Group Chat: Hogwarts Most Dysfunctional Misfits
Saturday
2:30A.M.
Elijah🥀
Who changed the chat's name
Jasmine🌊
3 guesses...
Alix❄
...
Bella🔮
Alix Avery Cameron Drew-Carson!
Evelyn⚜
Oh shit...
Simon🖤
Do any of you people know the definition of sleep?
Addison💜
What's sleep?
Evelyn⚜
Never heard of this bitch...
Alix❄
Nope! Never seen her before...
Captino⏳
How do you lot cope?
Hina💖
We don't
Ruby🦋
We just sit back and enjoy the drama that unfolds...
Captino⏳
I'm seeing some logic as to why Alix changed the name to what it is...
Alix❄
Thank you!!
Simon🖤
Also, Alix. I thought you said you were gonna change your profile pic
Alix❄
Yeah, I lied. I'm not getting rid of Oogie Boogie!!
Addison💜
Yeah. Me and Alix are just sat with Oogie Boogie's song on
Elijah🥀
So that's what I've been hearing for the past TWO HOURS!!
Lucas❣
It's always those 2...
Bella🔮
Guess it's better than blasting Melanie Martinez's Fire Drill on a bluetooth speaker at THREE IN THE MORNING!!...
Evelyn⚜
WHY WASN'T I INVITED?!
Addison💜
Alix. You, me and Evelyn are watching K-12 tonight
Alix❄
Yes!!
Elijah🥀
Since when was this planned?
Evelyn⚜
Just now actually
Bella🔮
If I'm gonna get through this then I'm adding the others...
Bella added 4 people to the chat
Rick✨
Sup Bitches and Bros and Nonbinary Hoes!!
Alix❄
Yes!!
Daisy🌸
I swear one of these days I'm actually going to kill him
Carter🎆
No you won't and you know it
Daisy🌸
Yeah, you got me there....
Bella🔮
Sometimes I forget Rick is dating Carter and that Daisy is Rick's twin...
Alix❄
Future Brother and Sister-In-Law!!!
Carter🎆
Alix, no!!
Rick✨
I mean they're not wrong...
Alix❄
See, even Rick agrees with me!
Carter🎆
Anyone else feel betrayed right now?
Daisy🌸
Bitch, I'm right here
Also where the fuck is my Girlfriend at?!
Eleanor🕸
Sorry, was helping Elijah with something
Elijah🥀
Thanks again Sis 💚
Eleanor🕸
Anytime ❤
Lucas❣
Gotta love some wholesome siblings...
Bella🔮
Honestly, I forgot Eleanor was Elijah's big sister...
Captino⏳
Bella. How sleep deprived are you that you not only forgot Daisy and Rick are twins but also forgot that Eleanor is Elijah's sister?!
Bella🔮
I haven't slept in like a few days...
Alix❄
If you don't sleep for like 72 hours you'll start seeing shit...
Eleanor🕸
How would you...?
Carter🎆
They couldn't sleep and didn't sleep for like 72 hours and they were seeing some very weird shit that wasn't actually there
Rick✨
Didn't they come downstairs saying something about purple unicorns and crayons....
Alix❄
No it was purple goblins eating crayons and blue gremlins drinking paint....
Simon🖤
Alix, I love you but what the actual fuck?!
Alix❄
I don't know. IT'S CALLED BEING SLEEP DEPRIVED!!!
Rick✨
You should probably stop drinking coffee and Monster before going to bed then!!
Alix❄
No
Absolutely not
Fucking forget it!!
Carter🎆
I remember this one time where Alix and Rick were listening to Fall Out Boy and Alix asked Rick what his favourite FOB song was and he said "High Hopes" or "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Rick✨
Yeah then Alix looked me dead in the eyes and said "That's Panic! At The Disco"
Alix❄
Yeah. The whole sentence I said was, "That's Panic! At The Disco, you fucking idiotic dumb hoe"
Addison💜
Holy shit...
Simon🖤
Remind me not to mix up songs and artists please...
Alix❄
You do that and you lose boyfriend privileges for a week
Simon🖤
Well shit. You're very passionate about stuff you like, aren't you?
