The Kankers were getting ready to give Jay a makeover but clearly they lied.
They threw ketchup at him, ham on his eyes, cracked an egg over his head, dumped a jar of pickles on him, mixed it together, and blow dried it with a fan.
But when he looked in the mirror........
"I'm ugly!" He yelled throwing his siblings out of the room
"So what else is new?" Larie asked feeling dizzy
Then Jay started throwing stuff
"You ruined my natural good looks!" Jay yelled throwing a sword fish
"He's delusional!" Lee says
Jay was about to throw the next thing but stopped when he saw it was a homemade doll (Y/N) made for him a while back and he burst out crying
"Go see what he's doing" Tee whispered to Larie
"Who died and made you king?" Larie said
"Just get out there" Tee shoved Larie
"Eh he's just balling, we made the little baby cry wah!" Larie teased until he got hit with a random object thrown at his head
"What about my girl? She's gonna think I'm a freak!" Jay yelled in despair
"What do you care? You got a great personality besides who needs good looks when you got us" Tee says trying to cheerhim up
With (Y/N) and the Ed's
"Look (Y/N)! I made art, I call this one 'To noodle or not to noodle" Ed says showing off his 'art' which was basically one macaroni glued to a sheet of paper
"And I shall call this one 'no more for me thanks I am a Russian" he continued and this one was like the one before
"They're beautiful Ed" I complimented not being able to tell them apart
"Well macaroni art seems to have brought your creative side Ed" Double D says sweetly
"Yeah just like it brought out all these paying customers who will just flip for Double D's arts and crafts fair.....two words Double D, Lame-o" Eddy says and we look at him unimpressed
"A fools book is soon shot Eddy. It is well documented that homemade monogamy
(Is that right?) perks ones curiosity can you honestly say this butterfly made from common house hold swattle isn't delightful?" Double D asks
"I'm still stuck on that fools bolt line"
"Btw that was my butterfly" I inform him
"It was delightful indeed my dear (Y/N)"
"I liked it more!" Eddy says shoving Double D out of the way
"Uh guys? I think I glued my head to the table" I turned around and started laughing
"How in the world did you even do that?" I asked
".....I forgot"
"Ed-" I was cut off by Larie's hand over my mouth
"Your coming with us doll" he says throwing me over his shoulder
"Guys help!!" I screamed reaching out to them
"Did you see that?!" Double D asked
"I didn't see anything"
Eddy replied too scared of the Kankers
"We gotta help her! One can only imagine the horror!"
In the Kankers backyard
Tee tied me by my hands to a tree
"You have got to be kidding me. Let me go now and I might consider not beating you to a pulp." I threatened them
"I love a girl with sass"
Tee said dreamily
Soon Larie came back with Jay who had a box over his head
"Oh Jay, I have a surprise for ya" Tee called out to his youngest brother
"A short and pretty one" Larie added
"I'm not short, your just too tall!" I yelled at him
Hearing my voice Jay lifted the box from his head
"It's my girlfriend!" He screamed in excitement
"I never agreed to this"
"Okay Jay, choose your weapon" Tee said opening a small wooden box.
Jay picked red lipstick and started painting my lips, I kept trying to move my head away but Tee and Larie was holding me still.
Then they lifted my shirt up and Jay began drawing a heart on my stomach and inside the heart said Jay ♡'s (Y/N).
"This is making me feel so very violated..."
"There. Now your mine forever more"
"Da fu-" I was about to say until Jay started kissing me all over me face
"Bleh" I gagged
"Your my little pooky bear"
"Screw you"
"If you insist" he said kissing me again and again and again though I was already used to it by now
"Will you look at this, this grizzle has marks from a once proud seering grill. How will you ever restore its luster?"
( I'm so sorry I can never understand what he's saying so I'm just doing the best I can ;-; )
Everyone stays quiet wondering what the heck this guy was talking about
"Rolf....?" I whispered wondering why he was dressed up like a girl
"A problem you say? Never! I, as an urban ranger, will make it proud once again." 'She' said cleaning their grill
"Is this chick for real?"
"For real or not that chick's wearing a uniform" Tee stated
"Dreamy" Larie said easily impressed
"I still have that doll you made for me from when we were younger (Y/N)." Jay said drawing more hearts all over my body
"Really? I forgot all about that thing" I stated boredly
"Hurry up Jay there's a chick in uniform cleaning our barbecue" Tee said dragging Jay with him
"What do I care? I got a girl"
"Psst fret not (Y/N) the rangers have arrived" said Jimmy
"Cool. Please hurry though I don't think Rolf can stall them forever"
"You got it (Y/N)!" Johnny said loudly catching the Kanker Brothers attention
Jay immediately pounced at them giving them a beating
"Wait a minute these guys got a uniform just like this chick" Tee said angrily
"Not a chick Tee!" I called out too curious for my own good
"That's even worse" Larie says as they start surrounding them
"If you beat the blue haired kid can I keep the other two?" I asked
"I guess so. Either stand with (Y/N) or beat it!" said Tee
They immediately ran by my side and the Kankers started beating Rolf up
"Now hurry up and untie me"
"But what about Rolf?" Jimmy asked
"He'll be fine, you know he can't stay mad at me."
They finished untying me and I hugged them for it
"Now go (Y/N)! Be free!" Johnny says
"What about you guys?"
"We'll be okay just go" Jimmy says confidentely but still scared
I kissed Johnny's cheek
"Stay safe" I told him grabbing Jimmy and running off with him the Ed's close behind me
"(Y-y/n) your supposed to go and leave me behind!"
"There is no way I am leaving you behind 1)Johnny can take care of himself, you cannot
2)you are too young and too adorable to be pulverized and 3)......that was about it"
Minutes later
"Boy I hope your skin hasn't absorbed from whatever they used to draw on you (Y/N)" Edd says washing this stuff off my arm
Good thing I chose to wear a sports bra today, he had me take my shirt off to wash the drawings off
"Did you guys miss me at all?"
"I did!" Ed said a bit too loudly
"Of we did your our favorite female friend. Turn around please" Edd told me and I did what he said
"Honestly why must they draw all this nonsense, don't they know it's practically poisonous to skin?"
"Who cares?"
"She got ya there sock head" Eddy said laughing at us though I saw nothing funny
"It's nice to have you back (Y/N)"
"It's good to be back Double Dork"
"Now I'm gonna go have a talk with Eddy you stay right here"
"Okay"
When he leaves Johnny grabs me out of no where and runs off
"Hey! What the hell Johnny?!"
"Sorry (Y/N)!!"
Rolf walks up to the ed boys looking beaten with make up all over his face as well
"Kiss your girlfriend goodbye as of disgrace inflicted on the son of the Shepard!" Rolf yells angrily at them walking in the direction of where Johnny was taking me
"Curse you Rolf!" I yelled from afar
"Wait! Take Eddy instead!"
And after that scene I was taken back to the Kanker brothers and ended up getting kisses, hugs, and violated but not raped, thankfully.
The end!