Hello there. This is another way of saying hello by writing every single nonsensical thing that comes into mind. Basically i want to tell you hello. I would never want to say goodbye to you, except if you are a crazy person who escaped rehab. Sorry for the surprisingly not that harsh words. I wanted to tell you how i feel about a pineapple pen. A pen that you stick on a pineapple does not make it a pineapple pen. A pineapple pen comprises of 2 main ingredients, pineapple and ink. If the pineapple juice is mixed with the ink and the housing of the pen is used out of pineapples then it is now a pineapple pen.
Anyway i now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss strawberries. Yehey! And you're dead.