As soon as the limosnail pulled into the parking lot, both Brozone and Galzone stepped out wearing suits and dresses
JD: Well, gals, here we are!!
FW: A giant rolypoly...
SP: Not JUST a rolypoly, the Rolydome ✨
C: Getting invited to THIS place means you're automatically COOL!
DJ: How'd you guys even get invited to this place?
SY: Yeah, isn't this place for the bands the receive an award for most streamed in the past year?
CL: I get people listen to your songs a real lot, but...how exactly did you get the invitation? Theres a lot of other artists out there?
All: UhhhhHhshshshJahhhhHhHhhh....
The Brozone brothers stare at each other and look at the sky, getting the flashback
~ Flashback to last week, around 11 PM, the bros were staying up trying to get a reservation spot for the "All Time Greatest Artists Gala" ~
C: Cmon, Square call the f**king number!!
JD: Theres like a bajillion phone numbers that end in 455! It could be any one of these!
SP: Well, try them all!!
Baby Branch wakes up from his slumber
BH: Floyd, what are we doing exactly? Why are they trying to dial numbers that end in 455?
F: Well- you know that award for most streamed artist that some bands and singers recieve?
C: Yeah, the rewards WE didnt get! What kind of bulls**t is that?!
SP: Exactly! What kind of d**k-brained idiot doesn't listen to Brozone!
JD: So as the amazing brother that I am, I may..or may NOT have stolen one of the awards!
SP: But we're comPLETELY justified! Who does Madonna thinks she is for taking the number one spot!
C: Same with Will Smith and 5ive! Who the s**t is 5ive anyways?!
JD: And apparently runner-ups dont get awards! How did we get FIFTH F**KING PLACE
F:......And THERE you have it! 😁
BH: Wait...you guys STOLE an award?! 😨
C: And the tray of fishsticks too! 😁
BH: Oh. Niceeee. But that still doesn't explain why we're dialing numbers that end in 455...
F: Ohhh that. They're having a huge party at the Rolydome for all the top artists and they get to each get to bring 5 additional guests! And then there's a bunch of other boring executives and celebrities that are irrelevant! 😁
SP: And since we're technically BORROWING a trophy, we should be able to get in! Besides I bet 5ive wont even notice we took it and replaced the golden plate! ☝️😌
C: Thats cause you weren't the who snuck into their dressing room...!
BH: I wanna go to the party !! :D
F: That's why we're trying to dial the right number with 455 at the end so we can get the last spot on the reservation spot!
BH: But if we're already 'invited', why do we need to reserve?
C: There's a "No-Delinquent" policy 😔
SP: Enough small-talk! Get to dialing, Squareton!
John Dory picked up his snailphone and started dialing the numbers on the list that Spruce had
JD: Hello?
Random Hair-Raising Canes Worker: Buck, buck, buck, its chicken o' clock! How can I help you?
JD: Wrong number!
C: Dont just sit there like a square should! Keep on dialing!
John tried the next number on the list
JD: Hello?
Random Neighbor: MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!
JD: Call the fire department...?
F: Next!
JD: Hello?!
Mrs. Henderson: Hiya Neighbors!
JD: Damnit!
Soon it turned into a whole montage of them just trying each and every number on the list, all 180 of them
C: It's hopeless..we're never gonna get to go to that gala...and I STOLE AN AWARD USING AN ELABORATE SERIES OF PULLEYS FOR NOTHING!!
F: I wont get to do my makeup for this special occasion that we definitely didnt steal our way into...😔
BH: Cmon bros! Dont give up just yet! Try the last number!
SP: Its over, Branch. We tried every number on this dingity danged list....
BH: Not EVERY number! There's one you missed on the back!
Baby Branch flipped the long list around to see there was one last number
SP: Nice! Why would they put it directly on the back-
C: Less talky, more dial..y!
F: And remember the reservation code are A17!
JD: Got it!
