What We Do In the Shadows: "J...

By regertz

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There are unexpected consequences when Laszlo seeks a new human familiar... More

What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part I
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part II...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part III...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part IV...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part V...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part VI...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part VII...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part VIII...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part IX...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part X...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part XI...
What We Do In The Shawdows: "Jen..." Part XII..
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part XIII...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part XIV...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part XV...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part XVI...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part XVII...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part XVIII...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part XIX...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part XX...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part XXI
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part XXII...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part XXIV...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part XXV...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part XXVI...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part XXVII...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part XXVIII...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part XXIX...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part XXX...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part XXXI...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part XXXII
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part XXXIII...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part XXXIV...
What We Do It The Shadows: "Jen..." Part XXXV...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part XXXVI...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part XXXVII...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part XXXVIII...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part XXXIX...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part XL...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part XLI
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part XLII...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part XLIII...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part XLIV...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part XLV...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part XLVI...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part XLVII..
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part XLVIII...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part XLIX...
What We Do in The Shadows: "Jen..."Part L...
What We Do in The Shadows: "Jen..." Part LI...
What We Do in The Shadows: "Jen..." Part LII...
What We Do in The Shadows: "Jen..." Part LIII...
What We Do in The Shadows: "Jen..." Part LIV...
What We Do in The Shadows: "Jen..." Part LV...
What We Do in The Shadows: "Jen..." Part LVI...
What We Do in The Shadows: "Jen..." Part LVII...
What We Do in The Shadows: "Jen..." Part LVIII...
What We Do in The Shadows: "Jen..." Part LIX...
What We Do In the Shadows: "Jen..." Part LX...
What We Do in The Shadows: "Jen..." Part LXI
What We Do in The Shadows: "Jen..." Part LXII...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part LXIII...
What We Do In the Shadows: "Jen..." Part LXIV...
What We Do in The Shadows: "Jen..." Part LXV...
What We Do In the Shadows: "Jen..." Part LXVI...
What We Do in The Shadows: "Jen..." Part LXVII...
What We Do In the Shadows: "Jen..." Part LXVIII...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part LXIX...
What We Do In the Shadows: "Jen..." Part LXX...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part LXXI...
What We Do in The Shadows: "Jen..." Part LXXII...
What We Do in The Shadows: "Jen..." Part LXXIII...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part LXXIV...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part LXXV...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part LXXVI...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part LXXVII...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part LXXVIII...
What We Do In the Shadows: "Jen..." Part LXXIX...
What We Do In the Shadows: "Jen..." Part LXXX...
What We Do in The Shadows: "Jen..." Part LXXXI...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part LXXXII...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part LXXXIII...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part LXXXIV...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part LXXXV...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part LXXXVI...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part LXXXVII...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part LXXXVIII...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part LXXXIX...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part LXXXX...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part LXXXXI...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part LXXXXII...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part LXXXXIII...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part LXXXXIV...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part LXXXXV...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part LXXXXVI...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part LXXXXVII...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part LXXXXVIII...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..."Part XCIX...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part C...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part CI...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part CII...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part CIII.
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part CIV...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part CV...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..."Part CVI...
What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..."Part CVII...

What We Do In The Shadows: "Jen..." Part XXIII...

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By regertz

Part XXIII...

Colin, at his temp's cubicle, pausing from his computer...

"So Eloise and I had a quick meeting with Ginny and she confirmed that no blood orgy was planned. We also managed to reach Laszlo and Jennifer on Jen's phone...They're stuck in traffic but should be in the garage across the street soon, then they just have to get over here...Probably should have done this last night, guys...And Nadja ordered Ginny to confirm what she'd said and Jen agreed to let Eloise have ten percent of her commission on the new place, so long as she does a night survey and drives off any troublemakers. Probably not a bad idea in any case and Nandor wanted to make a friendly gesture to the Staten Island Werewolf Support Group. Which probably won't do any good but can't hurt, unless they demand access to the estate for night running... Anyway, truce. Though Eloise is going to be watching the guys and promises to call in her posse if we start any orgying. Is it 'orgying' or 'orging'?" smile.

"The work's going fine. Our stuff is all set for now. Gwen is very well-organized though I've already caught several questionable transactions in the files. Seems the local mayor likes to invest in real estate without having the cash or credit to do so... And I've been feeding en masse off these energetic and ambitious, mostly...And mostly, young...Women, so it has been a great morning so far."

...

Cut to Eloise, glancing over to Colin's cubicle from her own...

Narrow stare to us...

"That release form I signed had better hold up. If my kids find out I'm a werewolf because of you guys, fear the night, boys. And no little crucifix or vamp friends are gonna save ya." glare, then sigh.

"But, sorry if I'm getting on my hinds, I'm very protective of my little ones. Did you guys get some of Wanda's donuts? She always brings in the best, the ones from downtown? Yeah, they're the bomb." Warm smile. "So, tell me...Is it freakin' crazy hanging with these dudes? I mean, vampires...I don't want to promote hate but really, some of them are not people you can deal with easy. Some, sure...They're cool. And Roy kinda likes that Mr. Cravensworth and his garden, he was sorry it got pissed on. It's just what we do, in the shadows." Smile. "But lets remember, some of these girls are friends of mine so I will be watchin' to see your gang keeps their word. Nice job though with Ginny, very light touch, I like that...She's functionally independent still, not drooling and groveling around the way some get when not out in public. And, to be honest..." she leans close... "The girl needed a little 'moral reinforcement' and I did notice she's been telling the girls not to push so hard with the titties, if you pardon my French. Which is good. Plus, got my ten percent on Fieldersen..." gleeful clenching of hands, beaming grin. "But I'm not tryin' to cheat Jen here, I'll do my share and then some, no worries. It's just really nice to have that coming in right now, the kids are nearly done with school and it will be a big help with our vacation and even a little college and rainy day money. So, so far, so good. How about some coffee?" friendly beam.

