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BraveMerida: Popped by Storybrooke for a visit and ran into @ GrannysOfficial 😁🍔
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RedRidingHood: eXCUSE ME
RedRidingHood: @ GrannysOfficial YOU'LL TAKE A SELFIE WITH MERIDA BUT NOT ME?!
RedRidingHood: YOU'RE MY ACTUAL GRANNY
HenryMills: woah Merida got a selfie with Granny?
BraveMerida: I don't understand what's so big about this?
ReginaOfLocksley: Granny NEVER takes selfies
RedRidingHood: NOT EVEN WITH ME, HER OWN GRANDDAUGHTER
RedRidingHood: @ GrannysOfficial I NEED ANSWERS
PirateMilah: She's probably just going to ignore you
RedRidingHood: In that case
RedRidingHood: TIME TO STORM GRANNY'S
DorothyGale: YOU ARE NOT STORMING YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S RESTAURANT
RedRidingHood: Why not?
DoctorWhale: Do you really need an answer to that?
DorothyGale: ^^^
RedRidingHood: Woah, Victor, where'd you come from?
EmmaSwan: FRANKENWOLF!!!!!
DorothyGale: 😒
EmmaSwan: i mean RUBYSLIPPERS!!!!!
EmmaSwan: No I don't, I mean FrankenWolf
RedRidingHood: @ DoctorWhale so you're ignoring me now too?!
DoctorWhale: I don't know what you want me to say!
DoctorWhale: I don't even know how to talk to you anymore!
RedRidingHood: Look, I'm sorry...
DoctorWhale: Yeah, thanks
RedRidingHood: I can't control true love!
DoctorWhale: I know
RedRidingHood: Can we talk about this later? And....not on instagram?
DoctorWhale: Of course
RedRidingHood: Back to figuring out why Granny took a selfie with Merida and no one else
BraveMerida: I don't understand why this is such a big deal
RedRidingHood: bECAUSE MY OWN GRANDMOTHER WON'T TAKE A SELFIE WITH ME
RedRidingHood: @ GrannysOfficial
HenryMills: My grandmas take selfies with me!!
SnowWhite: We're cool grandmas
BelleFrench: Heck yeah we are
PirateMilah: The coolest grandmas ever
HenryMills: Except I've never taken a selfie with Milah before...
PirateMilah: Hey, Henry want to come visit me in my room at Granny's?
HenryMills: Well I know my plans for the night!
HenryMills: @ ReginaOfLocksley @ EmmaSwan I'm gonna be at my grandma's
EmmaSwan: Okay
ReginaOfLocksley: Have fun!
RedRidingHood: I wish I had cool grandmas...
HenryMills: You can borrow one of mine!
DorothyGale: We can share my Auntie Em
RedRidingHood: Uhh....Dorothy....
DorothyGale: She came back with the revolt
RedRidingHood: Wait, really??
DorothyGale: Yep! She told me what happened with Hades and the River of Lost Souls, but she came back! James, Gaston, and Pan are still in the river though
RedRidingHood: Okay, so maybe if we get your Aunt Em to take selfies with us, Granny will want to be better than her (since Auntie's was a rip off restaurant of Granny's) and she'll take a selfie with me!!
DorothyGale: Auntie's was NOT a rip off restaurant!
RedRidingHood: Excuse you, Granny's was the original; how can Auntie's not be a rip off???
DorothyGale: Auntie's and Granny's have nothing in common!
RedRidingHood: Do you want to test that?
DorothyGale: Yes! They're nothing alike! Auntie's is not a rip off!!
RedRidingHood: Well maybe she should have started proving that by coming up with a more original name for her restaurant!
GraceHatter: It's like Romeo and Juliet..........except with restaurants
BelleFrench: Exactly what I was thinking
BlindWitch: Team Granny's
GraceHatter: This isn't the Hunger Games!
DoctorWhale: Team Granny's
DorothyGale: TEAM AUNTIE'S
RedRidingHood: You're outnumbered here, Kansas
RedRidingHood: Storybrooke is MY town and Granny's is their restaurant
ReginaOfLocksley: Team Auntie's
RedRidingHood: HEY!
DorothyGale: Looks like Regina is my new best friend
ReginaOfLocksley: Hold up, Neal is my best friend
DorothyGale: I mean friend, not best friend
NealCassidy: Team Granny's
ReginaOfLocksley: I'm kidding, Dorothy, we're besties now
DorothyGale: Yes!!
RedRidingHood: FINE! I guess Neal and I will just have to be besties then
BelleFrench: CIVIL WAR
GraceHatter: TEAM CAP
EmmaSwan: team #DOROTHY4PRESIDENT2020
PrinceCharming: Team #HookIsDeadLol
BelleFrench: TEAM RIPRED
BelleFrench: RUN LIKE THE RIVER
HenryMills: FLY YOU HIGH, BELLE THE OVERLANDER
MrGold: Team Ares should not have died
ThatVioletGirl: Team Ares is an idiot
MrGold: I'm talking about the giant bat
ThatVioletGirl: And I'm talking about the god
BraveMerida: What has this turned into?
BraveMerida: Team you all need to shut up or take your fighting elsewhere
MrGold: No
BraveMerida: diD I STUTTER, RUMPLE BUMPLE?
MrGold: I'm leaving
BraveMerida: That's what I thought
BraveMerida: Now I'm off to take more selfies with Granny and laugh at the rest of you who aren't worthy of taking a selfie with her
RedRidingHood: nOT WORTHY?!
RedRidingHood: I'M HER FREAKING GRANDDAUGHTER
BraveMerida: You'll have to bring that up with her, not me
RedRidingHood: Come on, Kansas, let's go make Granny jealous by taking selfies with Auntie Em
DorothyGale: Sounds good to me
ReginaOfLocksley: Looks like Neal and I get to be besties again
NealCassidy: Yep!
LilyPage: EvilFire
SnowWhite: NO
LilyPage: Calm your butt down, I was joking
SnowWhite: DON'T TELL MY BUTT TO BE CALM
LilyPage: I'm going to pretend that wasn't extremely weird and just leave now
ReginaOfLocksley: I worry for Snow
NealCassidy: Same here
ReginaOfLocksley: Hey Neal, do you have any Oreos?
NealCassidy: Yeah, why?
ReginaOfLocksley: Because we don't have any left and I don't feel like buying more
NealCassidy: Can't you just use magic?
ReginaOfLocksley: Clearly you don't know how much magic drains your energy
NealCassidy: Clearly not, considering I don't have magic
ReginaOfLocksley: I'm coming over to your apartment for Oreos
NealCassidy: Whatever
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Author's Note: If you liked my little Outlaw Queen thing last chapter (in the author's note), I wrote a full one shot based on that. It's in my one shot book, Once Upon a Happy Ending, for anyone who wants to read it. It's the chapter titled S'mores Frappucino.