Breaking up, No Joke

By Kessho_Yuki

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COMPLETED Alternate Title : 分手了,别闹 Author : 香芋奶茶 The most fucked-up separation in the world, is that there is... More

Chapter 1: Break Up
Chapter 2: Rumors
Chapter 3: Snatch
Chapter 4: Rival in Love
Chapter 5: Provocation
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Chapter 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33
Chapter 34
Chapter 35
Chapter 36
Chapter 37
Chapter 38
Chapter 39
Chapter 40
Chapter 41
Chapter 42
Chapter 43
Chapter 44
Chapter 45
Chapter 46
Chapter 47
Chapter 48
Chapter 49
Chapter 50
Chapter 51
Chapter 52
Chapter 53
Chapter 54
Chapter 55
Chapter 56
Chapter 57
Chapter 58
Chapter 59
Chapter 60
Chapter 61
Chapter 62
Chapter 63
Chapter 64
Chapter 65
Chapter 66
Chapter 67
Chapter 68
Chapter 69
Chapter 70
Chapter 71
Chapter 72
Chapter 73
Chapter 74
Chapter 75
Chapter 76
Chapter 77
Chapter 78
Chapter 79
Chapter 80
Chapter 81
Chapter 82
Chapter 83
Chapter 84
Chapter 85
Chapter 86
Chapter 87
Chapter 88
Chapter 89
Chapter 90
Chapter 91
Chapter 92
Chapter 93
Chapter 94
Chapter 95
Chapter 96
Chapter 97
Chapter 98
Chapter 99
Chapter 100
Chapter 101
Chapter 102
Chapter 103
Chapter 104
Chapter 105
Chapter 106
Chapter 107
Chapter 108
Chapter 109
Chapter 110
Chapter 111
Chapter 112
Chapter 113
Chapter 114
Chapter 115
Chapter 116
Chapter 117
Chapter 118
Chapter 119
Chapter 120
Chapter 121
Chapter 122
Chapter 123
Chapter 124
Chapter 125
Chapter 126
Chapter 127
Chapter 128
Chapter 129
Chapter 130
Chapter 131
Chapter 132
Chapter 133
Chapter 134
Chapter 135
Chapter 136
Chapter 137
Chapter 138
Chapter 139
Chapter 140
Chapter 141
Chapter 142
Chapter 143
Chapter 144
Chapter 145
Chapter 146
Chapter 147
Chapter 148
Chapter 149
Chapter 150
Chapter 151
Chapter 152
Chapter 153
Chapter 154
Chapter 155
Chapter 156
Chapter 157
Chapter 158
Chapter 159
Chapter 160
Chapter 161
Chapter 162
Chapter 163
Chapter 164
Chapter 165
Chapter 166
Chapter 167
Chapter 168
Chapter 169
Chapter 170
Chapter 171
Chapter 173
Chapter 174
Chapter 175
Chapter 176
Chapter 177
Chapter 178
Chapter 179
Chapter 180
Chapter 181
Chapter 182
Chapter 183
Chapter 184
Chapter 185
Chapter 186
Chapter 187
Chapter 188
Chapter 189
Chapter 190
EXTRA

Chapter 172

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By Kessho_Yuki

"Baba, I want to go to a boys' school."

When Bai Yu still had a headache due to a hangover, when he heard the little watermelon who was eating breakfast say these words unexpectedly, he was in good spirits, and hurriedly looked up at a serious little watermelon and said, "Why do you want to go to the boys' school."

"Because the hilly water told me that the boys' school is very fun and the students are very friendly." Little Watermelon drank all the last bit of milk in the cup, then put the empty cup aside, and said seriously.

"No, when did you get so good with him." Bai Yu scolded secretly in his heart, and then said with a smile: "Qiu Lingshui has now transferred from the boys' school, since the boys' school is so good, why does he want to transfer schools?"

The people of the Qiu family are really harmful.

Bai Yu secretly said in his heart.

Father Song looked up from the newspaper and said, "It's not bad to go to a boys' school, the teaching system is better than an ordinary school, I approve of it."

Mother Song came out of the kitchen with the sobering soup, and when she heard him say this, she immediately pushed Father Song with her hand and whispered: "What kind of nonsense are you, if you delay our baby to fall in love, see if I don't kill you."

