Heathers characters reacting to Dead Girl walking reprise
Requested by ScarLove608
[VERONICA:]
I wanted someone strong who could protect me
I let his anger fester and infect me
"Ah yes. Blame everything on me, Roni." JD said.
"You tricked me into killing two people!" Veronica exclaimed.
"I thought it was three?" Heather M questioned.
"She only killed one of the rapists, Heather." Heather C said.
His solution is a lie
No one here deserves to die
"I mean..." JD said, side-eyeing Heather D.
"Fuck off, Emo boy." Heather D snapped.
Except for me and the monster I created
"Noooo! Suicide isn't the answer, remember?!" Heather M said, giving Veronica (Who started to have a queer-coded panic) a hug
Yeah!
Yeah!
Heads up, J.D., I'm a dead girl walking!
"Oh, are you about to have your second time?" JD smirked, wrapping his arm around Veronica.
"Piss off, slush-head." Veronica said, shoving him onto the floor.
"RE-FUCKING-JECTED!" Heather C jeered.
[ALL BUT VERONICA:]
Hey, yo, Westerberg!
[VERONICA:]
Can't hide from me, I'm a dead girl walking!
[ALL BUT VERONICA:]
Hey, yo, Westerberg!
[VERONICA:]
And there's your final bell
It's one more dance and then farewell
Cheek to cheek in hell with a dead girl walking!
"This melody is really good." Heather M smiled.
[HEATHER MCNAMARA:]
Come on, Westerberg!
Here we go, here we go now!
[MS. FLEMING:]
Veronica!
"That's my name, don't wear it out." Veronica said.
Jason Dean told me you'd just committed suicide!
"Oh, you wish I had." Veronica scoffed.
[VERONICA:]
Yeah, well, he's wrong about a lot of things
"Damn, you don't gotta do me like that." JD tutted.
[MS. FLEMING:]
I threw together a lovely tribute, especially considering the short notice...
"Sorry, I'll make sure to fake my suicide at a time more convenient for you next time." Veronica said with an eyeroll
[VERONICA:]
Ms. Fleming, what's under the gym?
"Asked her the same thing. She was very helpful." JD said.
[MS. FLEMING:]
The boiler room
[VERONICA:]
That's it!
[MS. FLEMING:]
Veronica, what's going on?
"Do you explain so we can be evacuated?" Heather D asked Veronica.
[VERONICA:]
Got no time to talk, I'm a dead girl walking!
"Of course." Heather D sighed.
[STUDENTS:]
Hey yo, Westerberg!
Hey yo, Westerberg!
Tell me what's that sound?
Here comes Westerberg
Comin' to put you in the ground!
"Ironic." JD snickered.
"You are a fucking sociopath." Veronica informed him.
Go go, Westerberg!
Give a great big yell!
Westerberg will knock you out
And send you straight to hell!
"Omg, it's like she's singing directly to you." Heather C said to Heather D. Heather M laughed.
[VERONICA]
A Norwegian in the boiler room.
Just like your dad.
"Oh mah god, THE DADDY ISSUES!" Heather M exclaimed.
[JD]
And here I thought you'd lost your taste for faking suicides.
[VERONICA:]
Step away from the bomb
"That isn't a bomb." JD said, pointing to the screen.
[JD:]
This little thing? I'd hardly call this a bomb.
"Mhm." JD nodded
This is just to trigger the packs of thermals upstairs in the gym.
Now those are bombs.
"You sound stupidly excited." Heather C scoffed.
"You want another 'prairie oyster'?" JD threatened.
"Thanks to your sick, sociopathic mind, I never even got the first one." Heather C glared, zero fear present.
People are gonna see the ashes of Westerberg High School and they're gonna think 'there's a school that self-destructed not because society doesn't care but because that school was society.'
The only place that Heathers and Marthas can get along is in Heaven!
"The moral of this show is, the popular kids were right, stay away from the emo kids." Veronica said.
[VERONICA:]
I wish your mom had been a little stronger
"Don't. Bring. Up. My. Mom." JD said through clenched teeth
[JD]
Don't talk about my mom
"Agreed." JD agreed with himself.
[VERONICA]
I wish she stayed around a little longer
[JD]
Stop!
[VERONICA]
I wish your dad were good!
I wish grown-ups understood!
"They never understand anything." Heather D said with an eyeroll.
I wish we'd met before
They convinced you life is war!
"I mean... no, but yes." JD said.
I wish you'd come with me...
[JD]
I wish I had more TNT!
"Something I thought about on a daily basis back when I was alive." Heather C said with an eyeroll.
[VERONICA]
*I'm boutta beat a bitch up*
"KICK HIS ASS!" Heather C yelled.
[STUDENTS:]
Aah!
Hey yo, Westerberg!
Tell me what's that sound?
"Me trying to kill someone on purpose." Veronica said.
Here comes Westerberg
Comin' to put you in the ground!
Go go, Westerberg!
Give a great big yell!
Westerberg will knock you out
And send you straight to-
*Pew pew*
What's your favorite Heathers' song?
Either Candy Store, Dead Gay Son or Meant To Be Yours.