Ash: Oak
Serena: What do you mean?
A
sh: I'm Ash Oak
Serena: What fucked up tree is named Ash Oak, do you know Gary Oak?
When she asked if he knew Gary he started to freak out!
Ash: He's my cousin I call him Gaz!
Serena: That's cute I'm going to text him about you now okay brb!
When she started texting Gary, he started to think Gary's taking the man out of him!
Serena: Do you have nudes of me on your wall?
Ash: NO! I'M NOT A PERV, Gary said that didn't he?
Serena: Yeah, send pic of wall just in case?
Ash:
(A/N Ash isn't in the picture?)
Serena: Okay!
Ash: What else did he say?
Serena: You're a Pornstar!
When he heard that Gary called him a Pornstar, he wanted to say he was actually a Pokémon Master but he couldn't!
Ash: OMA! I'm not a Pornstar!
Serena: Okay!
Ash: Do you know a girl named Leaf is?
Ash:
Serena: Gary already asked me no I don't!
Ash: Gary asked me too!
Serena: Can I ask you a question?
Ash: Yeah?
Serena: Do you like Ash Ketchum?
He tried and tried to think of an answer but was unsuccessful so he said...
Ash: No, he sounds like a dick!🍆
Serena: *sighs* Why the eggplant?
Ash: Why do you hate Ash Ketchum?
Serena: I don't ‘Hate’ him, we used to be best friends until one day I walked to him and his eyes were bloodshot I could see, he would keep being a dick to me but then he walked off on me!
When he read all of her words and dropped on his knees and cried but he never remembered that day!
Ash: HSS an asshklf
Serena: What?
Ash: brb gtg see ya' later and #AshIsAnAsshole please spread that around the Pokénet for me please?
Serena: Will you too?
Ash: I'm doing it right now!
Serena: Finished!
Ash: Finished!
When Ash was finished he texted Gary again!