Rainkeeper: So Air, you OK now?
Air:......Sure.
Air: Cas is back, so I'm better. Crowley's still dead, and I'm patiently awaiting someone to shoot Ketch in the face, but other then that, yeah, I'm good.
Nightflyer: Here's an updated list of things you shouldn't mention.
Seashell:.....
Joy: Okay, three generation dare time!
Seashell:......
Seashell: IS NO ONE GOING TO ASK IF IM OKAY FROM LAST TIME?!?!!
Air: No.
Nightflyer: Air! Be nice.
Air: Nu uh. She deserved a mug to the face.
Joy: Hey, you're FINE, aren't you?
Seashell: Well, YES, B-
Joy: See? This is why we didn't ask. It's show time peoples!
*players appear*
Rainkeeper: Is everyone ready to be freaked out?
Players: *exchange glances*
Deathbringer: Sure, why not?
*Apple, Ember, Ander, Shore, Rin, Parrot, Ray, Orange, Permafrost, Stardust, Haze, Boysen, Dusk, and Cypress appear*
Players:.....
Glory: Why do I feel like we haven't met half of you?
Apple: Because you haven't.
Riptide: Oh good.
Sunny: So many future dragons coming into this...My head hurts.
Hosts:......
Joy: Oh, then you're REALLY gonna hate the next dare.
Starflight: I believe some introductions are in order?
Orange: I'm Orange. I'm kinda/not really/totally dating Shore.
Deathbringer:.....Well done, future grandson.
Tsunami: So, I've met my children, my children's children, and now I'm meeting my children's children's future spouses?
Nightflyer: Exactly.
Peril: Well that's not confusing at all.
Clay: It's not confusing if you just accept it and don't question anything.
Air: Exactly!
Parrot: I'm Parrot. I'm a friend of Rin's.
Glory:........*bursts out laughing*
Rin: What's so funny?
Glory: So, how long have you two been dating?
Rin: WE'RE NOT DATING!
Glory/Deathbringer: *laughing crazily*
Deathbringer: Oh, you're so dating.
Ray: I'm Ray.
Fatespeaker: And you are?
Ander: He's my soulmate. And my blue-eyed guardian angel. And utter perfection. Y muy guapo.
Ray: If I'm muy guapo, then you're bonitísimo.
Ander: Awww.
Sunny: I don't know what you said, but I bet it was cute.
Haze: Oh, HELLO young Sunny. I'm Haze.
Sunny: Oh, do we know each other in the future.
Haze: You're dating my father.
Sunny:.........Do we get along?
Haze: No.
Sunny: Oh.
Peril: YES! Another dragon who hates Sunny! Someone high-five her for me.
Permafrost: I'm Permafrost, I'm dating Stardust.
Boysen: Boysen. Dating Haze. They call us Haysen.
Dusk: And you've met the rest of us.
Joy: So now we're all going to sit down and play Never Have I Ever!
Rainkeeper: And for the sake of time, we'll be using the actual NHIE game, and playing with Five talon-
Joy: NEVER MENTION FIVE.
Rainkeeper:....Why?
Nightflyer: BECAUSE FIVE IS A MANIPULATIVE BASTARD WHO DESERVES TO ROT IN HELL.
Rainkeeper: Okay, then....
Seashell: And seeing as the actual game is very dirty minded, we'll try to find suitable options for our game.
Joy: First card. Never Have I Ever Binged on Neflix without leaving the house for more than four days.
Starflight/Air/Nightflyer/Ander/Ray: *drops talon*
Joy: Wait, how do you even have Netflix?
Ander: The stars let us see it occasionally.
Starflight: Stole one of your computers.
Air:......
Joy:......
Rainkeeper: Um....
Seashell: Whose computer?
Hosts: *laugh nervously*
Air: Never Have I ever been stuck in the friend zone, or friend zoned somebody.
Starflight/Fatespeaker/Sunny/Peril/Shore/Orange/Stardust: *drops talon*
Rainkeeper: Never have I ever lied about my age.
Deathbringer/Peril/Riptide/Shore/Seashell/Orange/Dusk/Rin/Joy/Air/Nightflyer/Haze: *drops a talon*
Rainkeeper: What did you all lie for?
Deathbringer: Information.
Dusk: Ditto
Joy: To buy weaponry.
Haze: Same!
Orange/Shore: To sneak into a bar.
Riptide: No reason.
Nightflyer: Definitely NOT to get into Comic-con under a discount, haha.
Air: Yeaaaaa, of course not...
Seashell: I totally didn't lie on the Disney Channel website...
Rainkeeper:.......Wow.
Nightflyer: Never have I ever angrily thrown a drink in someone's face.
Glory/Deathbringer/Tsunami/Orange/Haze/Ander/Rin/Apple/Joy/Air/Fatespeaker/Ray: *drops one*
Nightflyer:.....Wow.
Rainkeeper: Apple? Really?
Apple: I was frustrated okay!
Joy: Wait, Air, when did you throw a- Oh, right, yesterday....
Air: Yeah.
Seashell: Never have I ever seen a ghost.
Glory/Clay/Peril/Tsunami/Riptide/Deathbringer/Joy/Rainkeeper/Air/Nightflyer/Sunny/Starflight/Fatespeaker/Haze/Stardust: *drops one*
Seashell: How the-
Air: SEE! I TOLD YOU GHOSTS WERE REAL!!
Glory: We all spoke with someone using that emerald Firefly enchanted.
Seashell: Oh right...
Air: Never have I ever eaten something out of the garbage.
All: *glances at Clay*
Clay: *shamefully drops talon*
Joy: Never have T ever Been kicked in the nuts.
Deathbringer/Riptide/Starflight: *drops talons*
All: *glances at Glory and Tsunami*
Deathbringer: Our own fault.
