𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥...

By curvyroads

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text message/instagram au ❝I left my phone number on the bathroom stall wall and you text me about your day... More

ACT ONE
002. " sweet dreams "
003. " it's like i have espn or something "
004. " you cant see me "
005. " drunken rants "
006. " brohemian rhapsody "
007. " lets break the fourth wall "
008. " you look so hot with that hair "
009. " heart goes boom "
010. " and what about it "
011. " mug me off "
012. " bitches washing bitches "
013. " friends "
014. " tic tac "
015. " papa armstrong "
016. " curly wurly "
017. " put a ring on it "
018. " my coochie hurts so much "
019. " not to be a disgusting whore "
020. " bro? bro, bro! "
021. " ditto titto "
022. " fuck it up buttercup "
023. " this aint no picnic bitch "
024. " teehee "
025. " blocked "
026. " and it really hurt "
027. " your pregnant ?? "
028. " boys are a big issue "
029. " accidentally ate her ass "
030. " sesh lads "
031. " you jinxed me "
032. " dont be silly put a condom on ur willy "
033. " big mouth "
034. " wowie ): "
035. " earth chan is not flat!! "
036. " im suing "
037. " a(n) ugly ass "
038. " youre a qt "
039. " the bus hates you "
ACT TWO
040. " accept the small fluff in life "
041. " triplet bitches "
042. " yes sir, thats my baby "
ACT THREE
043. " drew barrymore "

001. " best friends forever "

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By curvyroads

11:52pm

unknown
i guess i found your number on the bathroom stall wall
that means we're best friends now thanks

girl from bathroom stall
wowow i've never had a girl bestfriend before (:

new bestie
what makes you think im a girl????

girl from bathroom stall
uhm
because the number was in the girls bathroom
eeee you are so gross bye ):<

perv
you caught me ;)))))
nonono dont leave i need to rant
plsss

girl from bathroom stall
hmm fine
do i get to know my new besties name???

bricky boy
no
jokinggg
brick,, sure you've heard of me ;)

kelsey <33333
nope
never heard of you oops
im pretty new so idk :/

bricky boy
gasp
ouch im wounded
im not as popular as i think i am

kelsey <33333
aw bless the cool kid is crying
cheer up bb
now lets hear this rant

bricky boy
okay SO
my girlfriend just broke up with me
and i'm like sososooss sad
but yk what would cheer me up??

kelsey <33333
love and affection

bricky boy
i mean yeah that would be alright
but i can think of something better
nudes bbg

kelsey <33333
you wanna see my dick??
i mean sure
no homo tho

bricky boy
nOOOoOOOo baby i'm not gay
i mean my dad might be
but he's stupid idc

kelsey <33333
awwwwww b
you have daddy issues
bless
if it helps idk my dad :/
but anywho we'll save the nudes for another time

bricky boy
loserrrr

kelsey <33333
ur cute
gn

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