*i snap my fingers bringing the dragon ball characters*
me: damn you guys are super popular with the readers
beerus: it makes sense, i am a god after all
me: yeah ok lets just begin
bulma: w-wow he certainly fights a lot of robots
beerus: why doesn't he use his true power?
me: he doesn't want to accidentally kill someone
whis: i suppose that makes sense
goku: WHOA did you see him run backwards
vegeta: out of everything that's what amazed you?
goku: well running backwards really fast is hard
krillin: that's true, i remember when roshi used to make us do it
me: next
everyone was shocked
gohan: wh-what was that
piccollo: was that demon?!
beerus: i sense divine ki from that being...
frieza: YOU'RE SAYING THATS A GOD?!
broly: the poor little animals...
gohan: he's so cruel...
chichi: who even does that?!
me: next
me: this is sonic if he had goku's forms
goku: WHOA! AWESOME
vegeta: he doesn't look too different from his normal super sonic form when in super saiyan 1 and 2
beerus: hmm... i wonder what it would be like to fight his god form
krillin I'm scared to think about how fast his ultra instinct is
whis: that's true, sonic is said to be the fastest thing alive, combine that with ultra instinct and well... i don't think anyone could land a hit on him
nappa: whoa scary
me: welp next
*everyone was completely confused*
bulma: so many robots!
me: yeah i know it would be pretty confusing huh? that's just how mods be
me: next
*everyone was extremely intersested*
frieza: using small animals as a power source? why didn't i think of that
goku: FRIEZA NO
frieza: oh? you think you can stop me monkey? with my new black form i cannot be stopped
beerus: watch your tongue i happen to enjoy eating those small animals
me: this is getting kinda fucked up
me: next
*everyone laughed
beerus: i believe this is what you humans call vine correct?
me: yes indeed
whis: oh i love these funny little videos
krillin: we all gotta make some vines
chichi: if we became popular it might help bring in some money...
me: next
me: this song was sung by someone who no longer remembers sonic, due to a lot of time travel and changing time stuff shananigins
goku: like trunks?
beerus: so they are breaking the law of the universe?!
me: this was important though and like how are you really gonna stop him
beerus: tch... don't push your luck human
whis: he isn't wrong though my lord
me: next
*everyone was eager to watch another episode of this*
goku: bulma can you make a robot of me too! pleeeeeeaaaase
bulma: well... it's an interesting idea i suppose i could try
chichi: can you make it capable of helping around the house or ACTUALLY DOING GOKUS JOB
goku: ehehe sorry about that chi chi
vegeta: i don't understand why these stupid jobs are needed
bulma: to make money vegeta
vegeta: but you could just make it other ways, like marrying a rich woman, like i did
me: *snickers* alright next
*pretend it was way faster*
*everyone was shocked*
bulma: what the hell is going on?!
me: well he's escaping a burning ... ship? type thing? well idk the death egg is basically a giant ball shaped ship in the sky about the size of the moon
*this caught bulma's attention*
bulma: wait that eggman guy made something like that?!
me: yeah he's an eil genius
me: anyways next
beerus: i'm confused on what this has to do with us
me: uhh i dunno
goku: that sans guy is pretty powerful in his own right
whis: he may be able to use ultra instict with the correct training
beerus: WAIT WHAT?! BULLSHIT
me: i mean he has the right fighting style for it
me: next
goku: ahaha they got us good vegeta
vegeta: tch i suppose so...
chi chi: he's not lying you know
bulma: same for shadow vegeta
*everyone laughed while goku and vegeta blushed in embarassment*
whis: i liked marios rap but i prefered sonic's
beerus: i want to get my hands on one of those mushrooms
goku: they do look tasty
me: next
frieza: oh my what interesting villains ohoho
krillin: those raps were awesome!
gohan: i feel like i can kinda relate to tails
picolo: that sonic exe guy seems very dangerous...
goku: man i wonder what it would be like to fight those guys
me: next
everyone was flabbergasted*
whis: erm well i suppose we wont have to worry about it?
*everyone was just confusedd*
me: alright home you go *i snap my fingers sending them home*
me: alright guys what characters should react to what next