Calum is horny, Calum wood
Calum is an angry teenager, Calum misunderstood
Calum was able to but he didn’t, Calum could
Calum got an A, Calum good
Who’s gonna take my virginity, Calum should
Calum gets in a fight, Calum blood
Calum joint a cult, Calum brotherhood
Calum turned into a brownie, Calum baked good
There where no seats, Calum stood