After speaking, Mother Song handed the decanting soup in her hand to Bai Yu and said, "It won't hurt after drinking, don't drink next time."

Bai Yu took the sobering soup, frowned and drank it, and after drinking, he picked up half of the milk that Song Shirin had drunk, which was a lot more comfortable.

Father Song put the newspaper aside, picked up chopsticks and started to eat breakfast, too lazy to pay attention to Mother Song.

Bai Yu pushed Song Shirin, who was bowing his head to eat breakfast next to him, and said, "Your son is going to a boys' school, shouldn't you make a statement?"

"No need to take a stand." Song Shirin said expressionlessly, "If you don't go through the transfer procedures for him, he won't be able to go anywhere."

This inexplicably poked Bai Yu's laughter.

Bai Yu covered his mouth and smiled, and the corner of his eye caught a glimpse of the little watermelon's expression of wanting to cry or not, and immediately restrained the smile on his face, stopped eating, and hurriedly held the little watermelon who was pouting to express his dissatisfaction in his arms, and said, "You just want to go to a boys' school so much, can you tell me why?"

"Hill Water said that school was fun, and I wanted to check it out." Seeing that Bai Yu finally began to face himself, the little watermelon pursed his lips and smiled slightly, and then said, "Baba, I'm going to elementary school, can you send me to a boys' school^" Bai Yu thought for a while, then nodded and said, "Yes."

The little watermelon rejoices.

Mother Song raised her head and was about to speak, but she heard Bai Yu continue.

Bai Yu said: "The boys' school is far, far away from our home, so if you want to go to the boys' school, then you can only live in the school in the future, and you can only go home once a week, which means that if you can't see your father for a week, you won't miss my mother?"

Little Watermelon opened her mouth, "I, I don't want to...... I want to see Baba. After speaking, the little watermelon also leaned up very affectionately and hugged Bai Yu's neck and rubbed it, full of dependence.

Mother Song looked at their interaction sourly, Bai Yu is usually very busy with work and often away from home, but even so, the little watermelon is still the most sticky Bai Yu.

As soon as she saw Bai Yu, she forgot about herself who served him all day, and Mother Song thought depressedly while chewing the meat bun in her mouth.

When will her position surpass Bai Yu, it's really not good, and it's okay to be on an equal footing with Bai Yu.

Mother Song didn't understand, when Bai Yu was not at home, she was the one who served the little ancestor to eat, drink and Lazar, and she usually didn't see him cling to herself, but when Bai Yu came back, he was still sticking to Bai Yu.

The difference caused by this made Song's mother feel particularly unpleasant.

Bai Yu touched the child's soft hair and continued: "I also want to see you every day when I go home, so it's okay if you don't go, my brother will also need you very much."

Bai Yu, who has also experienced the rebellious grade of Little Watermelon, knows how to speak very well, and now the little boy is really upsetting his parents.

The little watermelon was confessed by Bai Yu, and immediately left the small agreement promised with Qiu Lingshui behind, how can a good friend be as important as his beloved Baba and younger brother, he hugged Bai Yu's neck and said beautifully: "Then you really can't bear my mother?"

Bai Yu nodded as a matter of course: "Of course I will be reluctant to you, so can you not go?"

The little watermelon looked up sweetly and said, "Yes!" After speaking, he also left a fierce kiss on Bai Yu's face, and the love in his eyes was very obvious.

His liking for Baba has really changed a lot for ten years.

"Don't get tired of eating time." Mother Song finally couldn't help but say sourly, the little watermelon had never hugged her like this.

Bai Yu nodded, and was just about to put the little watermelon back to continue eating breakfast, but saw that the little watermelon was holding his neck and refused to let go, and said, "Baba, you want to hold me to eat, you always hold your brother to eat, and I want you to hold it too."

Bai Yu's heart softened, after the average family has a second child, the first child will always feel uneasy, maybe the little watermelon is because he can't feel the warmth of his father's love in this family, so he will say that he wants to go to the men's military academy.

Thinking of this, Bai Yu ignored the eyes of Mother Song, who was sitting opposite, and said, "Okay, I'll feed you." "

Dad Song finished eating, and just as he was about to stand up, he was kicked by Mother Song, who was sitting next to him, and couldn't help but look over, "What are you doing?" 

Mother Song angrily pointed in Bai Yu's direction, "This, what kind of system is this!"

