Well without further ado, here's the original version of The Farmer in the Dell...
The farmer in the dell (2x)
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The farmer in the dell
The farmer takes a wife (2×)
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The farmer takes a wife
The wife takes the child (2×)
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The wife takes the child
The child takes the nurse (2×)
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The child takes the nurse
The nurse takes the cow (2×)
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The nurse takes the cow
The cow takes the dog (2×)
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The cow takes the dog
The dog takes the cat (2×)
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The dog takes the cat
The cat takes the mouse (or rat) (2×)
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The cat takes the mouse(or rat)
The mouse (or rat) takes the cheese (2×)
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The mouse (or rat) takes the cheese
The cheese stands alone (2×)
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The cheese stands alone
Here's angerbda's bitchin' Dying Earth version...
The Earth in a nutshell (x2)
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The Earth in a nutshell
The Earth bore many life (2)
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The Earth bore many life
First came the dinosaurs (2)
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First came the dinosaurs
A meteorite fell (2)
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A meteorite fell
T'was mankind turn to spring (2)
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T'was mankind turn to spring
They lived their life fully (2)
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They lived their life fully
They scarred the Earth face bad (2)
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They scarred the Earth face bad
They tried to save themselves (2)
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They scarred the Earth face good
In rockets they flew high (2)
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In rockets they flew high
The Earth tried to survive
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The Earth tried to survive
Is there out of the Doom? (2)
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Is there out of the Doom?
And here's AngusEcrivain doing the honours!