Alix❄
Yep!!
Daisy🌸
Has everyone here watched Six: The Musical??
Alix❄
FUCK YES!!!
Rick✨
You know full well that I have cause I watched it with you
Carter🎆
Alix has made me watch it 3 times...
Rick✨
Catherine Parr all the way!!
Daisy🌸
I know. You sing her parts everytime we watch it!
Eleanor🕸
Daisy, you can't say anything you're like that with Katherine Howard
Rick✨
And you with Anne of Cleves!
Carter🎆
And Alix with Anne Boleyn...
Hina💖
I like Jane Seymour
Evelyn⚜
That's actually not surprising...
Ruby🦋
My favourite is Catherine of Aragon...
Carter🎆
How the hell did this chat go from whatever the hell it was before we got here to Six The Musical?!
Rick✨
I kinda wanna send the lyrics to either Ex-Wives or House of Holbein or Six
Daisy🌸
Maybe House of Holbein or Six cause I don't think the others would appreciate it we spam them with lyrics from a songs that's 10 seconds away from 6 fucking minutes...
Ruby🦋
I wanna send the lyrics to Six
Alix❄
YES!!
Carter🎆
Alix, have much coffee have you had?
Alix❄
None...
Rick✨
Daisy can I tell the others about that weird ass conversation we had about Jellyfish?!
Daisy🌸
Why?!
Rick✨
Cause it's funny
Eleanor🕸
Is this the conversation that happened when you had to stay in your dorm cause you were really ill and Daisy messaged you during lunch or something
Rick✨
Yeah..
Carter🎆
Oh yeah.. That was funny
Daisy🌸
I don't remember how that conversation even came to exist...
Rick✨
I don't hear you denying it was funny sis
Elijah🥀
Me and Ele message each other random shit all the time
Eleanor🕸
Language Eli!!
Elijah🥀
British bitch!!
Eleanor🕸
Every. Fucking. Time
Lucas❣
He was tempted to type something in Latin..
Elijah🥀
:)
Bella🔮
No!
Elijah🥀
:(
Hina💖
What's happening?
Evelyn⚜
Hina 🤍
Captino⏳
Hina can you please come do damage control with your girlfriend please?
Evelyn⚜
What's that supposed to mean?!
Hina💖
I'm coming over and I'm bringing a movie which one do you want?
Evelyn⚜
The Greatest Showman cause I know how much you like it
Hina💖
Zak Efron...
Evelyn⚜
Okay, you got me but can you blame me after you made me watch all 3 High School Musical movies
Alix❄
Scream is a good song from Senior Year
Elijah🥀
Can someone PLEASE come binge Barbie movies with me...
Rick✨
Gladly and I'm bringing Daisy
Lucas❣
This chat is changing topics left and right...
Alix❄
Cause we're chaotic
Jasmine🌊
Out of pure curiosity, what's everyone's favourite number? Mine's 69
Ruby🦋
🤣 of course it is!! Mine's 17
Simon🖤
47
Bella🔮
1402
Eleanor🕸
1805
Rick✨
13
Captino⏳
42
Evelyn⚜
1912
Daisy🌸
2355
Lucas❣
25
Coedur🌺
12
Hina💖
2509
Carter🎆
3110
Elijah🥀
11037
Alix❄
7 or 311010
Addison💜
37
Lucas❣
Really Eli?!
Elijah🥀
Yes!!
Alix❄
Oh my god!! LEON!!
Jasmine🌊
Where did Leon come from?!
Eleanor🕸
11037- LEON
Evelyn⚜
Why?!
Lucas❣
Danganronpa...
Elijah🥀
Excuse me while I go cry over Alix's number
Hina💖
Which one?
Eleanor🕸
311010
Carter🎆
Alix?!
Evelyn⚜
Just remembered the reference behind that number and I'm off to join Elijah...
Hina💖
?!
Addison💜
Full Metal Alchemist...
Hina💖
Oh wait. I remember now...
Bella🔮
This chat is a mess and whoever made this must be regretting life right now...
Rick✨
...
Bella, you made this chat...
Bella🔮
I know...
And I'm doing this:
Bella disabled the chat for 24 hours