Bai Yu pretended not to hear, and he could probably guess that this was ...... Song's mother is jealous.

He has lived under the same roof for a while, so Bai Yu has roughly figured out some of Song's mother's temperament, she is just cold-faced and hot-hearted, looking fierce, but in many ways she is a fashionable old lady who keeps pace with the times and likes to walk in the forefront of fashion.

By the way, in addition to buying clothes, bags, and dancing, Mother Song's favorite is the little watermelon.

However, the little watermelon didn't like her.

After eating, Song Shirin sent the little watermelon to school, Bai Yu also went out after changing his clothes, yesterday was the first day of the end of the escape, and the shooting strip on the first day was very smooth, so everyone got together and drank wine in the evening.

Bai Yu, the actor and producer, was naturally drunk by everyone at last night's party.

Bai Yu, who took a shower and sprayed perfume before going out, came to the crew refreshed, and saw that a group of actors had been put on zombie makeup, and it looked really ...... Specifically like a moving corpse.

In order to make this China's first zombie film a success, Bai Yu hired several senior makeup artists at a high price to make up and put on zombie makeup for the group performers every day.

The effect is significant.

Great value for the price.

Bai Yu stood on the temporary scenery, condescendingly looked at the group performers wearing zombie makeup gathered below, touched Yuan Shi in a daze with his elbow, and said, "Look, do we feel like the king of the world." 

Yuan Shisheng said without love: "Seeing them, I couldn't eat for a day yesterday, hey, I don't know when such a day will be a head." 

"You're so big, and you're still afraid of that?" Bai Yu glanced at the group performers below who were sitting cross-legged on the ground waiting for the show, and said, "Don't be shy." 

Yuan shook his head expressionlessly, then put his hand on Bai Yu's shoulder and said, "Let's go, accompany my buddy to the toilet." 

On the first day of filming yesterday, I was still a little uncomfortable when I was playing against Bai Yu, but since I got together to drink and drink high at night, the two began to sing hand in hand, and they became Maiba together.

Early this morning, Bai Yu's revolutionary feelings with the original time were significantly elevated. The two invariably forgot their dissatisfaction when they were in the crew of "Prince", and worked together to become good brothers.

"You're not a little girl, and you want me to go to the toilet hand in hand with you when you go to the toilet?" Bai Yu was dragged by him in disbelief and walked in the direction of the toilet.

At that time, he was tall and big, and the muscles on his body were extremely strong, and as soon as he put his arm on Bai Yu, who was obviously weak compared to him, Bai Yu suddenly couldn't move, and was half-dragged by him to the toilet.

The two stood side by side at the end of the water release, and while washing their hands, they boasted about their achievements last night, "Last night's song on the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau, our cooperation was really seamless."

One is responsible for the treble, the other is responsible for the super treble, and the cooperation is seamless, and it almost didn't overturn the roof of the KTV.

"Sing it again next time." At that time, the two brothers slapped Bai Yu's shoulder, and looked back on his and Bai Yu's achievements last night with excitement, and couldn't help but sigh: "I really convinced myself."

"I really convinced you." Bai Yu yawned, "My singing voice is hoarse, you still want to go." Next time I sing it, I won't sing the high notes with you, I will sing the low notes."

"I said if you are a man, what kind of ability is it to sing bass." I was in a hurry, he didn't sing the bass well, and he wasn't happy, so he finally found a guy who sang a high note that was worse than him, why didn't Bai Yu sing anymore?

"The guy who likes to sing about the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau is not qualified to talk about me." Bai Yu walked with him to the dressing room, picked up the clothes in the play, and walked into the dressing room together, and the two continued to chatter across a wall.

Yuan said: "You can come to my house to play mahjong when you are free in two days, upstairs and downstairs are still missing one, do you come?"

"I don't, and I'm too lazy to learn." Bai Yu wore pants, and said while wearing them: "I remember that Chu Wenwen can play mahjong, you will find her next time you are missing one, anyway, she also likes to play."

"There are paparazzi near my house, if they are seen, there will be scandals, how bad it is for a girl's family." At that time, he was very traditional and machismo in his bones, and he still had a little bit of straight man feelings in his bones, so the little girls who were weaker than him spoke softly.

But as soon as I stayed with a man, I had a loud voice and patted my shoulders and chests from time to time, which was particularly heroic.

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