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Sunday 11:18 A.M.
cheryl
does anybody know where veronica is?
archie
and jughead?
cheryl
I wasn't really worried about hobo but sure I guess...
betty
wait...
BOTH are missing?
kevin
oh hey guys
wait
SOMEONE'S MISSING?!?
I'm calling my dad ASAP
sweet pea
boo no cops ples also this lightning if veryh bright how do u tburn it downnnnnn
josie
huh
fangs
damn my head huuRRRTTTS
we were probably too fucked up to remember
kevin
oHh shit
WaIt
Iiiiiiiiii THINK I KNOWWW
toni
know what...
also guys it's like fucking 11 a.m. it's too early for this shit
cheryl
11 a.m. is early????????
girl what—
josie
h e a r t b e a t i n g f a s t
toni
jOSIE—
betty
where are they kev?
kevin
ok soooo basically once they got out the closet they sneaked out
cheryl
is this figurative or literal? because honestly kevin it's whatever with you...
kevin
L i t e r a l .
reggie
I'm back from practicing
also wait so they're both gay?
toni
honestly sounds like a typical teenage thing to do.
come out the closet, your parents don't accept you, and run away.
.....not that it's happened to me before
sweet pea
tiny please no 😔
toni
it's cool.
cheryl
damn. been there.
josie
whew! things in common
not the time but aNYWAY KEVIN WHERE DID THEY GO
kevin
I DONT FUCKING KNOW
josie
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT KNOW?
YOU NOTICE EVERYYYYYTHINGGGGG FUCKINGGGGG ELSSEEEEE LIKE SOMEONE FUCKING POOPING BUT YOU CANT NOTICE THIS
kevin
BECAUSE IT WAS A FUCKING PARTY YOU GET DRUNK AND PROBBALY HIGH SO WHY SHOULD I KEEP TRACK
josie
smh I CANNOT
WHAT IF THEYRE ACTYALLY LOST AND WENT TOGO SMOKE AND WERE KIDNAPPED
kevin
GURL THAT IS N O T MY FAULT THAT THEY WANNA GET LUNG CANCER DONT BLAME THAT ON ME
sweet pea
my ears are fuking ringin and we're not even in a call
SHUT THE FUCK UP
archie
ok guys stop fighting we'll find them soon if we work together ok?
reggie
well clearly that doesn't work here
I say we go on a manhunt to find them
cheryl
ew no what if they fucked and we find them naked
veronica
cheryl. pm. now.
fangs
oh hey we found her
hey veronica!
you've re-entered the chat with cheryl
cheryl
so y'all DID fuck.
veronica
ok so before we got out the closet I asked him can we go to his trailer and honestly I had a little alcohol in me. just a lil and I was feeling um confident soôöòóœøōõ we don't go to his trailer we go to a motel because I think he knew what I was doing. we talk for a little bit and of course I have to be the bold one because that's just how I roll and I reallyyyyy fucked uppppp like badddddddddd
cheryl
...I'm just waiting the answer to my question
also did you say so in like 25 different languages?
veronica
I think you can figure that out yourself
and no
cheryl
so did you do the cliché leave the motel, leave a note, or meet up somewhere? (which is most likely pops)
veronica
none of the above because I'm not like that 🙄
well actually we could've met at pops if I did decide to leave the motel like a bitch...
cheryl
also "a lil alcohol in me"
bITCH that sounds like a lot when you're trying to have sex with lice having ass beanie loner ass emo bitch
veronica
LHABLAEB for short
aLSO STOP FOCUSING ON THE LITTLE DETAILS DIOS MÍO
cheryl
fine. what do you mean by "you fucked up bad?"
girl if you was confident to have sex with LHABLAEB, then you shouldn't feel like you fucked up
veronica
basically it was a mistake. I BARELY EVEN LIKE THE DUDE
cheryl
hAH "barely"
veronica
I seriously don't.
cheryl
you might be laughing rn. call me
you called cheryl. wait until the person picks up the phone.
the person has accepted the phone call
Where's the giggles at?
Who the fuck giggles?
HAHAHA!
Alex! Shut up, you're gonna make it seem like I'm laughing.
Oh shit, is that best friend Alex?
Yeah; Alex, say hi to Cheryl.
Hellooo.
Hi.
sO DID YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPEN— OW! RONNIE!
Shut the fuck up!
Yeah, I heard alllll about it.
Heard they were loud—
Cheryl I am literally going to kill you. Stop feeding into Alex's mess.
Ooo, girl! You didn't tell me you were lou- RONNIE! OKAY! I'M SORRY!
I'm sorry about that.
Man, I liked Alex.
At least he's more funnier than you.
Wow, Cheryl. That deeply hurt me.
Fake gasp, fake shock—
Alex I am going to throw you out of this window to the point where you break all your bones and you turn into jelly so people eat you.
I thought eating out was for girls...
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Pfft...
C'mon, Ron! You know you wanna laugh!
What is there— HEY! STOP TICKLING ME!
Oh, so there's the giggles.
Chery— HAHAHA OK STOP!! I LAUGHED! I LAUGHED!
Damn right.
Oh my god! Cheryl! I have to tell you something.
What?
RonniehasanudepictureofJugheadonher— OH MY GOD, ALEX! NO I DO NOT!
PFFT HAHAHA! Oh my god...
I SWEAR ON MY LIFE HE SENT IT TO ME. I DID NOT SAVE IT.
Oh really? ThEN LET'S PULL UP YOUR PHOTO ALBUM.
ALEX GIVE ME MY PHONE!
THIS IS NOT EVEN FAIR! YOU KNOW I'M SHORT!
Wait, Alex, did you move to Riverdale?
nO— Only just to... RONNIE OW! juST FOR SPRING BREAK.. OW!! I THINK YOU BROKE MY WRIST!
Serves you right.
Thank you for my phone.
Alright, Cheryl. He's not even that cute.
Wait, can I see that nude photo?
I THOUGHT YOU WERE LESBIAN?
ahAH SO YOU DO HAVE A NUDE PHOTO OF HIM!
N-NO I DON'T! I JUST ASKED BECAUSE IT WAS THE FIRST THING THAT POPPED UP IN MY MIND!
Mhm...
So why have sex with him?
I told you. The alcohol!
girl you know doggone well it was not no alcohol! you wanted him bad!
ALEX SHUT UP BEFORE I KICK YOU OUT!
Yup, keep believing that Lodge.
Also, what am I supposed to tell the group chat?
I'll figure something out.
Okay, 2 more questions.
oh my god you're acting like alex.
What?
Nothing. Continue.
Are you gonna say something about you being alone or you and Jughead being somewhere together?
Like I said; figuring it out.
Alright.
Was the sex good?
hell yeah it was good! we were going at it alllllll night! and then his—
THAT'S IT, OUT! GO BACK TO NEW YORK!
NO! RONNIE I'M SORRY!
You're being such a dick! How do I even deal with you? oh my lord...
Because I can deal with you and your mysterious and hot Jughead problems.
Alex, why do you always ruin the mood!
Sorry, Cheryl.
Also, I am not answering that.
So, it was good!
Cheryl, goodbye. And talk to you later.
I STILL WANT MY ANSWER!