" STUPID ASS THOT!" I yelled in the car, frustrated as ever as I dialed Dillyn and Lucas's numbers.
" Hello" They said at the same time.
" So Can I Rant To Y'all Real Quick" I asked my best friends, already knowing the answer but asking anyway.
" Yeah Go 'Head" Lucas said.
" Well Actually-"
" Dillyn-"
" Nah I'm Playin' Witcha" He said and him and Lucas started laughing.
I rolled my eyes and felt my blood pressure rise.
" Aight Ma' Bad Sis" Dillyn said. " Gon' Head"
" Alright So I Was Looking Cute As Fuck Before I Left The House This Morning. Lookin' Like A Baddie And Shit Like I Always Look"
" Right" Lucas said. " Wait Is This Story About That Girl Priscilla You'on Like"
" That Hoe" I said. " Yeah I'm Talking About Her But Wait"
" Aight" Lucas said.
" So When I Got To Work, I'm Walking To My Office Trying To Put My Shit Down Cause I Needed To Start Working. Plus I Had An Idea For A Shirt That I Didn't Wanna Forget Cause Y'all Know I Got Short Term Memory Loss"
I'm a fashion designer, just letting you know.
" Right" They said.
" So When I Finally Walked In My Office, I Put My Shit Down Blah Blah Blah. So Eventually I Start Looking For My Other Sketch Notebook Which I Always Keep There And I Can't Find That Shit" I said. " I Know That I Always Keep My Other Notebook In My Drawer In My Office"
" Yeah It's In The Back" Lucas said. " And Ya' Take The Otha' One Home"
" Exactly" I said. " So I'm Tearing Through Shit Looking For It, In Come This Bitch, Holding My Muthafuckin' Notebook"
" Oh Shit" Dillyn said.
" This Bitch Gon' Say Some 'Oh I Just Borrowed This Because..." Some Shit She Said I Don't Remember. So I'm Looking At This Bitch Like Mc'scuse Me Hoe" I said. " So I Basically Cussed Her Out And Checked Her And She Was Hella Mad. I'm Still Pissed About That. So She Ended Up Walking Out I Sat In My Chair"
I grabbed my water bottle and took a sip of water.
" Fast Forward Some Hours Later, This Bitch Walking Toward My Office With A Bottle In Her Hand. I'm Not Minding This Bitch Cause I'm On My Laptop, Trying To Do My Fucking Job. Then She Come In My Office Sayin Some ' Oh I Heard You're With Dillyn And Lucas At The Same Time, Meanwhile Lucas Is With Amber So You're A Thirsty Hoe'. Then That Bitch Threw The Bottle Of Muthafuckin' Water On Me And It Landed In My Fucking Flat Ironed Hair. Mind You, This ALL ME And It Landed On MY MUTHAFUCKING PHONE AND ON MY COMPUTER. Hoe Broke My Shit"
" She Still Theya'?" Dillyn asked.
" Yeah" I said. " I Beat That Hoe Ass Though"
" Ya' Still Theya'" Lucas asked.
" Yeah I'm Sitting In My Car" I said.
" I'm On My Way" They said at the same time and hung up the phone.
Damn that's it? They just on they way-
Troy👫😎😂
Stay right where u at
" Alright" I said aloud to myself.
Knowing them and the way they drive, they'll be here in about three minutes. Until then Ima calm down a little bit. Bitch still got me mad.
A Couple Minutes Later
" So Ya' Called Ma' Sista' A Hoe?" Dillyn said standing in her face and she looked terrified.
I was just standing with my hands in front of my legs, waiting on her to say the right wrong thing.
" Fuck Ya' So Scared Fo'" Lucas asked. " Shit We Ain't Gon' Jump Ya'"
" I'm Not Scared Of Y'all" She said. " The Fuck. I Already Fought That Bitch, I'll Fight Her Again"
" Don't Talk Sis" Dillyn said to me as I swung on her and we started fighting.
Bitch wanted part 2 so I gave it to her.
At Home
" Wheya' Ya' At!" Dillyn yelled as he entered my house.
" In My Room" I called back as Lucas was playing Best Fiends on my phone.
I heard him jog up the stairs and into my room with bags of In and Out.
" Oh!" I said as he handed me my bag. " Thank You Troy"
" Fa' Sho" He said as he handed Lucas his bag of food.
" Thanks Bruh" Lucas said. " We Was Wonderin' What Was Takin' Ya' So Long When Ya' The Fastest Driver Out Of Us"
" A Nigga Was Hungry" He said, sitting down in my spinny chair and grabbing my guitar.
" Troy Water You Doing?" I asked, being silly as I grabbed my hamburger out of my bag.
" Grab Ma' Phone And Record Meh" He said to Lucas.
" Nigga I'm Eating" He said grabbing a French fry and putting it in his mouth.
" Here I Got It" I said grabbing Troy's phone and going to him camera. " Go Head"
He made a song about stupid bitches on the spot.
Lucas busted out laughing and I ended the video and started laughing.
" That Stupid Bitch Had Ya' Fucked Up" Dillyn said grabbing his bag off my bed and opening it up after saying a quick blessing.
" She Had All Of Us Fucked Up" Lucas said. " Talkin' About Sis Like She Ain't Got No Fuckin' Sense"
" She Crazy" I said. " And I Need A Couple Racks From That Hoe To Replace My Phone And My Laptop"
" Afta' We Finish Eatin' Ima Go Buy Ya' A New Phone" Dillyn said.
" Yeah Ima Buy Ya' Laptop Too" Lucas said. " I Need A New One Too So I Was Goin' Anyway"
" No Y'all Don't Have To Do That" I said looking at my best friends.
" We Goin' To Anyway" Lucas said shrugging his shoulders and taking a bite of his hamburger. " Ya' Always Doin' That Shit To Us When We Say We Gon' Buy It Ourselves Ya' Do That Shit"
" That's Cause Y'all My Best Friends And I Know Y'all Won't Go Out And Buy It So I Buy It For Y'all" I said. " That's What Best Friends Do"
" Exactly" He said. " That's Why We Goin' Yo Buy Ya' Phone And Laptop"
" That Stupid Ass Bitch Should Pay For It" I said.
" Stupid Bitch" We all said and then started laughing.
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