Next day
Yaha per sab log baith ker time waste mera matlab time pass ker rahe hai
Huma-but kehna padega zoya tune thaka diya by God.
Zoya-once again sorry
Vaani-yaar ek to iska sorry khatam hone ka naam nahi le raha, are raat gyi baat gyi
Sirat-haan aur maine bhi thaan rakha tha ager yeh bhoot nahi nikalta to mai ise maar maar ker bhoot bana deti
Sneha-waise sirat Tu lag hot rahi thi haan hum to dekhte reh gye ki yeh kon a gya
Sirat-huh bachpan se,💅
Richa-aur tera to acha khasa karobaar hai h aur badi bhi ho gyi hai to age kya socha😏
Sirat-jokingly*soch rahi hu pehle shaadi keru, fir uska jeena haram, he he 😁
Jiya-he he nice one
Sneha-chalo sirat jokes mai sudhar a raha hai
Sirat-is hi baat per ek joke sun
Jiya-suna
Sirat-ager saif ali khan ko apni beti sara ali khan ko kehna ho ki dahi jama do to wo kaise kahenge?
Nikhil-sara dahi jama do?
Sirat-nahi... Sara jamaana
Everyone-😑
Sirat-yeh pasand nahi aya? Chalo dusra sunati hu... Haan! Ager ek zoobi naam ki ladki paani mai doob rahi ho to log kya kahenge?
Fir waha Jay gana gate hue ata hai
Jay-🎶zoobi doobi,
Zoobi doobi dampa re zoobi du tu ru tu....
Sirat-bhakk.. Chalo ek a....
Huma-sorry maate tumhari tarif kerdi tumhara acha joke ek tukka hota hai jo lakho mai ek baar ata hai.
Sirat-maro bey tum log, bhawander ajaye ud jao tum hmph...
Itna bolke sirat chali jati hai
Richa-😁😁heer to badi sad hai ji
Sneha-aj kal badi mad ji😁😁
Sidhart-to tum log heer ko khush nahi karoge?
Vaani-na na khud thik ho jayegi mood swings uk.
Sahil-kyu periods?
Jiya-no i dont think?
Zoya-actually haan date a gyi uski..... Meri bhi aane wali hai 🥲
Javin-kya faltu ki baate kerte ho bey tum log?
Jiya-oye chuze ager yeh faltu baat ka topic nahi hota to is waqt Tu hi nahi hota.
Zoya-waise arz kiya hai..
Boys-irshad...
Zoya-sabke dil mai baste ho tum...
Boys-wah wah wah wah..
Zoya-are bade saste ho tum
Girls-wwaaaahh waaahhh
Vaani-mai paani pike ayi
Vaani kitchen mai paani pine jati hai paani pite pite wo piche mudti hai aur udher varun khada rehta jisko dekhker vaani der ke mare paani ki pichkari varun ko maarti hai
Varun-yeh kya kiya?
Vaani-🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Varun-khush raho ya khafa raho..
Vaani-aur tum mujse dur aur dafa raho.. 🙂🙂
Vaani itna kehke waha se chali jati hai
Sidhart-waise jiya apne bare mai bhi batao?
Jiya-mai kya batau mai to khuli kitab hu.
Javin-to ise mai pad lu... 😉😏😏
Jiya-pr tum to anpadh ho.
Boys-khhhh*controlling life*
Javin-guys she is insulting me kuch to bolo?
Sahil-bandi sahi hi to keh rahi hai.
Jiya-oh maine to tukka lagaya tha..
Javin-apne apko samajhti kya ho?
Jiya-tumse better
Javin-tum.....
Harsh-ab chup bhi hoja isne to kasam kha rakhi hai ladki se izzat utarwake hi rahega.
Sahil-utarne ke liye izzat honi bhi chahiye
Inki aise hi taang khichayi hoti rahi
(I'm such a wierd writer I'm telling u 😭)
Actually muje is chapter ke baare mai samaj nahi a raha to chutiyapa kerte hai 😁
So hello everyone kya haal chaal
Waise padso meri mummy ko pata chal gya ki unki sanskari sharif pyaari lado rani 💜ᗷTS⟭⟬💜💜🅐🅡🅜🅨⁷⟬⟭💜 hai aur jab unhe pata chala mere saanse to uper niche kerne lag gyi thi ki ab kya hoga aur itna hi mere bhaiyas aag lagane ka kaam ker rahe the..
