The Best of Omegle

By Hmar24

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This is not a story (since i suck at writing those :L) These are the funniest convo's I've had on omegle!! wh... More

The Best of Omegle
Say HI
Go get a towel!
Cejhfe
IT'S A DISEASE
Finish fast
U wnt 2 mary wid me?
I'm happy for you
Not good enough
Mines getting softer
Learn English
Go make yourself horny
Aliens
Please gay
lol omegle...
Here's my Tumblr
Mr Horny
A sexy lama?
We need a break
Osama
Girl
I know so much about you!
T
Why
Honry
Knock Knock
You are funny
It's YOUR turn
Very small creature
I need a doctor
I like to breathe
I think it's cuz he's full of gas?
Who do we have here?
If you were gay that would be okay
Bonus Chapter 1 - My Yearly Shower
Bonus Chapter 2 - Tree or Fire hydrant?
The alphabet. And some other stuff...
American Sign Language
Traumatising Events
Important Notice
I don't speak Chinese
I'm a Ninja
Food makes me happy
Be their man, not some pussy cat
A collection of Convo's
Another Collection of convos
Even more collections of convo's
Oreos
lol... this guy...
Another set of convos
Cardboard tastes yummy...
More epic convos!!!!!
I'm running out of things to call chapters not done by me! D:
Rubba dub dub... o.O
Come get a grub... O.o
Go find some scrub... O.O
You will find a mug... o.o
Maybe even a slug... \(o.o)/
The chapter i want you all to read
My Milkshake
Does not
bring all
The boys
To the
Yard
Psych
Just Mimi
Make up your mind...
Serious Author Note to clarify everything
So true...
Maraca
DO YOU LOVE ME?
It must be you!
I like blood
In Your bed ;)
ASL
Someone already is...
I guess a human...
Is your refrigerator running?
Do you have wii?

m5 wall

1.9K 46 20
By Hmar24

☢ just some background information that you need to know to understand this :L the "m5" is like a freeway and where i live, i live right next to it and we just call it "the m5 wall" so someone will be like Hey! where do u live?! and ill just say other side of the m5 wall etc etc.... u get my drift :P so yeah!

oright guys, please don't be silent readers! vote and comment! if you're ready to take it to the next level then FAN! or if thats too mainstream for you then become an air conditioner :P but yeah guys make your presence known cuz you presence is HECTIC! okay anyway without further adoo.... enjoy! xD thanx! ☢

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: m

You: hei dere

You: n

Stranger: u???

Stranger: m21

Stranger: india

You: m5

You: wall

Stranger: what

You: HABOOBOO

Stranger: age

You: is a number

Stranger: it means u r 5 yr old

You: yes it does

You: does it mean the same for you?

Stranger: no meko choddal bana rhe ho kya

Stranger: mere forehead me C likha h kya

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 ☢ also if anyone can tell me what that means? that would be great! thanx! xD

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