CANDY STORE! (joe keery)...

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❝ you can live the dream or you can die alone!❞ More

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stella artois:
today's gonna be the death of me

joe something:
??

stella artois:
oh fuck

stella artois:
that was supposed to go to dj sorry!!

joe something:
is everything alright?

stella artois:
yeah yeah i'm good!!

joe something:
stella

stella artois:
joe

joe something:
stella

stella artois:
joe i'm really glad we're on a first name basis but what do you want

joe something:
sorry i'm bad at these types of things

stella artois:
?

joe something:
are you sure everything's okay

stella artois:
yeah i'm just nervous about today i guess

joe something:
why? :(

stella artois:
BECAUSE OF YOU DUMBASS
not delivered!

stella artois:
i don't know

joe something:
stella cmon

joe something:
we're friends right

stella artois:
sksndbdbehajk

joe something:
stella are u okay seriously

stella artois:
NO
not delivered!

stella artois:
sorry sorry

joe something:
is this about rehearsal today??

stella artois:
maybe

joe something:
seriously

joe something:
you killed it when we went over lines

joe something:
and you're a great singer

stella artois:
i was talking to the producers today

stella artois:
and we're doing dead girl walking

joe something:
yeah i know that

stella artois:
they don't want us to stage kiss

joe something:
are they taking that part out?

stella artois:
not exactly

joe something:
what do you mean?

stella artois:
we have to like..,,:,

joe something:
stella i s2g

stella artois:
WE HAVE TO LIKE FULL ON MAKE OUT TODAY JOE

joe something:
oh wow that's totally fine with me
not delivered!

joe something:
oh

stella artois:
YEAH

joe something:
am i that repulsive

stella artois:
what

stella artois:
no but it makes me 28473)204 times more nervous

joe something:
there's a parenthesis in there

stella artois:
SHHHH

joe something:
sorry

joe something:
do i make you uncomfortable??

stella artois:
quite the opposite actually
not delivered!

stella artois:
no no it's not that

joe something:
then what?

stella artois:
if i tell u something do you promise not to laugh

joe something:
no

stella artois:
fuck u

joe something:
i'm kidding

stella artois:
i haven't kissed anyone in like a year and a half

joe something:
so

stella artois:
IDK I'M NERVOUS AD EMBARRASSED

joe something:
you are too cute oh my god
not delivered!

joe something:
do you wanna practice now
not delivered!

joe something:
don't be embarrassed

stella artois:
but

joe something:
shhh

joe something:
you're an amazing actress and you're gonna kill it

joe something:
and our kiss is gonna be AWESOME

stella artois:
no offense but marry me
not delivered!

stella artois:
pls don't swallow my face

joe something:
no promises

stella artois:
DNJDHWWH

stella artois:
okay i gotta go warm up these splanky vocal chords thanks so much for ur uplifting words :)))

joe something:
splanky. really.

stella artois:
yes. now fuck off

joe something:
go kill those warm ups <33333

stella artois:

♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦

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stellagrey: no sleep tonight for you, better chug that mountain dew!!
tagged: uncle_jezzy
998 comments
user1: omg queen of behind the scenes
matteog: um pic credits thanks!
stellagrey: sorry my love matteog
user2: SO EXCITED
uncle_jezzy: is it because mountain dew lowers sperm count veronica???
stellagrey: uncle_jezzy i thought it was about caffeine but now i'm..how the kids say...shook!
user3: JOE WJAT THE FUCK
user4: why is this all you talk about
djcarper: stella slapped joe twice today in rehearsals and he enjoyed every second of it
uncle_jezzy: djcarper don't expose me
stellagrey: ^^ before everyone attacks me it's in the script lmao ^^
uncle_jezzy: everyone attack stella not because she slapped me but because she's annoying
stellagrey: EVERYONE ATTACK JOE BECAUSE HE IS MEAN
user5: my ship is alive and thriving hbu

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