"Y'all I just thought of the stupidest shit ever" - Luna
Talon: A tiny portion of these quotes are from real life friends! Take a guess who is not gonna be apart of the lore and comment!
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Jade: "If you make me heal you lot one more f*cking time I will shove my kunai up your dirty *ss"
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Nova: "did you know that if you die you'll respawn?"
Vortex: "I have no respect for Santa. Don't sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a fucking man."
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Mayhem: "If a demon possessed me, I'd just be like, "Okay, take it from here, good luck man."
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Insanity: "The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies. And that's why she's 6 feet below where I'm standing"
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Monotone: "With all due respect, which is none"
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In which Jade and Crimson see Nova and a random person chilling on the floor:
Crimson: "What did Nova do this time?"
Jade: "More like WHO did Nova do this time?"
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Mayhem : "Bro, I had a dream we fucked."
Insanity: "Bro, relax it was just a dream."
Mayhem : "Huh, gay, I wouldn't fuck you."
Insanity: "You wouldn't?"
Mayhem : "I mean, unless you want to-"
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Jin: "I'm gonna defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found."
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Jade: "Silver, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?"
Silver, in Jade's bed: "No, I absolutely do not."
Jade: "Fuck... Me neither."
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Abyss: "affection is DISGUSTING drown me in it"
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In which Monotone took off his mask for once
Monotone: "Are you sure Insanity's even gay? They barely even looked at me."
Meanwhile:
Insanity: "Who's the new guy?"
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Jade: "I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response."
Silver: "Wow. They sound stupid."
Jade: "But they're not. They're really smart actually. Just dense."
Silver: "Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey! I love you!"
Jade: "I guess you're right. Hey Silver, I love you."
Silver: "See! Just say that!"
Jade: "Holy fucking shit."
Silver: "If that flies over their head then, sorry Jade, but they're too dumb for you."
Jade: "Silver."
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Ppl who don't know Aiden's aromantic: are you a top or bottom?
Aiden: I'm a threat
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Tiago: Hi, I'm Tiago, and only you can prevent forest fires... seriously, it has to be you. I'm sure as hell not gonna do it.
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Nova: "I'M ON MY WAY LIL' BITCH"
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In which Nova teaches Delta how to drive (and Zeno's here too):
Nova: "That's a pothole. To the left!"
Delta: "Take it back now y'all" *Drives into pothole*
Zeno, sticking their face into the front over the center console: "Cha Cha real smooth."
Delta: "I don't think that's how the song goes."
Nova, crying and gripping the handle: "Please just take me home."
Delta: "Country Roads."
Zeno: "To the place."
Delta and Zeno in unison: "I Belong!"
Nova, crying harder: "What the fuck?"
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Monotone: "Jade's amazing at concentrating. Once they start reading, the only way they'll notice you is if you take their book away. Not even if you hit them or shake them!"
Delta: "That was them ignoring you."
Monotone: 💔