messaging:
@nickrobinson
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christianacker: hey
nickrobinson: sup dude
christianacker: stage three?
nickrobinson: okay
nickrobinson: wtf do you look like
nickrobinson: its been two weeks & i know like 5 things about you
nickrobinson: atleast face reveal
christianacker: ahhhhh
nickrobinson: come on, i know youre probs a little boi but balls have to grow sometime
christianacker: omf WHAT IF I DONT WANT BALLS BITCH
christianacker: what if i already got more balls than you do
nickrobinson: prove it bitch
christianacker: okay
christianacker:
nickrobinson: oh
nickrobinson: wtf
nickrobinson: are you playing w/ me
christianacker: nope
nickrobinson: nah nah i dont believe you
christianacker: why would i lie to my new best stranger danger friendshop friend?
nickrobinson: bc youre fucked up?
christianacker: well
christianacker:
nickrobinson: okay
nickrobinson: chick on the left is a big mood
nickrobinson: so youre trying to say youre actually a girl?
christianacker: well you never asked before
christianacker: & im not trying to say, bc i am BITCH
nickrobinson: i aint no BITCH
christianacker: than go
christianacker: its only fair
nickrobinson: fine
nickrobinson:
christianacker: full face or youre a bitch
nickrobinson:
christianacker: im literally gonna fight you
nickrobinson: ohhh
christianacker: nick!!!!
nickrobinson: ive got nothing else
christianacker: so take one
christianacker: now
nickrobinson: but
christianacker: bitch????
nickrobinson: bitchhhh
nickrobinson:
christianacker: AWWWWWWW HAAHHAHAHAHHAHA
christianacker: what a smiling little boi
nickrobinson: i dont like this
christianacker: SO WHY'd you aSk
nickrobinson: i was curious 🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️
christianacker: well now you know
nickrobinson: were you ever gonna tell me?
christianacker: if it ever came up sure
nickrobinson: is your actual name christian then?
christianacker: yepp no catfishing bby
christianacker: honestly i love it
christianacker: i get to mess around with people
christianacker: actually v fun
nickrobinson: im sureeee
nickrobinson: oh shit
christianacker: what
nickrobinson: gtg, moving tomorrow
christianacker: thats so exciting shit
christianacker: good luck
christianacker: dont die on the way here sweaty!
nickrobinson: 🖕🏽
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oh, bit of foreshadowing? or failing entirely, who knows. this has been so much fun to write though, my sarcastic side has risen out of the depths of hell & achieved ultimate takeover.
okay, that was strange, you're welcome. i just wanted to say, thanks for reading, it only gets worse. 😊