[carmen has added lil lijah to the chat]
why does my head feel like it has two other heads?
hailz
because you can't handle your drink.
i bet your pardon?
I AM A GREAT DRINKER.
lil lijah
i agree with haley, you really don't take alcohol very well.
hailz
remember when she got so drunk she thought she was really married to khal drogo from GoT and cried when we told her he'd died? she wanted a funeral and everything.
not elijah
im pretty sure she was sober when that happened.
^^^ i was 100% sober and i still cry so fuck all of you.
lil lijah
carmen. honey. baby. light of my life. he's not real.
not elijah
shut up, don't break her like that!
thank you kol, i knew i could count on you😿
hailz
he ain't even that cute.
IM SENDING U A FULL ESSAY ON HOW WRONG YOU ARE. SO FUCKING WRONG.
lil lijah
language.
yes captain america, sir.
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carmen || hale.
i love no one more than i love myself. 🤷🏼♀️
haleymarsh ☇
keep this lying trash off of my timeline hoe.
carmen || hale. ☇
I LOVE MYSELF OK. LEAVE ME ALONE.
fluffyelijah ☇
you literally love everyone and everything you see more than you love yourself, LITERALLY.
haleymarsh ☇
you're in love with like, 800 different fictional characters. id name them all but i don't have 12 hours to spare.
carmen || hale ☇
who the hell gave elijah twitter?
haleymarsh ☇
😬 i have no idea, none at all, nope.
fluffyelijah ☇
hey guys? how do i change my name?