John Dory dialed the number into his snailphone hoping it was the right one
All the bros leaned in to hear if it was the right one
Beyoncé: Hai! :3 Thanks for calling this number! Whats your reservation code? 😁
JD: Uhhhh...Q.....Z...negative 1!
All the bros facepalm and fall backward
Beyoncé: Eh. Close enough! You're in!
JD: Are we in?
C: Are you in?
John Dory hangs up and takes a deep breath
JD: WE'RE IN!!!!
The Bros: LET'S F**KING GOOO!!!!!
Suddenly they all start jumping up and down, hugging each other,and laughing
C: I'd like to thank my grandmaMAH for all the hot fudge sundaes that she'd give us whenever we didnt cause chaos, the sun for being there, James Frond, AND...
Suddenly Rosiepuff barges into their bedroom, with eyebags
RP: WILL YOU FIVE KEEP IT DOWN?!!:&:&/
The Bros: sorry....
By the time she left, the Bros went back to cheering. Quietly
~ End of Flashback ~
SP: And THERE ya have it!
SY: Wow. That was a ridiculously long story
CL: That dragged on and on..
FW: Well I like it! On and uh, if you ever remember the number of that escargot restaurant that throws out the leftovers...give me the number...😁
SY: I hope there's average looking people there...🙄
FW: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the dumpster!
CL: You better not mess up that dress I let you wear!
DJ: I can't wait to talk to more people and make so many new bestie besties!! 😁
SP: Can't wait to see all the ladies...
F: Do you think there will be any golden colored glitter Trolls with rainbow-hair and are golden retriever coded?
DJ: Wait. What's Branch excited for?
BH: Taking over the DJ so I can blast my Britney Sparkles playlist 😌
JD: Keeping you chuckleheads out of trouble is the only thing I'm in charge of..🙄
F: What about you, Clay?
Clay was seen just blankly staring at Claire, butterflies in his stomach, till Spruce snapped him out of it
SP: Uhhh, Clayton III? You uh...you good there, buckaroo?
C: Huh? Wh—? Oh. OHHH! I was just uhh...thinking about a golden haired princes- er—a bubblegum haired fairy sent from the stars or a- DAMMIT!
CL: Cmon, let's stop lallygagging! I want to head in so baddd!
They all shrugged and began walking inside and when they did "Starstruck" by Christopher Wilde was playing in the background
SP: Fancy place...
CL: I KNOW! This is MY type of party!!
When they walked in they saw a bunch of celebrities; Will Smith, Mariah Trolley, Jay-Zee
JD: Wow, they got everyone here! The Backstreet Boys, Celine Dion, Busta Rhymes, The Goo Goo Dolls...
BH: AND BRITNEY SPARKLES!!!
C: Calllm down, Superfan
DJ: Hey look! We could totally do karaoke!
Dora pointed to a stage with a big, obvious sign that read "Karaoke"
FW: Speak for yourself! If anyone needs me, I'll be dumpster diving!
CL: If I see even the SMALLEST stain on that dress, Fawn, I'm going to HURT you with my own bare hands...!!👺
FW: Oh dont get your hair twisted in a pickle!
C: But she doesn't have a pickle-
FW: You'll be fine, your dress will be fine!
CL: It better be. 👺
Fawn ran outside pulling Rickroll out of her hair
FW: Cmon boy! THERES A LARGE DUMPSTER WITH OUR NAME ON IT!
DJ: Oooookay...
Before anyone could do anything else, a huge army of bodyguards blocked their way
Bodyguard 1: Going somewhere?
C: Yeah. INSIDE!
Bodyguard 2: Not if you're not on the list, you're not!
JD: But sir! We're Brozone! We HAVE to be on the list! 😁😌
DJ: And Galzone!
Bodyguard 2 1/2: Nice try, Dollie but we dont allow punk little girls here.
SY: I KNOW you're not talking to my sister like that..you..you..big bag of sweaty meat!
Bodyguard 2.333339484838382828282: Sorry girls and boys..and square. No delinquents allowed.
JD: Well f**k you too!
