This was too funny to not put in the random newscasts, so I decided to put it in its own episode.
According to Spreader's Research's latest survey,
the number one person with the longest toilet time on Sesame Island is...
Weirdo.
Number two on the list is Bashful.
Crab Apple was the favorite but ended up taking third place.
Crab Apple voiced displeasure with the results, saying,
"No way! Dopey takes way longer than me!"
Thanks for watching!
It's toilet humor. What do you expect? It's funny. At least according to me...
I need to type more so this way wattpad doesn't scream at me saying, "Your chapter is too short!"