1000 Funny Jokes

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1000 Funny Jokes
1) 10 Cheesy pick up lines ;)
2) Funny Insults
3) Riddles
4) directionAtors
5) ways to annoy directionAtors
6) wishes
7) WTF!!
8) M.A.T.H
9) this is fun
10) not wanting to learn math
11) never cheats
12) write in dark
13) I didn't do it
14) The Story Of My Life!
15) knock knock jokes ;)
16) dumb
17) bitten by a rattlesnake
18) $300
19) 5694716905210
20) voice from above
21) snail
23) getting a horse to stop
24) breathalyzer
25) expecting
26) who's the boss?
27) who is easier to do surgery on?
29) dumb ways to die
30) what did you teach?!
31) muffins. Mmmm
32) library restaurant
33) who did you get that hair from?!
34) 'scarf'
35) brick
36) succesfull
37) lemons and vodka!
38) reindeer
39) A
40) spelling :(
41) C-A-T
42) fake plant
43) locks
44) cooking
45) Diesease
46) Finish What You Start
47) Sorry I Couldn't Fix It!
48) selfies
49) Not all......
50) facebook
51) Compliments
52) watch your.........
53) Studying
54) When I Die
55) Graffity
56) Vacation
57) Dear math
58) love is more impornant than money?
59) crayon
60) problems
61) stunning
62) four leaf clover
62) I'm NOT clumsy!!
63) the Target
64) the ideal man
65) everyone wants then no one wants to
66) you can always be immature
67) breath takes
67) when I see someone pretty
68) seafood
69) I look like
70) who said nothing was possible?
71) The problem with drink driving
72) hold on
73) .....begins with
74) MOVE!!
75) i cant see!
76) 1 in every 4
77) 1 out of 350000
78) 12 newborns
79) 11%
80) 'jiffy'
81) life is going well
82) not to judge
83) elavator
84) did you ever notice?
85) do you take orders
86) what do you say when..
87) I wish...
88) credit card
89) you need to work for money
90) Midnight Memories!!
91) your fish
92) &
93) Stuff we say in school
94) jesus
95) balanced diet
96) not important to win
97) After....
98) Louis' joke
99) Whats next?
100) Niall's date
101) Barbie and Ken
102) Baby you light up my world like nobody else the way that you....
103) coincidence?
104) Rudested thing EVER!
105) cop
106) ADMIT IT!
107) So sexy
109) Niall Fact
110) The 2022 world cup fact
111) LOL
112) laughs last
113) slapstick
114) slinkeys
115) affect kids
116) real man
117) milk from cows
118) flat feet
119) f word
120) birthday lol
121) your name
122) yo mama jokes
123) awesome
124) completely useless facts
125) Anonymos
126) Sleep
127) Set You Free
128) Three Monkeys
129) Thinking of Thinking Of Me!!
130) night light
131) FAIL
132) Louis cant drive!
133) One Direction Fandom
134) I wasnt that drunk
135) Drugs and Study
136) 1D merch
137) H. S
138) Forever 21
139) CAN and NOT
140) swearing
141) 1,2,3,4
142) ****
143) correcting
144) reason....
145) 'mosquito'
146) Laugh till you cry!
147) OMG REALLY?!?
148) complimentary
149) yo is yo
150) 'i'm lovin it'
151) WOW!!
152) Dictionary
153) Puns
154) history
155) sorry Ke$ha
156) oreos
157) log of then on
158) Tell the truth
159) Wait.....no
160) so much for.
161) how?
162) nothing sucks more......
164) liar?!
165) peanut butter
166) where do you see yourself?!
167) Toy story
168) tan?
169) [insert]
170) yes I do
171) potatoes- friends
172) choclate is cheaper...
174) did you take it yet?
173) TGIF
175) i didnt steal it!
176) louis quote
177) Zayn qoute
178) you scream i scream
179) i wouldnt have to be so bossy
180) me wierd?
181) life is great!
182) mini heart atack
183) cute when mad
184) 9 seconds
185) as nice as your but
186) so poor
187) were friends
188) im not responsible for your injuries
189) that awkward moment
190) Salad
191) youl regret that in the morning
192) facebook
193) TRUE QUOTE
194) disney land
195) 2:30am
196) mustache eyebrows
197) once
198) santa
199) goodish
guys.......

108) why didn't the chicken cross the road

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road?

Because Niall ate it!

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