Percy: There's something on your face
Minotaur: *grunt* ?
Percy hitting the Minotaur in the face with his sandal: IT WAS PAIN!
Annabeth, facepalming in the background: This is why monsters hate you
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I made that one myself
*proud face*
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I don't really have an excuse I just didn't update. :P
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