Stephanie / Smileyy's P.O.V
Mhi buck a skull from North Carolina
So mhi wul him dung, mhi guzu and mhi tie him up
Mhi write him name inna bold inna ginup
Some likkle bwoy better know we nuh buy ...
I took up my iphone 14 pro max off my bed where it was charging, mhi see say mhi sista Zoe ah call.
"Sista gyal..." Mhi ansa and put the phone pon speaker
"Yah seh gyallie.." she says matching my tone.
"Yk mhi deh ya, nuh too long wake and ago ready.. wah time uh say we fi reach ah the hairdresser?"
"She say we can reach anytime after 10 cause she ave wah client fi 8." she responded.
"Alrii den, mhi ago bathe and look sumn eat n den link uh bk." mhi seh
"Aii sis ago do the same." she replied hanging up.
Mhi put mhi phone fi finish charge and turn on mhi laptop fi play music while mhi ah bathe. Mhi guh Pon YouTube and type in Badman by Skillibeng.
She love bad man
Bad man
She love bad man
She love bad man
Bad man
Bad man
The song played while mhi strip out a mhi clothes and step inna the shower. Put it pon cold, mhi sing along to the song, tek up mhi rag and mhi protext body wash for men and start soap up. Mhi inna the shower ah put on a show and not even memba seh mhi ave somewhere ago.
Mhi look Pon the time and see 9 : 15 am, mhi quickly wash off the soap and dry off wid wah towel and walk go inna mhi room. Mhi Tek up mhi hygiene products and put dem Pon di bed and Tek out wah pink colored dress wid wah black thong and mhi clear slippaz.
Mhi lotion mhi skin and and put on the thong. Den mhi put on the dress and put on roll-on. Mhi slide mhi foot inna mhi slippaz and spray on mhi polo cologne and put mhi necessities and mhi purse inna mhi matey bag .
*Ring*ring*ring*
Best gyal✨🤍 is calling says siri
Mhi Tek up e phone, ansa and put e pon speaker
"Gyal uh no ready?" Zoe ask
Walking down the stairs I replied "Girl mhi jus ago lock up and go look taxi, a weh uh deh?" Mhi ask
"Mhi out a road a look taxi how long and cyaah get none and e sun so blct hot" she replied annoyed
Mhi laugh and lock e grill wid e lock cause she Eva a complain bout sumn. "Uh Eva a complain, uh probably soon get one"
Mhi walk through the gate and lock e behind mhi and walk go cross the road fi get wah taxi.
"Mhi ah call uh wen mhi reach Ville, see mhi just get wah car" she said hanging up.
Mhi stand up unda mhi umbrella cause the sun did hot fi tru and mhi nuh owe no obeah man. Mhi see wah taxi ah cme but e look full..
Jah jah a weh e taxi dem deh? My subconscious asked
Dat mhi deh ya wonder.
*Beep*Beep*Beep
Finally get wah car. Mhi sidung round a back wid wah big oman and wah lil bwoy.
"Morning" mhi seh as mhi enter
"Morning" dem reply
Mhi put in mhi earpods and start play Superman by Vybz Kartel.
Quick quick time mhi reach ah ville and mhi pay mhi fare and walk gaw juici beef cause mhi hungry bad. The line nvr dat long and mhi glad cause mhi cyaah badda stand up long.
Mhi order 2 cheese patty, wah chicken cheese patty, 2 coco bread and 2 cran-wata. Mhi gi r two thousand dollar and go collect mhi food..
Calling best gyal ✨🤍
"Uh no reach ah Mandeville yet?" Mhi ask wen mhi hear the call connect
"Ye mhi jus a lef out a park, weh pah uh deh?"
"Mhi inna juici beef ah walk cme round a KFC nw"
"Mek sure uh buy sumn fimi too cause mhi hungry bad bad"
Mhi laugh "alri gyal mhi ah fwd". Mhi hang up and put e food inna mhi bag and open back mhi umbrella..
Walk go round a KFC and see Zoe stand up a di pharmacy and we walk go dung a the park fi go up a the hairdresser.
We get wah taxi and e man say two and ready, we sidung inna e taxi ova half hour now tpc. We just start talk bout some random things till we see e car get two more passenger.
"Sir, we late eno and e car cyaah hold no more, come on now nuh" mhi seh to the taxi man irritated.
"My girl just wul on, one more mhi ah look n fwd" him seh
Kmt. Wish mhi did ave a car man, wouldn't haffi a go through dem fuckrey ya. I rolled my eyes. Finally e get e one passenger and ago drive off.
"Sista uh no hear seh Taj and Destiny deh?" Zoe ask mhi
"A lie ya tell, crawny body Taj?"
Destiny is a hard working female who works in a office at D&G Attorney-At-Law down a Nashville.
Nice chocolate girl wid two house, three car and wah clothes business. Lady clean and sexy eno. Rarely see r pon di road or about a mix up wid ppl.. Graduate from Bishop Gibson wid 14 subjects so mhi nuh know weh she a do wid nah no ambition Taj.
"Remember clover drive stop" mhi seh to the taxi man
"Uno a go in or cme off yassoh?"
"Let we off yassoh, how much a the fare?"
"Gimmie three billz fi the two a uno"
Mhi gi him five hundred dollar and collect mhi change. We walk go inna the community and up a the hairdresser yard and call..
R daughter come out and seh she ah come. We sidung and start eat we patty.. bwoy hungry did ah poison mhi😂😭. Coming like it did ah twist mhi tripe, heart and soul.
"Uno can nyam Suh" Niecy cme out and seh. We laugh.
"Girl a tru uh no knw how hungry ah twist mhi tripe." Zoe seh
"A di blond wig ah fi Smileyy and the burgundy one fi Zoe nuh Suh?" She ask
"Ye, dem pluck already?" Mhi ask r
"Ye man so yk it nah Tek too long, so who a go first?"
"Mek mhi go fuss cause mhi wah hurry up n lef and go a KFC before school ova and e pickeny dem full up in deh" Zoe seh
"Bwoy mhi nuh knw wah dem ago do wid uh," mhi seh ah laugh "any man uh deh wid haffi ensure seh him pocket well up deh cause uh is a very expensive gyal"
Niecy blow out r hair and start cornrow it back way and den put on the cap and glue e dung. We talk bout wah whole heap a sumn especially the crime rate inna Jamaica..
"Uno hear bout the lil girl weh dem kill cause she go report seh dem rape r?"
"Dem man deh a wicked. Uno rape the girl and done Tek weh all a r pride and self esteem and uno jus couldn't bare fi lowe r , uno go a yard go kill r. Tell uh bout mankind"
Niecy put on the wig and tie dung the front and put r unda the dryer in the meantime she start Pon my head.
"So Smileyy, a wen ya go find wah rich man fi carry we gaw villa and dem place deh?"
Mhi laugh out "mhi is a sadamite, mhi nuh like man"
Dem laugh.
"A gweh uh fi gweh eno gyal bout sadamite" Zoe seh
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Fact about mhi : I'm 18 and broke asf😂😭