Aizawa- The original
Present Mic- DJ
Hitoshi- The remix
Monoma- Gay&Blond
Nezu- Skinner
All Might- Dying
Ms. Joke- Funni
Midnight- Mama
13- Im only 13
Snipe- BANG BANG
Recovery Girl- Granny
Power Loader- Backhoe
Vlad King- Bloody Mary
Tensei Iida- Zoom zoom nyoom
Grand Torino- Grandpa
Naomasa- Nancy Drew
Mt. Lady- Antman
Kamui Woods-Woody
Cementoss- Rocky Hulk
Ectoplasm- Lied2
Endeavor- Big tit
Hawks- Hawkeye
Best Jeanist- Gay
Fatgum- EatMe
Miruko- Trix
Fuyumi- Mom is better
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Bloody Mary: Kendo is crying and I need help
Mama: Uuuuh why????
Bloody Mary: Idk but I think it has to do with the fact that she hasn't slept in a few days because she's been studying
Bloody Mary: Shes been holding study groups with the other girls and a few boys and Monoma for the general finals tomorrow
Mama: Tell her to sleep man. If she doesn't she's gonna fail.
No leg: Oh you've got a crying child over there too?
Bloody Mary: "too"????
No leg: Ah yeah it's Tenya and Hatsume. They're cramming for their English test and they misspelled their own names
Mama: Aw poor Tenten D:
No leg: Oh scratch that Midoriya is crying too
Dying: I am here
Dying: Who hurt him!?
No leg: Uuuuh hold up
Mama: Aren't you in the kitchen cooking for Tortilla and Eri rn???? Get off and watch the stove! Don't you DARE burn my fucking kitchen down!!
Dying: And aren't you in the bathtub bathing??
Mama: Nah I'm chilling in the tub with Neptune and watching Netflix
Dying: Dont you have a bed?
Mama: Tortilla fell asleep in it and i don't have the heart to wake him up...
Dying: Omg
No leg: Turns out he's crying because he's on Skype with Cementoss trying to go over some lit. questions he has but he keeps getting them wrong
No leg: Uraraka was in there too but Tossie says she hid in the closet 10 mins ago to have a mental break down
Dying: Remember when we had to study for our 3rd year gen. finals?
Mama: Oh yeah
Mama: It was hell but it wasn't as bad as the heroics finals. Damn Tortilla and his hard ass lessons....
Dying: The beach camp out was fun after it though
Mama: Haha yeah it was!! Ah so much underage drinking....
No leg: It was so much fun lmao
Bloody Mary: Wait there was a beach camp out??? I was never told of this!
Mama: Oh yeah that's because it was just me, Tosh, Shota, Zashi, and Tensei. We wen t out by the small shore by my place and camped out there to celebrate our upcoming graduation is all.
Bloody Mary: Oooh okay
Bloody Mary: Hey we should d o something like that for the students
No leg: Hey your right! It could destress them before graduation too! Also I need something for Aoyama to look forward to because rn he's trying to jump out of the window in the middle of Yaomomo's study group session
Mama: If my parents approve you can camp out in the place we did. It's just a big fishing week for my mom and aunt tho so things might be busy and crowed at the docks so there wouldn't necessarily be enough room there
Mama: Omg Neptune just slithered into my hoodie flap
Mama: I am a proud snake mommy :'D
No leg: @Skinner could we take the students camping after exams?
Skinner: I don't see why not!
Skinner: The general studies, business, and support kids can all go tomorrow night and the heroics kids can wait Thursday night after their heroics exam
No leg: I can rent out a campsite for the gen business and support kids since from what i remember the shore totally wouldn't be big enough for all them kids
Mama: I'd suggest my family camp site buuuuut yeah we got the family tree there with my bro's little remembrance thing and i don't want that ruined
Skinner: Thats fine Kayama! I have to go now so I will talk later :)
Mama: Dads gone
Mama: Let's get wild
Dying: I added extra chocolate t Eri's waffle. She'll be wild on my behalf.
Mama: Excellent
No leg: Shota and Zashi are gonna kill you guys
Dying: I hope so because I crave it
Mama: Tosh please you worry me
Dying: I am slowly dying anyway. Get used to it.
Mama: Okay
Antman: I like how you just accept it instantly
Mama: Heeeeeeeeeyyyyy Yuu!~~~
Antman: No
Antman: I'm not telling you
Antman: That is something personal between me and Mui
Mama: Boooo
No leg: I'm confused
Mama: Talking about nasty things
Antman: No. No we aren't.
Antman: Me and Mui finally caved in and joined Ryukyu's D&D thing and and Nemuri wants to know our characters so she can draw them.
