biggay: hey
brokehoe: hey
biggay: u okay?
brokehoe: uhm kinda. why?
biggay: you never texted me yesterday so i was thinking if you'r okay.
brokehoe: aww are you worried about me?
you aree aww daddy
biggay: god, im not. you are just being annoying and loud all the time, i though you were dead.
brokehoe:
i wasnt on a mood thats it.
biggay: are you sad?
brokehoe: yes :(
biggay: why
brokehoe: idk nan molla
biggay: its namjoons lyrics
brokehoe: oh really? i DiDnT NoT kNow
biggay: shut it
brokehoe:
biggay: have i already told you that you'r annoying?
brokehoe: idk you tell me
biggay:
brokehoe: im sad and tired
biggay: sleep...
brokehoe: i cant
biggay:
brokehoe:
wait
why haven't i seen this before
biggay: i...uhm i found it on twitter idk
brokehoe: oh
[ jungkooks POV ]
"i...uhm i found it on twitter idk" i typed. namjisus that was close.
"who are you texting fetus"
" no one"
"show me"- jin took my phone and started reading her messiges.
"give me back hyung"- i screamed but no reaction.
"omg who is preety meme dealer kookie? shes almost as pretty as me , but i will show her real beauty"
"nooo hyung stop give me my phone back"-but i was late, this worldwide bald rat alrady sent her his pic.
junglecock:
prettymemedealer: uhm hey jin?
junglecock: heyy mijin meet my bias wrecker heheheh
prettymemedealer: ohh heyy worldwide hansdome guy
"i like her"- jin shouted proudly
"you like who?"- hobi hyung asked. ughhh this man was loud AFFF
"no on-" jin cut me off "kookies girlfriend"- he smirked. "whaat? you have a girlfriend??" everyone asked at thesame time.
"shes not my gf " yet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) k jungkook wtf.
"leave me alone now" i blurted out
" cmon guys leave him alone with his girl"- yoongi smiled smugly and i glared at him.
"fuck off"-i whispered hoping jin wouldnt hear it but "NO SWEARING AT MY HOUSEHOLD YOU BUNNYFACED FETUS"- he screamed.
then my phone vibrated and i got text from mijin.