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"Isnt that slender man's castle I broke into with the help of a donkey not too long ago.."
And damn hell it was.
I pulled up my special card connected to Mash to check up on him...
HE WAS LAYING DOWN UNCONCIOUS--
WITH THE PRETTY AUNTIE TRYING TO REVIVE HIM.
Nahh were dying for sure.
I then saw 4 of the Divine Visionaries nailed into a cross--
I've seen enough. I put my food down and got up to stretch
I then noticed HIM.
'Did my spell attract a certain fictional guy that 14 year olds simp for...'
Maybe it really is time to change my magic... not right now atleast
I got work to do.
My special card attached to Ryoh was going off
Sheesh, this guy probably wants to show off his weird manly acts...
Either way this is no time for complaining, we got a slenderman alter ego to slay
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"But just before it made impact.. Ryoh cut the darkness with his swords of light.."
"His magic kept the casualties to a minimum... but did you really think the flawless Ryoh Grantz would fall? Come now."
"He's handsome, smart and has a killer personality. The strongest man in the world! The real hot st-"
A card portal appeared over Ryoh's head and I came out of it, slamming his head onto the ground
"Enough yappin' we got a white baldy to kill." I dusted my hands as I got up
"Did you really have to enter like that? Tha made me so unmanly!" Ryoh dramatically did a facepalm
I sighed and glanced over around and I spotted a man I dislike... a certain pineapple looking guy
"Hey hey Ryoh, seems like we got ourselves a lead." I smirked as I looked straight at Cell War's eyes
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"Are we there yet?"
"No."
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"Are weee there yet?"
"No."
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"How many more minutes?" Cell War continued
"Shut up."
"Oh? Make me~"
I slapped him to the face
"Oh? Want me to make you shut up? Wheres your wife? Why are you not doctor? Lawyer? HUH? What are those pores on your face? Do you even take care of yourself properly? Youre being a lowly servant of this white bald ass head guy? Youre a dissappointed I wish your creator gave birth to a rock rather than you."
I made him tear up... seems like that is my strongest spell.
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"Luckily, I, Ryoh Grantz-"
"He meant we." I jammed his side with my elbow, interupting him
"Cough cough- we just happenned to catch a member of the enemy's inner circle." Ryoh then presented Cell War, who was tied up
"Hmph, you wont get any information about father out of me."
"Even though he abandoned you?" I looked at him, I was planning something way more horrible to get him to spill it out
"Stubborn fool we'll just have to torture you... we'll just feed you sashimi with honey~" Ryoh brought sashimi and honey out of thin air..
"Is that the best tortu-"
"EAT IT!" Ryoh tried to shove it into Cell War's mouth--
"My honey covered sashimi isnt a means of torture-" Kaldo was holding back Ryoh from giving Cell War more sashimi with honey in it
Orter kicked Cell War and then grabbed him by his hair
"I'll make this quick."
"No form of torture will ever break me. My loyality to father is absolut-"
"Yoohoo~ are you forgetting something?"
I got down on knees, on the same height as him, infront of him
"Orter keep him still for me. I'll just have to pull out this."
"Creation: Innocent Zero Smut."
I was giggling to myself as I got the sacred paper. I didnt want to open it so he's getting the first dive in experience
"What are you gi-" Orter started but he then quickly silenced himself
I openned the paper and shoved it infront of Cell War's face
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Cell War let out his most manly scream. Crying... Shaking.. Traumatized.
"GET THIS AWAY FROM ME I-I-I'LL TALK-"
"Great! Thank you for your cooperation." I smiled as I crumbled up the paper and threw it to the fireplace
"Is that the same girl you are inlove with?" Ryoh whispered to Rayne
Rayne just chuckled "She may be weird but she is adorable. I'm lucky to have her."
"Thats so.. manly of you." Ryoh was absolutely jealous of how 'manly' Rayne is
Cell Wat then explained to us about the other sons that Innocent Zero have...
Whaat.. how does he have this much fun in bed when he looks like slenderman...
I decided to let Orter do the questioning, I was now walking towards Rayne... to apologize.
"So.. uh.." I glanced away
"Its alright. You didnt get hurt atleast." He caressed my cheek
Its not gojoever.
"Its time." Ryoh announced
Everyone in the room lined up as per Ryoh's instructions
"It's time to face the enemy head on like men. Let's go."
Happy to be included as a man. Time to beat ass like a real man.
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Ryoh and I teleported everyone onto the castle's island
"(Name). Didnt you infiltrate Innocent Zero's base once?" Ryoh was leading us deeper
"Uhh.. yeah, why?" Is he asking me for directions..
"Do ya know where we have to go?" Ryoh looked around
"Uhh.. no. A talking donkey showed me the way inside and kept me company throughout the trip."
I could hear a small chuckle from Rayne
I glanced to him and stuck out my tongue
It really did happen...
"This is a breeze!- We can just waltz right i-"
Dot hit an invisible wall with his foot and it cut off his toes
'Is this the equivalent to a clear window door...'
Yeah it mostlikely is one
"It must be an invisible barrier." Ryoh touched it
I was poking the barrier now
"Boo.. cant I just break i-"
Ryoh nudged my side before breaking down
"CURSES! WE CANT GET INSIDE.. IF ONLY WE HAD SOMEONE WHO COULD SPECIFICALLY SWITCH PEOPLE'S PLACES WITH THEIR OWN!!"
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"DAMN IT!! IF ONLY WE HAD THAT SOMEONE!"
I joined in on Ryoh's shenanigans
Orter looked at us weird while Rayne looked away
Finn approached Ryoh
"Me? You'd like me to go all by myself?"
Ryoh then looked at him serious
"We need your power. Only you can save the world."
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"DAMN RIGHT FINN! YOU SHALL BE THE HERO FOR TODAY-"
I got slapped by Orter
"Keeo your enthusiasm down."
"Ouch... okay you four eyes." I glared at him
Im being a supportive friend.. sheesh you Harry Potter looking ass.
Finn then swapped places with a nearby goblin
And Ryoh immedietly grabbed onto it
"How convenient that this goblin was taking a walk." He was hugging the gobling too tight-
"I cant fight- I'll most certainly die-" Finn was freaking out on the other side
"Its okay... you can stay there while we all die and the world meets its en-"
"NUH UH." I slapped Orter's back and had an arm around him
"Dont worry Finn. You'll do great!!" I smiled while showing off my card from my pocket
Finn nodded and immedietly ran to find us an entry through the barrier
"What was that for?" Orter pushed me away from him
"Encouragement. You dont seem to know it." I mocked him
He only glared at me
I turned around and looked around for Rayne
As soon as I saw him, I summoned out my cards and waved at him
"Raaynee! How about a round of cards?"
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Omgomg Rayne birthday tomorrow AAAAAA
Cant continue. Gotta cook up a Rayne bday chapter
Love, Skky♡