Aizawa- Iamfine
Present Mic- DJ
Hitoshi- Iamson
Monoma- IamsonsboyfTY
Nezu- Skinner
All Might- Muri's bich
Ms. Joke- Funni
Midnight- BDSMmmm pls girl
13- Im only 13
Snipe- BANG BANG
Recovery Girl- Granny
Power Loader- Backhoe
Vlad King- Bloody Mary
Tensei Iida- Zoom zoom nyoom
Grand Torino- Grandpa
Naomasa- Nancy Drew
Mt. Lady- Antman
Kamui Woods-Woody
Cementoss- Rocky Hulk
Ectoplasm- Notaghostloveme
Endeavor- Big tit
Hawks- Hawkeye
Best Jeanist- Pants dance
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Pants dance: Is it normal to find my child laying in the middle of the parking lot as his group of friends just sit there with sandwiches?
Skinner: Oh Bakugou does this every time Aizawa hands out the report cards
Iamfine: I'm upstairs watching to make sure he doesn't successfully kill himself its okay
Pants pants: Well I sort of need to leave if you want me to pick up our lunch order
Zoom zoom nyoom: Just honk at him and he'll eventually move
Zoom zoom nyoom: Its what Snipe does anyway and it works
Pants dance: But I'm not going to threaten to run over a student! Especially if that student is basically my son!
Pants dance: ITS ONLY MY 3RD DAY HERE IM NOT GETTING A STUDENT KILLED
Pants dance: "Floor it, old man" I swear to god this child....
Zoom zoom nyoom: Just squeeze by him
Pants dance: I drive a van!
Pants dance: A /VAN/ INGENIUM
Pants dance: I CANT /SQUEEZE/ BY A TEENAGED BOY IN THE LITERAL MIDDLE OF THE ROAD WITH A WIDE VAN
Skinner: If you ignore him he'll eventually go away
Skinner: Just think of how to treat a pomeranian puppy that's angry at everything
Iamfine: Correction, a Pomeranian puppy that's angry at everything except his boyfriend
Iamson: Dad can I have 3 bucks to get a soda?
Iamfine: Ask your father
Iamson: But he told me to ask you
Iamfine: Ask your father
Iamson: @DJ can I have 3 bucks to get a soda?
DJ: Ask your father
Iamson: But
Iamson: Dad?
Iamfine: Ask your father
DJ: Ask your father
Iamfine: Ask your father
DJ: Ask your father
Iamson: OMG DADS PLEASE
Zoom zoom nyoom: Ah yes
Zoom zoom nyoom: The common infinite loop a child goes through when they have same sex parents....
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Bloody Mary: For some reason tetsu is now wearing six uniform jackets and kEndo is using him as a pillow
Bloody Mary: I know I told them I was going to give them the first hour of class so I could finish grading papers but
Bloody Mary: Come on
Bloody Mary: Awase just pulled out his switch and left the room idk where he went
Iamfine: He's in my class trying to pay Yaoyozoru to create a working flat screen
Iamfine: Holy shit she caved in now there's a small flat screen on her fucking desk
Bloody Mary: I'm going to hear the kids fighting over who's turn it is to play for an hour aren't I?
Skinner: You should've already been finished grading papers Vlad!
Bloody Mary: Bye
Skinner: Vlad!
Pants dance: THEY TOOK MY HALL PASS BOOK
Rocky Hulk: Welcome to the world of teaching Jeanie
Rocky Hulk: Your blood pressure rises beyond healthy, your patience slowly dwindles down to nothing, you grow a disgust for pencils and pens, you form the overwhelming compulsion to sigh frustratingly at any and every child, and the sudden attraction to be gifted apples
Rocky Hulk: It aaalllll starts with the hall pass book man
Pants dance: THERE IS A STUDENT WALKING AROUND WITH ILLEGAL HALL PASSES
Rocky Hulk: Probably a 1st year
Rocky Hulk: Its almost always the 1st years
Pants dance: WHY DID I AGREE TO DO THIS
Rocky Hulk: Mid life crises most likely
Rocky Hulk: I had a mid life crises when I was 23 and went to college for a few years while doing hero stuff and then I decided to change my major from historical literature to teaching and now I am dead inside
Notaghostloveme: Ishiyama do I need to call the therapist?
Rocky Hulk: ....probably
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Zoom zoom nyoom: Pssst
Zoom zoom nyoom: @Bloody Mary
Bloody Mary: Yes?
Zoom zoom nyoom: I need help
Bloody Mary: Yes, mental help
Zoom zoom nyoom: No my brother stole my chair for telling his friends an embarrassing story about him
Zoom zoom nyoom: I am stuck in the bathroom
Bloody Mary: Why does your brother keep taking your chair?? Isnt he the good child in your family??
Zoom zoom nyoom: 1- I'm the good child, I was born before him meaning I soaked up all the goodness from mom and dad's genes, all out other siblings suck tho. 2- We're brothers he's supposed to pester me and prank and shit!
Bloody Mary: I /could/ come over there and help you buuuuuuuut
Zoom zoom nyoom: I AM LAYING ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR PLEASE
Bloody Mary: Fine I'll be over in a minute
Iamfine: Wait its 2 in the morning why are you guys up?? Why is Tenya up??????
Zoom zoom nyoom: You know how he's been nervous about this year. Its his last year and all so.... Yea
Iamfine: Right I remember how nervous you and Zashi got our 3rd year
Zoom zoom nyoom: Wait what are you doing up? I thought your insomnia has gotten better? You were sleeping so well last week
Iamfine: I spaced out and had an attack is all
Iamfine: Not even going to fall sleep tomorrow during class can't risk another attack and hurting the students
Zoom zoom nyoom: Does Hizashi know about your attack? You better of told him Shota
Iamfine: Yeah Nemuri was the one who found me and got Zashi but its fine I have an appointment this friday so its okay
Zoom zoom nyoom: Its not about your first mission is it? I can call Toshi and see if he can stay here at the dorms while I comfort you. I mean I was one of the heroes that helped find you so I understand you
Iamfine: Its fine Tenfuck this happens around this time every year
Zoom zoom nyoom: If you say so...
Iamfine: Oh shit my pizzas here bye bitch
Zoom zoom nyoom: WHY DID YOU ORDER PIZZA AT 2 ON THE MORNING!?
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Iamfine: I am sleep deprived.
Zoom Zoom nyoom: Please sleep
Iamfine: I don't wanna black out dammit!
Zoom Zoom nyoom: ITS BEEN TWO DAYS
Iamfine: I HATE PTSD DAMMIT
Muri's bich: I brought donuts
Iamfine: Suddenly I am awake and ptsDless
Muri's bich: Knew that'd help him....
Hawkeye: Are you okay Eraser!?
Iamfine: No.
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