Mama: Not JUST draw them
Mama: /make them lewd for no reason/
No leg: *she means she's just gonna draw a bad dick doodle on their forehead or or something
Mama: Dont call me out you fuck!!
Dying: Zashi is back and he's pissed
No leg: Why????
Dying: Someone insulted the glittery nail polish Eri and Hitoshi gave him
Mama: He's not as pissed as Tosh says he is. He's basically just pouting is all.
Dying: Aka he's pissed
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Eat Me: I feel like death
The original: Same
Eat Me: We patroled so late last night thst I hadn't even eaten dinner or gotten up for a midnight snack
The original: I was s tired when I got home that I apparently fell asleep in the tub and almost drowned. It was just my luck when Nemuri walked in and saved me. Shoulda let me fucking drown.
Eat Me: Weird question but she walked into the bathroom to you bathing. So she saw your corndog. Gross.
The original: Because we only have one bathroom I bathe in my swim trunks. Don't gross.
Eat Me: I'm just saying man
The original: But yes she has in fact seen me in all my pale depressed glory
Eat Me: Disgusting
The original: I think you just gave me body issues. Thank you.
Trix: I wanna chop my fucking legs off why did I try to do so much shitty parkour last night fuuuuuuuck
Nancy Drew: You guys can take the night off to rest you know. I mean Aizawa you gotta monitor your class's test today don't you?
The original: Tosh is stepping in for me for a few hours to let me sleep but yeah. I do have the hero course finals the day after tomorrow so I'm definitely not patrolling tonightor tomorrow night.
Eat Me: I might take it off too to go back home and visit my family. It's like a quick 1 hr drive there so I can be back for tomorrow night for another search.
Trix: I might just go to Aizawa's place and claim Eri as my daughter. She says I'm pretty and super strong. She's my daughter now.
The original: Yeah no she's not
Trix: I am her mother now
The original: No I am her mother
The original: Wait shit
Nancy Drew: @DJ HE ADMITTED IT HES THE ABSOLUTE BOTTOM OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP
The original: NO I DIDNT I ONLY SAID IM THE MOM WOMEN CAN BE TOPS TOO
DJ: Wow good morning Detective
The original: I hate you all
DJ: Also
DJ kicked The original from chat
DJ: I totally top like 90% of the time lmao
Trix: You are brave Mic
DJ: Oh fuck he's just watching me with an empty expression that means he's beyond pissed
Trix: I call dibs on your neck stereo after he kills you
Eat Me: Dibs on the jacket
Trix: For skinny Gummy or chubby gummy?
Eat Me: Skinny gummy obviously
Nancy Drew: Dibs on the husband
Eat Me: O MY GOD
Trix: WOW HE JUST FUCKING OUT DIBBED US
Dying: What the hell did I just walk in on???? Is Tsukauchi trying to break up a marriage???
Nancy Drew: Sure
Dying: No stop it
Nancy Drew: No
DJ added The original to chat
DJ: We might be late to work this morning....
Dying:???
Trix: ;))
The original: I tripped with Zashi's trimming scissors in hand outside and I mightve popped a tire...
Dying: Dont you have Nemuri's car?
DJ: We're banned from her car remember
Trix: Uuuuh why???
The original: Wrong car and drunk decisions
Trix: Still confused but okay
Trix: Wait
Trix: Oh gross
Trix: She gave me a ride to the store in that thing
Trix: Do I need to burn all the clothes I was wearing that day now?
DJ: I mean we didn't get too far so idk its your choice lol
Eat Me: Stop I'm single and your rubbing your wonderful love in my face its making me cry I want someone other than the guy at the convenience store to love me
DJ: Shhh it's okay big guy you find someone
Trix: If you don't find someone I'll hook you up with the KFC guy. I know the newest actor for him.
Eat Me: I know your joking but please do it so I can make Hawks piss himself lmao
Trix: YES
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Skinner: Why isn't your classroom phone working @The original
The original: I unplugged it
Skinner: I
Skinner: Nevermind
Skinner: Tell Todoroki his sister, brother and Hawks are here for when school ends please. Also plug your phone back in.
The original: 1) okay 2) No
Skinner: I want to fire you
The original: Do it you coward
The original: Actually don't. I have a daughter to feed, a son to give a graduation gift to and then immediately kick out, and then a husband to make sure doesn't die from his own stupid existence. I need money.
Skinner: Just tell the child please.
The original: Wait a second
The original: @Hawkeye why are you downstairs?????
Hawkeye: Endeavor gave me permission to check Prince out because uh...... He got car sick... Yeah....
Hawkeye: Turns out Popper can't drive very well because he swervs a lot so yeah
Mom is better: He gets car sick easily is all
Mom is better: Also yeah Natsuo is really bad at driving but i forgot my licence
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