He asked for my number,
I refused.
He got it anyways.
He approached me in the hallway⏤and I swear I'm not kidding⏤screamed my name with Tarzan noises in between as he ran towards me.
He was also waving his phone around.
He showed me it and it was my number on his contacts list.
The contact picture was an orange, I think.
I tried taking the stupid phone from him but he's a lot taller than me so all he did was raise his arm up so that I wouldn't be able to reach it.
Asshole.
I finally stopped because I looked foolish jumping around like a grasshopper so I just asked him how he got it.
He mentioned something about 'main office resources.'