Riptide: We should've known better then to get them mad.
Starflight: I deserved it.
Seashell: Never have I ever had to call someone to bail me out of jail.
Joy/Air: *drops talon*
Clay: Air!
Air: *points at other hosts* It's their fault! They're the one who trusted me to get rid of drugs that one time we had flakka brownies!
Joy: Yeah, we're still real sorry about that.
Nightflyer: And you're leaving out the time you beat up Eric Kripke.
Air: He deserved it.
Nightflyer: Agreed.
Air: And I'm also out of the game.
Rainkeeper: Never Have I ever spit in someone's face.
Joy/Nightflyer/Seashell/Tsunami/Glory/Peril/Clay/Riptide/Deathbringer/Fatespeaker/Sunny/Orange/Shore/Rin/Ander/Permafrost/Haze/Boysen/Cypress/Dusk/Apple/Parrot/Ray: *drops one*
Rainkeeper:.....Wow.
Haze: What can I say? Dragons are very spit-on-able.
Joy: I'm out.
Deathbringer/Nightflyer: Me too.
Nightflyer: Never Have I ever stolen someone's identification.
Joy: Can I go negative points?
Nightflyer: No.
Air: Oh, good.
Seashell: Never have I ever tried to contact a deceased person.
Clay/Peril/Riptide/Tsunami/Glory/Starflight/Fatespeaker/Sunny/Rainkeeper/Haze/Boysen: *drops one*
Peril: I'm gone.
Riptide/Starflight/Fatespeaker/Haze: Same here.
Seashell: Never have i ever started a serious fire.
Haze: Oh NOW you bring up that one.
Clay/Tsunami/Ember/Parrot/Rin: *drops one*
Air: Clay? Really?
Clay: Well, technically it was Peril who set the tree on fire, but I'm the one who accidentally shoved her into said tree.
Peril: 'accidentally shoved' Suuuuure.
Clay: Shut up.
Tsunami: Well, me and Clay are out.
Air: Never have I ever dumped someone.
Shore/Glory/Sunny/Seashell/Rin/Parrot: *drops one*
Glory: And I'm gone.
Rin/Sunny: Same.
Shore: Wait, Rin? Who'd you dump?
Rin: I had several relationships before Parrot, I'll have you know.
Nightflyer: Never have I ever said "I'm never drinking again"
Joy: Done it.
Rainkeeper: Same.
Ander/Parrot/Rainkeeper: *drops one*
Joy: Wait, Ander, you DRINK?
Ander: Once, during the war, because I couldn't stand to listen to the Day Stars talk about battles anymore. It tasted AWFUL, and I've never done it since.
Nightflyer: Never have I ever seriously tried to communicate with my pet to see if I could.
Seashell/Apple/Ander/Stardust/Ray/Rainkeeper: *drops one*
Ander: I'm out.
Apple: I swear Tree-Bud understands me.
Rainkeeper: Oh, I guarantee it. The sloth knows too much.
Joy: Never have I ever gone to a psychic.
Ray/Stardust/Permafrost/Dusk/Apple/Shore/Orange: *drops*
Ray: Out.
Shore: Me too.
Orange: Me three.
Seashell: You've all been to a psychic?
Apple: Yeah.
Dusk: They're kinda cool.
Rainkeeper: Never Have I ever tried to move something with my mind.
Ander: You haven't? I have. I swear I got close once.
Stardust: I HAVE moved things with my mind *drops one*
Air: *whispers next one to Sunny*
Sunny: Wait, why do I have to say it?
Seashell: Because it's happened to all us hosts, so we're not allowed to say it.
Sunny: Oooooh.
Sunny: Never have I ever been thrown out of a bar.
Parrot/Dusk/Rainkeeper/Seashell: *drops one*
Air: Who's still left?
Nightflyer: Permafrost and Boysen have 3, Dusk has 1, and Cypress and Ember both have 4.
Seashell: Never have I ever played video games for an entire day without leaving the house.
Boysen/Dusk/Ember: *drop one*
Nightflyer: Never Have I ever been at the center of a rumor.
Permafrost/Cypress/Ember/Boysen: *drops one*
Air: Uh, we're running low on cards here!
Rainkeeper: How is that even possible? There's over a hundred cards in there!
Nightflyer: Yeah, but we're only doing the clean ones.
Joy: *flipping through the cards*
Joy: So many of these are about se-
Seashell: EW!
NightflyeR: Oh, here's one.
Nightflyer: Never have I ever hugged a stranger by acident.
Permafrost/Boysen: *drops one*
Joy: Never have I ever lost a fist fight.
Cypress/Ember: *drops one*
Nightflyer: Never Have I ever eaten a whole gallon of ice cream at once.
Permafrost/Ember: *drop one*
Joy: That's it. That's all the cards.
Seashell: And we have a WINNER!
Joy: Congratulations Cypress, for having the least life experiences out of all of us!
Cypress: Um, thank you?
Air: And that's all for today!
*players disappear*
Rainkeeper: But before we go, we have a question for you all.
Joy: From now on, anytime there's a dare for us hosts-
Nightflyer: Or, you just want it,
Air: The game will be hosted by five members from Listen And The Stars Shall Speak!
Seashell: So, we need YOU to tell us which five members you want to have host the game!
Joy: Generally, we're going to need someone smart-
Nightflyer: Hi.
Joy: Someone that's overly obsessed with something-
Air: Wazzup.
Joy: Someone responsible,
Rainkeeper: Hello.
Joy: Someone with weapons and slightly murderous,
Joy: That's me, duh.
Joy: And, finally, a Seashell.
Seashell: Hi.
Rainkeeper: Tell us who you want to see!