(It's me bruh as classic medic but I got mutant into a blue zombie as i'm a Freak Fortress )
~in her room ~
BluZombie: *laying on her bed, looking at her dark blue skin * damn...I look like Murphy form zNation......
Ass pancakes : i'm going to BONK YOU! *try to hit her with his color hammer *
BluZombie: * dodge quickly, breathing fast and glare at ass * HEY ! NOT COOL BRUH !!
Ass Pancakes: THEN BONK ME
BluZombie: GO BONK YOURSELF
Ass Pancakes: AAAAAAHHHHH
BluZombie: GHAAAAAAAAAA
Ass and BluZombie: GHRAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAHH
Cbs: *pass by BluZombie room carrying a Blu-Female-Scout to mate, growl at them * idiot .....
~Time Skip ~ (this is a Fem Spy )
(Y-n): *finding a Scout Disguise*
BluZombie: *goes behind her about to backstab her * DI-
(Y-n): *stab her stomach not looking at her . Smile a bit * Mission Accomplish. .
~skip~
Narrator: while BluZombie in the Mann Co. She looking for a perfect outfit . But then BluZombie saw Heavy guy finding clothes as well but he grab the princess outfit, BluZombie think she could get princess outfit as well. As she got it and wear it at base ....she gone wrong ...
Freak Fortress: *all laughing at her *
BluZombie: .......*grab a grenade* FUCK YA
Narrator: she exploded the Freak base and go back to Classic Fortress base
BluZombie: this is why ...I never go shopping. ..
Classic Pyro: hppmmf
BluZombie: wanna burn stuff ?
Classic Pyro:....hmp
Classic Spy: non ! *slap both of you*
BluZombie: FUCK * rub my jaw *
Classic Pyro: hmmp ?!?
~time skip~
BluZombie: * dancing with a donut * your a good dancer sir ?
????: John *smile and hold her waist *
BluZombie: *smile lightly*
Narrator::she daydreaming again.
Classic Heavy: BLUZOMBIE! ?!?! *glare at her as she licking his arm* THE F*CK YOU DOING ?!?!
BluZombie: HUH ?!? *woke up ,saw what she have doing to Classic Heavy arm. She blushing red then run to her room *
~skip~ (Female Solider)
(Y-n): MAGGOT ?!?
BluZombie: ja ?
(Y-n): BluZombie! We in war !! Not doing tea party!
BluZombie: *wearing a pink dress and drinking tea * Classic Solider say I have to act like a lady
(Y-n): ......*faceplam * oh Mary mother of Jesus
BluZombie: *back stab by spy*
Blu Spy: YOU SUCK
(Y-n): IM GOING KILL YA FRENCH WEASEL! !
Blu Spy: *laughing stupid while running as he bump to someone* hey !
BluZombie: *Respond and look at spy. Smile darkly * we meet again ...
Blu spy: *move backwards and try run away but (y-n) punch him *
(Y-n) : AMERICA RULE *fist bump*
BluZombie: yeah america rule. .* fist bump*
~ time skip ~
BluZombie join to chat.
Cbs join to chat.
(Y-n) join to chat.
Pyro join to chat.
BluZombie: who this Pyro?
(Y-n) : my Pyro team of course
Pyro: wazzup
BluZombie: alright! 😜
(Y-n): hey you saw cbs ?
BluZombie: nope! I wonder what he up to again. ...why ?
(Y-n): Cause he in our text group
CBS: Ello Sheila~
BluZombie: oh glob no !
CBS: oh hell yes ~
Pyro: who is he ?
CBS: i'm (y-n) future husband~
(Y-n): *blushing*
BluZombie: oh my god you are ?!?
(Y-n):.......yes
Pyro: WHAAAAT
BluZombie: WHAAAAAAAAAAA
CBS: and of course I take her virginity away~
(Y-n): Brutal ! *blushing red *
BluZombie: ..........
Pyro: ...........
BluZombie: ......can I kill him ?
(Y-n): BLUZOMBIE!
pyro: not in front of (y-n)
(Y-n): PYRO!
CBS: you can't. ..cause (y-n) will be without moi mate ~
BluZombie: ......well played. ..
BluZombie left the group.
~in her room ~
BluZombie: I'M GOING KILL HIM !!
Classic Scout: who ?
BluZombie: CBS !!!
Classic Scout: who Cbs ?
BluZombie: oh you don't need to know~
Classic Scout: alright* lay on the couch*
BluZombie mind:
*chuckle darkly* I going eat him ...
Classic Scout: what?
BluZombie: nothing!
~back outside~
BluZombie and Classic Heavy: *both looking at the star*
BluZombie: *closer to Classic Heavy*
Classic Heavy: *bit closer to
BluZombie* what we doing. ..?
BluZombie: *smile* just watching the star ~
Classic Heavy: oh *getting bored*
BluZombie: wanna make out?
Classic Heavy: no ....*jump off the roof*
BluZombie: awwww come on *lay down*
Classic Sniper: *climb on the roof and saw you* may I?
BluZombie: *look at him * sure
Classic Sniper: *lay besides you . Look at the star * home sick ?
BluZombie: no just bit piss off ...
Classic Sniper: mmm