Yoongi's POV
I was outside the hospital room waiting on Y/N to finish changing back into her clothes and spoke with the doctor. Namjoon had to pick the kids from the hospital earlier since they couldn't go in the room with us as they checked Y/N. The only ones in the hospital were Taehyung and Jungkook, they left their love ones back at home preparing something for her.
"I'm really glad you brought her, she's been overworking herself lately hasn't she?"
Yoongi: Yes, all the time.
"I was able to tell right away, I'm not able to tell you about the results until seeing them but make sure she gets well rested, eats and doesn't stress with problems. That can just lead to worse problems. Other than that, she's all set to head home, just pick the results up"
Yoongi: Thank you Doctor, I'll keep an eye on her from now on.
The doctor excused himself and I sent both Tae and Jungkook to pick Y/N's test results from the front desk as I made my way back into the room.
Y/N: Why am I seeing a ghost? Am I perhaps in heaven already? Or hell?
Yoongi: So funny huh. You just got discharged from the hospital and you're already joking around.
Y/N: What am I supposed to do? Cry. Oh, by the way did you check if your ex is in this hospital, that way you can pay her a visit and ask if she's okay.
Yoongi: The fact that you speak nothing but sarcasm after I brought you to the hospital has me speechless. I thought you was dead or some shit! I was worried as hell.
Y/N: Well I ain't dead, surprise!
Yoongi: I can't with you. I fucking hate arguing with you. I was so wrong, everything I said. You did the right thing and I wasn't appreciating everything you did for me, I'm so sorry. I'm an idiot.
Y/N: Ain't even gonna argue about it because you right. Didn't even ask if I was okay after whooping her ass and seemed to feel bad for your ex more than me, your actual wife.
Yoongi: I know, forgive me. She ain't mean nothing to me, you're the only person I really fuck with, you're my ride or die, I'm nothing without you and our kids. Please, babygirl?
Y/N: Oh, now this what we not gonna do. The disrespect. Do you know how weak I be getting when you call me that?
Yoongi: That's exactly why I'm doing it. I can't keep up with this, I miss you. We don't do this fighting shit, can't we be happy again? I want my bad bitch ass of a wife back.
I wrapped my arms around her waist and stared into her beautiful eyes. She sighed and rolled her eyes at me.
Y/N: If you ever do me like this again I'm throwing your ungrateful pale ass down a cliff got that, rat?
Yoongi: Yes, I promise you ugly snake. I won't ever do you wrong again.
Y/N: Cause you know this the only bomb pussy you can ever get, you be weak for-
Yoongi: Facts! I mean, Shhh, There's people next door.
Y/N: Okay and? Ion give a shit.
She shrugged with a big smile on her face and I just chuckled at her sexy self.
Yoongi: Honestly, I don't either.
I winked at her and she wrapped her arms around my neck before leaning in to kiss me. I kissed her back right away and pushed her down lightly onto the hospital bed as I intertwined both of our hands together. It was The longest kiss we've had since our argument last night, it was going great until the door opened and Taekook walked in.
Taehyung: Woah there, did anyone call the firefighters? It's burning up in here.
Y/N: Nope so go back.
Jungkook: Wait, we can't. Noona, you might want to back off from Yoongi hyung. We got the results.
Yoongi: What's with that face? Is everything okay?
Taehyung: Are you two planning on having an entire daycare of kids? Always going at it so now the results indicate that Y/N is, Kook, cue the drumrolls.
Jungkook: Dun Dun Dun, Y/N Noona is pregnant again.
Taehyung: With twins.
I chocked on air and Y/N pushed me off to the point where I was completely sure my body would end up flying across the room. These two better be joking or else she'll leave me in a coma in less than a minute.
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Y/N's POV
I got up and shook my head. This couldn't be true, I can't be pregnant again. Yoongi stood behind me kind of panicking about the whole deal or questioning why god gave him such a powerful dick that only shoots his sperm in pairs and not individually.
Y/N: You two better be lying! Let me see the results.
Taehyung: We're not. You should've caged that pussy a long time ago. Yoongi hyung keeps unlocking it.
Jungkook: Yup, See Noona, dick isn't always the right medicine.
I snatched the results from their hand and scanned through the paper. These two will be the end of me.
Y/N: YOU TWO LITTLE MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO MAKE A RUN FOR IT BEFORE I STRANGLE YOUR ASSES TO DEATH!
Jungkook: AHAHAHA, Yoongi hyung's life flashed before his eyes. We got y'all!
Taehyung: Hahaha, your reactions almost had me dead as fuck.
Yoongi: Aghh, you two really? I was so startled!!
Y/N: Times up. Come give me a birthday hug.
They stopped laughing and gulped at the look on my face. I had a fake smile on which they perfectly knew. It was the moment they realized if they didn't make a run for it now they'd be laying on a bed in this hospital for a whole week.
Taehyung: I think we- air hug! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WE LOVE YOU, BYE!!
Jungkook: hold my hand Tae, at three we run... HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOONA, LOVE YOU FROM HERE TO THE EXIT OF THIS HOSPITAL- GO GO GO!!!
They opened the door and ran out the room at the speed of light, I was about to run after them pranksters but before I even stepped out the room Yoongi trapped my waist, picked me up and turned me back around. He closed the door and caged me against it.
Yoongi: You're dead ass wrong if you thought I was gonna let you run after them. Your ass might as well practice for your mug shots.
Y/N: They got me so bad! I was about to gang up on all three of you!
Yoongi: I know, I was just waiting for me to wake up from a one year coma after this.
Y/N: Ohh how bad I'm gone get them after this. They ain't ready.
Yoongi: Baby, its not time to get them back. The Doctor said you have to rest and not stress. You only got two shots to stop the fever and prevent from getting badly sick, that's all.
Y/N: I ain't no weak ass, I'm a bad bitch-
Yoongi: Okay Harley Quinn.
I scoffed and he smirked before crashing his lips against mine. He just knew how and when to shut me up completely. For a second I forgot about running after Tae and kookie, although I was still thinking of a way to get them back for pranking me and also falling into a whole new world. Yoongi's touch, his kisses, they just made me feel wanted, I missed him. I missed us but this Asian Casper looking ass needed to learn his lesson too.