....

Ginny, in her office, at computer...Worried look, a bit wan...

"I'd no idea Eloise Knieve was a werewolf...Kinda makes your head spin, you know?" sigh. "But I hope she's satisfied with what I and the Mistress and Master Laszlo told her as to today's 'activities'. It'll be fine, no one's gonna die, hopefully, and I can tell you, enthrallment is rapture..." blissful smile. "Phyl, Gwen...And I've recommended Susan, a really top-notch girl, and Martha, my secretary, be taken...Are very lucky ladies, I'm sure. I hope the Mistress regards any of them she takes as my gift to her, along with everyone else she drains." Wan smile.

"Just in case, I've been looking on the Net at how you kill or enthrall...Cause I think Eloise enthralled would be a very good guard for my Mistress...A werewolf. It's hard to get reliable stuff but I think you can do it by silver bullet, silver club, fire, gunshot through the heart if you really blast them, silver knife through the heart...I'm not sure if regular steel or iron can do it...All of the above plus infection or head crushing blow when human...Amputation of head or torso, explosion if enough to really tear the body up, especially in human form. There was a story about a local werewolf who fell to his slow and painful death from a high building around here.., As to enthrallment, it's possible if she's in human form..." slight glance to camera, nod. "But according to what I can find it won't hold when she reverts unless the vampire is really powerful on mind control. Even then there's tendency to revert and a previously mind-controlled werewolf is a pretty pissed independent werewolf. I'll need to check with the Mistress on this."

Buzz...

"Yeah, Martha? Ok, put her through...Sorry, guys, I have to take this..." she eyes camera.

...

"See...I told you." Laszlo, patting Nadja as she sits up in minivan now safely parked in garage across from the Zeller Properties' office. "No problem..." Eyeing himself on reversed image on Jen's cell phone in the relatively modern business suit Jennifer had purchased for him, suggesting, with careful politeness, it might be wise to appear in the guise of a modern business type for the transactions with humans on the new property.

"Not too bad...But this material is rather thin, though it is lighter and cooler than broadcloth."

"You look great, Master Laszlo." Guillermo nods. "I like the new hat."

Laszlo patting his new Homburg. "Yes, that is rather nice. You know I had one of these years ago, after I had seen some film where a very powerful man kills at will via his minions. Lovely film, and the hero...Or villain, not quite sure, was very nicely dressed."

"Yes, these are very interesting clothes..." Nandor, in his suit. "Not exactly a cape but there is a certain elegance..." he makes sweeping move in open suit. "And I agree, Guillermo...These are quite nice hats. Do all powerful human males wear them now?" he asks Jen.

"The wealthy and powerful ones do, for business...If they want to look like old money conservative...I thought that was really your and Master Laszlo's look." She nods.

"You know it's funny how I can see myself here and on those photographic things but not in a mirror." Laszlo notes. "I once wrote to a scientist who studied optics, around 1875, about this, under an assumed name, of course...He wrote back that I should perhaps consult a priest or a physician. Which I did but neither wrote me back, very rude of them."

"I could ask for you, Master." Jen offers. "David's a biologist and he could check with some friends who like to speculate on the occult. I could say someone asked it on a vampire forum and I was curious if there were a scientific answer?"

"Vampire forum? Really? On the Interiornet?" Laszlo, intrigued. "I must check that out, probably quite a lot of old friends...Well, acquaintances..." Nadja eyeing him.

"Well, acquaintances whom I tried to kill or cheat..." shrug.

"I've been to many. There's not a lot of accurate stuff there." Guillermo notes. "I think it's mostly fans of 'Buffy' and 'Twilight', maybe a few who've read 'Dracula' or watched vampire movies."

"Christopher Lee...Ohhhh..." Nadja swoons. Laszlo also looking a bit swoony.

"Well, David's friends could get a scientific answer...If you'd like, Master." Jen, glance to Guillermo...

They like Christopher Lee?

Who knew? His shrug back...

"No one has a word about my outfit?" Nadja, miffed tone as she stands, Laszlo quickly and gallantly twirling her about in her new red power suit and skirt. Sunglasses in place, hair styled as best Jen could manage.

"Lovely, my dear." Laszlo beams.

"Indeed...A bit revealing on the ankles...And the legs...Is that thigh?" Nandor notes, a bit perturbed. But it is the modern style, just a bit shocking to see Nadja embracing it.

"Let me see...Oh..." Nadja, taking Jen's phone. "I look like Jacqueline O, without pill hat. Oh, Jennifer, very nice choice, thank you."

"I live to serve, Mistress Nadja." Jen bows.

"You'll forgive my little outburst before?" Nadja, winsome tone. "I was just nervous about dying a horrible death in flames."

"Of course, ma'am. Please don't apologize, I'm just so grateful you allow me to serve you all." Jen beams.

"Well, now...We modern plutocrats have a business meeting to attend, don't we, Mrs. Steinecke?" Laszlo, swinging umbrella. "Mrs. Cravensworth, my dear?" offering arm. "Mr. Relentless? Shall we?"

Nandor bowing gallantly. "It is an honor to help escort your lovely wife to this event."

"Just a bit longer, Master, Master Laszlo, Ginny says the clouds outside are moving in now." Guillermo, peering at his own cell, a present from Jen.

A good chief familiar needs proper tech, she'd noted sweetly in presenting it.

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