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Sorry there was a typ-o
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Was like
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CHRISTMAS IS CANCLED!!!!
I'M SORRY!!!!
XOXO
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That's the point
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1D preschool

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Por ZaynKissedMyUsername


*One Direction in preschool*

Louis; Talks really loud and brags about minor accomplishments.

Niall; Laughs at absolutely everything to the point where it's ridiculous.

Zayn; Has the best crayon pack out of everyone and colors all day long.

Liam; Can read at a first grade level and won't let you forget it.

Harry; Eats glue

















Oh god love Harry, everybody else had this little sentence and Harry's just had 2 words 'Eats glue'! *Niall starts laughing his famous Niall Horan laugh*

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