Why did the giraffe cross the road
Because YOUR FACE
#ClassicGenie
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I remember in the first WWDMC I ranted about selfie covers but in all honesty I think I was unaware of the bigger problem:
Selfie Books.
Yes, people, selfie books have decided to grace our screens, because Wattpad decided it was an oh-so-good idea to add multimedia items. I mean, it's not like Wattpad is a site that's supposed to be for BOOKS and shit. No no, photo albums count too now, and that, that is what is happening.
Okay so don't hate on me if you've one of these damn books, you know I'm just a bitter bitch
But what the hell?
Why the fuck are these a thing? A book purely dedicated to selfies of the author??!!!
And not to mention that bloody Snapchat dog filter YOU DICKFACES YOU DONT LOOK CUTE AT ALL
I MEAN I KNOW IM GUILTY OF OVER-USING IT TOO BUT I DONT SAVE THEM TO PUT ON WATTPAD FOR FUCK'S SAKE
Like honestly guys have we just gotten too lazy to write? Is that what it is?
Or are we just even more narcissistic than Narcissus himself?
And what's even worse is that these idiots who have selfie books play that stupid card of "I know I'm not pretty but here's a selfie!" And I'm just like NOOOOO BITCH YOU KNOW YOU'RE PRETTY OTHERWISE THERE'S NO OTHER REASON YOU'D HAVE A BOOK ABOUT YOURSELF
Let's talk about this seriously. Like I said, I have nothing against anyone who has one of these books, but I myself struggle to comprehend the concept of it. I do not particularly care to scroll through 7 pages per chapter of your face in THE SAME DAMN POSE and you fishing for compliments from your readers
Are they even readers in this case???? Coz they ain't reading anything ffs
Inner voice: genie, a picture is worth a thousand words
NO, SELFIES ARE NOT A THOUSAND WORDS
FUCK BEING RATIONAL ABOUT IT
I'm just not feeling these duckface photo albums to be good for us on Wattpad coz like when I say YOUR FACE, I don't necessarily mean it literally
But anyway here's a selfie of me because why not
I SLAY
Edit - guys, it's Beyoncé...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you shall never know what the great genie looks like 😂
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1. Why did Beyoncé cross the road?
Because it was to the left HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
2. Why did Beyoncé cross the road?
Because there was a partition HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA
3. Why did Beyoncé cross the road?
Because she saw lemonade HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
I'm so pathetic
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