My absurd mind

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I just realized why I should not be allowed on tumblr past midnight.
I just posted two text posts that even I don't understand.
Tp 1 what if chickens had nipples wouldn't that be an awkward conversation between family members at dinner like "Hey dad would you mind passing me a chicken nipple?"
Tp 2 I want someone to put glitter in their pocket and follow me around at all times so that when I enter a room glitter will rain