1. He needs an inhaler due to his bad lungs.
2. He does drugs bc he thinks they bring a little "excitement" into his life.
3. He may be a pervert but he never goes over the line
4. He, Link, and Dark Link are triplets.
5. He's 4'11 (all the others, except Link and Dark Link, are at least 5'4)
6. One of his eyes are white with blue pupils (like when he was human) while the other is black with red dots.
7. He has had sex with over 10 girls [He didn't force them to (like in #3) but most of the girls he had sex with were $L*t$]. Luckily, he used a condom for each and every one. 69% (see what I did there? comment if you did) was bc of 1 Hour In Heaven.
8. His fav song is "My First Kiss" (by 30H!3) bc his first kiss was with me when we were 6 years old (was I on drugs then bc I would never kiss BEN, but I do wuv him 😍)
9. He hates bananas and the color green.
10. He is the the monster pasta, not the normal one (look it up, people!).