Preciousboi started a new chat
Preciousboi added narcissist, greengiant, thestrongestavenger, badassqueen, cawcawmotherfucks, strangerthanfiction, Mramerica, sammyboi, memequeen, totallydead, darkmagiciangirl and wintersoldier
Preciousboi named chat mistake-
Preciousboi:... What even are your names
memequeen: even better! Why even are your names‽
Narcissist: let's clarify who we are
Preciousboi: I'm guessing Narcissist is you Mr. Stark?
Narcissist: hOw dId yOu nOtIcE-
Greengiant: anyways, I'm Bruce,name given by Clint
thestrongestavenger: I'm Thor Odinson god of thunder
Badassqueen: Natasha Romanov
Cawcawmotherfucks: hey motherfuckers I'm Clint-
Mramerica: language!
Cawcawmotherfucks: okay fine- hey motherduckers I'm Clint-
Preciousboi: okay Mramerica is Cap-
Strangerthanfiction: I'm Stephen Strange
Sammyboi: I'm falcon and I'm here bitches
Memequeen: hello you uncultured swines
Totallydead: get me out of here you midgardian
Preciousboi: n o
Totallydead: aaahhhhhhhh-
Darkmagiciangirl: hey guys I'm Wanda
Wintersoldier: and I'm Bucky...
preciousboi: w o w okay
Sammyboi: why is Loki called totallydead???
Thestrongestavenger: he's faked his death before-
Memequeen: w o w -
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memequeen: OWO
preciousboi: OWO
Memequeen: OWO
preciousboi: OWO
Memequeen: OWO
Preciousboi: OWO
memequeen: I MADE A TWEET
preciousboi: ABOUT FURRIES
memequeen: PEOPLE SAID WHAT THE FUCK
preciousboi: DELETE THIS PLEASE
memequeen: I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT
preciousboi: THAT TWEET WAS WRONG
memequeen: BUT INSTEAD
preciousboi: I MADE IT A SONG
memequeen: OWO
preciousboi: WE'RE HALFWAY THERE
memequeen: OWO
preciousboi: NOTICES YOUR BULGE THERE
Narcissist: whaT THE FUCK SLEEP YOU GODLESS TRAVESTIES
preciousboi: why are you awake then h u h ?
Narcissist: because I don't have school tomorrow-
preciousboi: I always get 10 minutes of sleep yet I still get to school mostly on time
preciousboi: they aren't even consecutive-
Narcissist: s l e e p n o w o r e l s e -
Strangerthanfiction: what's going on here
Memequeen: b r e a k f a s t -
preciousboi:... you beat me to it-
Memequeen: h a
Narcissist: they aren't going to sleep-
strangerthanfiction: since when did you start acting like a dad?
Narcissist: I'm not???
preciousboi: would he really be a good father tho? Lemme quote him
preciousboi: "all dad's leave don't be such a pussy about it" - Tony Stark A.K.A Iron Man to like a 10 year old-
Narcissist: no no no no
Narcissist: he was 11-
Strangerthanfiction: what the fuck Tony-
preciousboi: wHaT tHe fUcK rIcHArD-
Memequeen:... damn
preciousboi: back on top, bitch-
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Badassqueen renamed cawcawmotherfucks to Clunt
Clunt: I said I was sorryyyyyy-
Badassqueen: I don't care
Clunt: hhhhh-
preciousboi: what happened?
Clunt: I might've stolen her gun-
preciousboi: don't you have a bunch of guns Aunt Nat?
Clunt: aUnT nAt aWw
Badassqueen: shut the fuck up Clunt
Clunt: ow this hurts-
Badassqueen: anyways, yes but he stole my first ever gun
Badassqueen: it's the most precious thing to me
Preciousboi: :((((((( betrayal????
Badassqueen: before you of course-
Preciousboi: :))))))))
C(l)unt: I d i d n ' t k n o w ? ? ?
Clunt: look I'll do anything just
Clunt: please forgive me-
Badassqueen: anything?
Clunt: y e s
Badassqueen: t h e n s u f f e r
Clunt: aHhHHhhH-
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Strangerthanfiction: I heard what you did-
Narcissist: I'm sorry
Strangerthanfiction: theRE'S A WAY WE DO THINGS. A WAY WE FUCKING OPERATE. I CAN HEAR YOUR OBNOXIOUS FUCKING LAUGH AND I'M TELLING YOU THAT THIS IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE-
Narcissist: okay okay okay calm down. I'll put the cereal in first
Strangerthanfiction: you fuckin better-
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Totallydead: unrelated to anything in this chat but like-
thestrongestavenger: it's okay brother. You can tell us
Totallydead: okay so I saw Peter Benjamin Fucking Parker yell bad dog to a goose and now I'm really worried about everyone else's intelligence if he's one of the smartest here and I can't stop thinking about it-
Narcissist: goddammit Peter...
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Totallydead: Tony come collect your child for Odi- no wait I hate him. ummm for Christ's sake I guess-
Narcissist: okay firstly, he's not my son and secondly, what did he do this time-
thestrongestavenger: wait the man of spiders is not your child?
Narcissist: nope
thestrongestavenger: are you sure?
Narcissist: nope
Narcissist: anyways Loki, what is he doing or did he do-
Totallydead: I'm not sure exactly but it doesn't look safe
Narcissist: fine. Where is he?
thestrongestavenger: so we are going to forget that Tony said he was not sure whether Peter is his son?
Totallydead: honestly, I couldn't care less-
Totallydead: on top of the tower
Narcissist: with or without the suit???
Totallydead: thankfully, with the suit
Narcissist: I'm going to murder Parker-
thegreengiant: why can I hear a little girl screaming from the top of Stark Towers??
thestrongestavenger: that must be the man of spiders
thegreengiant: why is he screaming though???
Totallydead: just
Totallydead: just read the messages before-
thegreengiant: why did you gloss over the fact that Tony said he wasn't sure whether Peter's his son?
Totallydead: you ask too many questions
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Was inspired to do this shitty Avengers chat oneshot thing by TomhasHollandoooo Avengers Chat thing so blame them as well as me-