They were about to throw-literally THROW both Brozone and Galzone out of the gala, when Clay suddenly butted in
C: Wait! If we sing and you guys like it, can we stay?
SP: Yeah! We stayed up all night last week just to go here!
BH: Not to mention stealing an award!
Bodyguard 4: Mmmm, FINE! If you cookiebites can sing something UN-painful, you can stay.
JD: Alright, lets go bros!
Bodyguard 5: Not so fast, Square Fish! We want THOSE two!
The bodyguard pointed to Clay and Claire
C + CL: US?!:$:$:
BH: Why them?
Bodyguard 7 1/3: Because the banana hair decided to talk back! And because the bubblegum one was looking at me weird!
CL: Of course I was looking at you weird! Look at what you're wearing!
Bodyguard 3: You questioning our authority? Hmph, thats funny.
CL: Oh yeahhh, you guys are real funny....funny LOOKING!!
C: Yeah! We'll show you guys! Cmon Claire!
Clay dragged Claire's arm and they both awkwardly walked onto the stage as their siblings sat at a large table, giving them thumbs up, and Boo flipping them off
CL: C-C-Clay..? Im kinda sca-
C: Just trust me! We'll be fine. This isn't the first icky sticky predicament I've gotten us into!
CL: You sure..?
C: Not at all, but we'll be fine!
Clay whispered in the DJ's ears, gesturing for him to play a specific song
BH: Shoulda just let me be the DJ...🙄
Suddenly, "Something About The Sunshine" by both Christopher Wilde and Anna Stargeret started playing and Clay started off with the first verse
C: 🎶Wake up to the blue sky, grab your shades and let's go for a ride🎶
🎶Breakfast by the ocean, we'll do lunch at Sunset and Vine~🎶
CL: 🎶Everyday's a scene in California, every night the stars come out to play~🎶
Both: 🎶Wish that I could always feel this way~🎶
🎶There's something about the sunshine, baby! I'm seeing you in a whole new light! 🎶
🎶Out of this world for the first time, baby! Oh~ it's alright!🎶
C: 🎶Now that you're here~🎶
CL: 🎶Now that you're here~🎶
C: 🎶It's suddenly clear~
(Suddenly clear~)
Both: 🎶The sun's coming through! I never knew, whatever I do, it's better with you!🎶
CL: 🎶It's better with you!🎶
CL: 🎶There's something about the sunshine (there's something about it!) baby! I'm seeing you in a whole new light!🎶
C: LA's a breeze where the palm trees swayin' oh~ It's alright (it's alright!)
Both: 🎶There's something about the sunshine baby! I'm seeing you in a whole new light!🎶
🎶Out of this world for the first time, baby! Oh~ It's alright!🎶
C: 🎶Something about~!🎶
CL: 🎶There's something about the sunshine baby! 🎶
Both: 🎶There's something about the sunsh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shine🎶
The song ended with the two of them holding their microphones in the air, and the crowd and celebrities went BONKERS
JD: AYYYYY THATS MY BROTHER!
SP: He didn't actually screw things up!
F: YAYYYYY CLAYYY!!
BH: AND CLAIRE TOO!
DJ: THATS MY SISTERRRRRR!
SY: SHE BETTA SANG IT!!
Boo surprisingly made the heartshape with her hands, implying that she did infact enjoy their performance
Before anyone else could react, the bodyguards stopped everything
Bodyguard 6/19: Sorry, but ya outa here!
CL: But the crowd went buck wild!
C: Listen here, Slim Shady-
Clay stood in front of Claire to protect her, but suddenly a large burp was heard from the back and the bodyguards passed out and fell on top of each other
Fawn appeared behind them, holding Rickroll, who just let out a huge burp
FW: Mmmm, good stuff..
SY: Fawn!
FW: Whaaaat? I helped you guys, didnt I? Oh, and I heard your performance from outside. Pretty good stuff going on there~!
They all nodded their heads and Boo suddenly took out her binky
B: Ya did good, b**tch. Ya did good.
All: NO. WAY. 😨
THE END!! :3