#rantable2.0

By yagirlzuzu

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cool
today
my favorite one d songs
UPDATE UR SHIT
love myself tag
productive update
girl lemme tell u
JUST IMAGINE
culture day and update (nov 23 2015)
if i have my headphones on
problems with my hair
dark skin women
writing i dislike
what
don't tell me about my hair
cape cod
nudes
morning routine
masturbation
butts
things i like
cultural appropriation AGAIN
winter tag
i look GREAT
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dragging ur faves pt 1
my bucket list
this morning
rolling stones interview
thank u v much
school hacks
white is default
this is art
why i want to convert to buddhism
rantable got to 12k
meet up
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50 facts about me
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stalker tag.
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leonardo (01/15/16)
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q&a answers !!
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its official
everybody's irritating me
racism at our school
why i love my mom
children
mi madre
help yall
lil preview
havin a cheeto party nd ur nOt invited !1!2!2!
his name is
the world ending ?
:( // the holy trio
good news
black history month
!!! no school !!! fuckboyyy
unpopular opinions
aNoThER prEvIEW
book stores n sofrito !!
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school tomorrow
things racist people say
luvin life
HA I WIN AT LIFE I WON
oh shut up
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editing my instagram pictures
Beyonce + Tomi Lahren + Kendrick Lamar Grammy's Performance: TAKE NOTES
RANTS ABOUT MOVIES
UPSET
I GOT IT
STAND BY ME
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YOU CAN'T SAY NIGGA !!!
WOWH
depression is
lipstick colors on a poc
ski trip part 1
ski trip part 2
LEO WON
unnecessary drama and river phoenix in spirit
zuzu's current go to playlist
stop with this fuckery
blackoutt
walkout
annoyed
classics club trip
rest in paradise corey haim
violence at donald's rally
eyebrows and hair did
selfie spam
sexual edits on vine
slob on my knob
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i swear to you i'm psychic
today !!
river phoenix 30 day challenge
authors that set "goals"
i'm learning italian ?
good day and trypophobia ??
i cried in class
my current sims family !!
tadah today
stalking
heathers & christian slater
a take on : today
Quick Update + mY WHITE BOY
80s tag
PROJECT POC BOOKS TO READ
dreams with zuzu: tutor
when in love
dreams with zuzu: bd@y boi
happy earth day! ♡
things boys do that i like and white boys
iglo up?
when people cant handle smut
T A G
MY WHITE BOY AHAHAHHRJF
april favorites
just imagine
i can't write poetry
I TALKED TO MY WHITE BOY
panic attack
talked to my white boy again
Q&A answers
going vegetarian
going pescetarian for the week
drafts tag
feeling a loved one's presence after death & sexual abuse jokes
best friend leo smut series #1
movie addict tag!
may favorites
"Why do people have to come out?"
best friend leo smut series #2
getting in touch with my nigerian side
aave is not illiterate you ignorant fucks
@ a garden party & a cute white drummer boy
college leo smut pt. 1
NIGGAS AND THEIR COOKING KINKS
ANTI BLACKNESS
hilary vs trump
some pretty pictures
johnny depp
college leo smut pt 2
makeup
favorite songs, 80s boyz & a tag
new book is out
the daddy kink
my wild ass fckin dream
my racist teacher is getting fired
i wrote a song
my past crushes
Alton Sterling & Philando Castile
youtube morning routine lies
zack morris imagine
i lowkey had a sex dream
story time : screw taco bell
dreams with zuzu: i kissed heath leadger
roman holiday
i'm so upset right now UGH
☆ writer's tag ☆
common black girl tag
Pressplay Experience pt 1
Pressplay Experience Pt 2
being thick
a possible EP
every gosh darn time
back to school
100 days of happiness
i make white cis men squirm in their seats : school edition
i went to adele
so i found this boy
update
my birthday and Seb
today's my birthday
a little life update
how ??
face claims !! tw - mental illness
Good things that happened in 2016
favorite movies of 2016
date night -- zayn malik smut
beauty tips + how to get ur life together
a job
miss u guys
hay
final chapter / update / ten days of simple living challenge???
rantable3.0

FUCK

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By yagirlzuzu

I AM THE WETTEST I HAVE EVER BEEN ARE YOU TAKING NOTES

i was watching prayer of the rollerboys just now and i paused it solELY TO WRITE A RANT ON HOW ATTRACTIVE COREY HAIM IS

SO I WAS MINDING MY BUSINESS WATCHING THE MOVIE AND THEN HE FOLDED HIS SLEEVELESS ARMS AND NODDED OR WHATEVER AND I JUST

I MOANED I LITERALLY MOANED AND THEN I REALIZED MY SISTERS WERE UP HERE TOO SO I DIDN'T WANT THEM TO THINK THERE WAS ANY FUNNY BUSINESS GOING ON BUT FUCK

I REPLAYED THAT MANY TIMES.
MANY MANY MANY TIMES. PEOPLE ON VINE WERE ALL SAYING HE LOOKED SO HOT IN THAT MOVIE AND AT FIRST I DIDN'T LIKE HOW THEY WERE CALLING MY CUTE LITTLE BABY BOY DADDY AND SHIT BECAUSE !! THAT IS MY SON.

AND ANYWAY
I MOANED I REALLY DID IT JUST TUMBLED OUT I AM NOT SORRY I DO NOT REGRET IT

HE IS SO HOT IN THIS MOVIE AND FAST GETAWAY TWO ???

FORGET AFUCKINGBOUT IT I WOULD NO DOUBT LET HIM POP IT FOR A REAL ONE IN THE MOVIE FAST GETAWAY TWO

LIKE SHIT
I JUST
I CAN'T ANYMORE

but he's also my precious sugar hunny bun and i wuv him vewy much ok

#zuzaf

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