Ft. Yosuga The Sensei, The Burrito Bunch, and Sakura The Helper
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"Great. You're all here." Yosuga observed as she appeared before the three in a flash of lightning.
"And you're three hours late." Tenshi retorted. "Should we be expecting you to be at least an hour late every time we meet up?"
"No, because then you'll think you can show up late. Which you can't. Now if you'll shut your mouth, I'll begin with the description of the test." Yosuga took two bells out of her pocket. "Your only goal is to defeat me, and get the bells. If you're able to obtain the bells from me before eight, you can remain as my student."
"If we don't?" Chihiro questioned.
"You will be sent back to the academy." Yosuga answered with a shrug.
"What?! But there are only two bells!" Rei objected. Yosuga nodded.
"Correct. Now, you will have to come at me with the intention to kill, or don't come at me at all. You'll begin when I say start." The three genin exchanged glances before putting on determined faces. They understood this fight wouldn't be easy, and they were determined to get the bells. Yosuga was also only sixteen, which meant she wasn't an ordinary Jounin. She was strong. Yosuga smirked, throwing the bells up and catching them in her hand. "Start!"
In a flash, the genin disappeared. Tenshi hid under some shrubbery, concealing his chakra the best he could. Chihiro concealed herself with a Genjutsu, cloaking herself as she stood behind a tree just outside the clearing. Rei crouched on a branch, hiding himself behind the leaves.
Yosuga placed a senbon needle in her mouth, looking around the clearing. They were adequate hiders. The boys needed a little more work, but Yosuga could barely sense Chihiro.
Speaking of Rei, he was the first to attack, jumping into the clearing as he made a couple handsigns.
"Fire Style: Exploding Flame Shot!" He yelled as chakra sparked in his hands. While still in the air, he threw three balls of orange flame from his hands down at Yosuga. She quickly made handsigns before a dome of Earth covered her, shielding her from the explosions of the balls of fire. She was a bit surprised. That was a C-Rank jutsu.
Using his chakra to locate where he was, Yosuga kicked at the dome, making small blocks of Earth shoot out towards him. She heard a loud 'oof' as Rei was hit in the stomach, flying back into a tree. She jumped out of the dome as it started to crumble, starting to make mental notes of her students' abilities.
"Impressive, I'll admit." She clipped the bells onto her pants. "But not quite there." Suddenly, her vision got blurry. Her surroundings rippled, like the surface of water. Starting to get dizzy, Yosuga put her hands together, quickly releasing the Genjutsu. She hated Genjutsu, they gave her headaches. "Genjutsu won't work on me." She looked down at Chihiro, who now stood a couple meters away from her.
"Water Style: Liquid Bullet!" Chihiro made handsigns before shooting multiple bullets of water out of her mouth, each of them the size of a golf ball. Yosuga easily dodged them all as Chihiro got ready for another jutsu. "Water Style: Syrup Trap!" Just as Yosuga dodged the last bullet, Chihiro spit out a puddle of sticky liquid, right at her feet.
"This is something." Yosuga observed, looking down at her feet. They were stuck to the ground by the liquid, hindering her movement.
"Alright!" Rei shouted, coming down with a punch aimed at Yosuga's face. Grabbing his fist, Yosuga threw him at Chihiro. "Tenshi!" He called.
"I got it." The bored voice of Tenshi was heard from behind her, surprising Yosuga as she turned around. Before she could do anything, Tenshi had already taken the bells from her waist. He was fast.
"Whoo! We did it!" Rei cheered, getting off of Chihiro, who groaned in pain.
"Think again." Another Yosuga appeared, sitting on a tree branch not too far away from them. They all looked at her, astonished as she jingled the bells in her hand with a smirk.
"But-" Rei stuttered, looking back at the Yosuga who stood in the sticky puddle. She fizzled out into static, along with the bells in Tenshi's hand. He let out a surprised yelp, shaking his hands in fear of being shocked. "It was a clone the whole time!?"
"A ninja must see through deception." Yosuga recited, jumping down from the branch. The bell, signaling the end of the test, rang. "If I could of been beaten by three genin, then I'd have no business being your Sensei. Though, while it's true that my lightening clones only hold one tenth of my actual strength, and I was barely trying, I am slightly impressed with the way you fought. You worked together in what seemed to be a fairly thought out plan, which turned out to be successful. Maybe having you as my students won't be such a pain in the ass after all."
"But, since none of us got a bell..." Rei started.
"Doesn't that mean we'll get sent back to the academy?" Tenshi finished.
"Technically, you did get the bells, didn't you?" Yosuga raised an eyebrow. The three brightened up, but only for a moment. They shared wary glances.
"So... who's going back?" Rei hesitantly asked. The other two didn't answer for a while. Yosuga simply smirked as they seemed to have a conversation with their eyes. Tenshi eventually sighed.
"I guess I'll-"
"I'll do it!" Rei raised his hand.
"Rei!?" The other two exclaimed.
"So Rei is going back to the academy?" Yosuga asked.
"If Rei is going... then I'm going too." Tenshi stuffed his hands in his pockets, a determined look on his face. The two looked at Chihiro. She sighed.
"It's not really a team if I'm the only one on it..." She mumbled, rolling her eyes. They all then looked at Yosuga, who tittered.
"So all of you are just going to redo all six of your academy years?" She crossed her arms.
"We either all pass, or we all fail, Sensei." Tenshi spoke.
"Well if you put it that way, I guess you all pass." Yosuga shrugged.
"Man, my mom is gonna kill me- wait, what? What!?" Rei's eyes widened. Tenshi raised an eyebrow.
"We pass? Why?" Chihiro's eyebrows furrowed.
"Why not? You all came at me with the intention to kill, just like I said. If you didn't, you would have had no chance at winning. Though you didn't do much of anything, Tenshi." Tenshi simply shrugged. "You all worked together, despite that meaning that one of you would have to go back to the academy, and when it came down to it, you all stuck together. Risks come with being a ninja, and sometimes sacrifices must be made. You handled that quite nicely. As far as I'm concerned, you all pass."
"We pass!?" Rei exclaimed.
"That's what I said, didn't I?" Yosuga placed her hands on her hips. Rei seemed to get stars in his eyes as they glazed over, overwhelmed by how amazing his Sensei was. He entered a trance of elation, a dumb grin on his face as he stared at Yosuga.
"Pull yourself together, man." Tenshi smacked the back of his head. "Jeez, how lame." Though a smile crept onto his face, too. Chihiro smiled, but that was only indicated by the crinkle of her eyes, her scarf covering her mouth. Yosuga rolled her eyes with a small smile.
"Alright, losers. You're off for the rest of the day. Tomorrow, we will complete our first training session as Team 3, so be ready." She announced before vanishing in a flash of lightning.
"Yes, Sensei!" The three chorused.
"She's so cool!" She heard Rei squeal before she left.
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"Hi, Yosuga!" Sakura cheerfully greeted. "How's your genin team going?"
"Oh hey Sakura. They're okay, I guess. They're complete morons, but they have potential." Yosuga shrugged.
"Good, that's good. And... you?" Sakura's tone softened. Yosuga slowly came to a stop, pausing for a moment. Her hand subconsciously rubbed her forearm. Her smile dimmed at the certain memory, but after closing her eyes and shaking her head of the thought, the smile was brought back.
"Better." She answered. At first she thought she'd regret telling Sakura about that day, but she actually found it comforting to have her check up on her ever now and then. Sakura smiled back.
"Good."
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Lol when u still suck at fighting scenes and nothing has changed