Mai apko puri story sunati to kya hua shaam ka time tha sab chai shai pee rahe the and then just meri mummy ki nazar meri mehendi per gyi jo mai e kuch is tarike ki lagayi
(Nahi mere hath reality mai itne gore nahi hai maine filter lagaya hai)
Haan to maine hi yeh banaya hai
So meri mummy ki nazar ispe gyi and then she asked me
Mom-yeh BTS ka logo hai na?
Yeh sunte hi meri ankhe khul ker phatne wali thi aur meri duniya blast hone wali thi, aur mere ankho ke samne bts door hote dikh rahe the
Meri halat is emoji ki tarah ho gyi thi=🤯🥵
But himmat kerke maine kaha
Me-uhm haan apko kaise pata chala?
Kyuki muje laga tha meri innocent si mummy ko bts ke bare mai pata nahi hoga.
And aisa nahi ki mere mummy
Strict hai but in saat laundo ke baare mai kya sochengi kya reaction hoga in sab ke dar se maine unhe bataya nahi
But she said
Ammi-haan pata tha Facebook pe dekha tha..... (I don't know why she is obsessed with Facebook 😒)
Uske baad pata nahi unhone gap kyu dala, jiske wajah se meri aur phat gyi ki kahi Facebook per jk ke six packs ya koi aur bawal na dekh liya ho
Maine bhi pucha normal hoke
Me-kya dekha? 🙂
Mummy-bts ka bag mil raha tha acha sa...
Uske baad muje chain ki saans mili
But me in mind😏-acha laga to kharid bhi leti...
Fir mere bhaiyo ne aag lagana shuru ker diya because they know ki mai bts army hu
Bhai1-haan bts ke liye ladkiya pagal hoti hai khasker indian..
Bhai2-haan korean band hai population tagdi hai unki music banate hai
Yeh sunke man ker raha tha ki samne chai uthaker unke muh per maar du but controlled
Fir mere bhai 2 muje bulate hai ki bts ka logo kaisa dikhta hai
Bhai2-sirat idher al dekhu to kaisa logo hai
Me-yaar mai nahi aungi apse der lagta hai🥲
But mai chali gyi but unka reaction normal tha
Yeh sab kaand hua kisi ka zyada bada reaction nahi tha fir raat ko maine mummy se puch hi liya
Me-mummy mai bts ki fan hu to apko koi dikkat nahi?
Mummy-nahi beta tumhe pasand ho to acha hi hoga.. Bas inke piche hi mat rehna badi hogyi ho padhai per dhyan do ghar ke kaam sikho aur jab time mile to inko bhi dedo bas wo karo jisme tum khush raho aur kisi ko problem na ho☺
Fir uske baad mere pait per titliya udne lag gyi
Fir agle din mere pas bts ki ek dairy hai jisme wahi 7 launde bane hue hai aur use study table per saja diya
Fir wo dekh ke mummy bolti hai
Mummy-yehi hai bts?
Me-haan🙂
Mummy-hmm study table per acha lag raha hai
But mere bhai1 ko chain kaha
Bhai1-dekho ammi sirat ne kya laga rakha hai?
Mummy-are chodo na use pasand hai to laga rehne do jab dekho pareshaan kerte ho
Aur aj hum shopping kerne gye the to muje shop per ramen mil gya maine mummy se kaha
Me-mummy dekho ramen lelu?
Mummy-yeh wahi hai na jo tumne last time banaya tha
Ji haan mai 5 baar ramen kha chuki😁
Me-haan acha tha na?
Mummy-haan lelo..
Fir maine le liya fir jab hum gher wapis mummy ramen ka packet dekh ker boli
Mummy-tumko india mai paida kerke galti ker di tumko to Korea mai kerna chaiye tha,..... Shakal indian hai harkate korean wali
Aur yeh sab dekh ke muje samajh a gya ki
My family gave me freedom with limits that's why I never cross my limits
Aur mere papa ke alawa pure gher ko pata hai ki muje bts se lagav hai papa ko is lite nahi kyuki mai unse zyada close nahi hu
........
Bye bye meri bakwas sunke
1323 words 💜
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