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Police: "A Fiend appeared in a residence in East Nerima Ward. At present, civilians have been evacuated and we've sealed off the building."
Police: "The target is holed up in a room on the second floor, we'll leave the rest to you."
Police 2: "The guy next to L/N and hayakawa a rookie?"
Denji: "Hey, whats a fiend?"
Aki: "..Say what? Did you not even get an elementary education?"
Denji: "nope, i didnt."
Y/N: "Well.. that explains why it took so long to teach you 2+2 YOU FAGG-"
It cuts to them going inside the house
Aki: "A devil who's taken over a human corpse.. that's a Fiend.."
Denji: "huh.. doesn't that make me, and Y/N Fiend then?"
Y/N: "A Fiend has a characteristic thing on their heads dumbass. you'll see it for yourself, piss hair"
Y/N said while spinning his sharp knife
Y/N: "...He looks like my nutsack."
Aki: "a Fiend has the Devil's personality. Denji, this time you kill it. Show me your Devil powers, so i can judge you if you're useful like Y/N"
Fiend: "D-DONT LOOK AT ME! ILL KILL YO-"
Y/N: "Welp, now thats over i gotta take a piss. Be right back."
Y/N leaves the two alone to go to the bathroom of the house
Y/N opens the door of the bathroom and goes inside, he unzips his pants and lets the waterfall loose.
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Y/N finishes and goes back to the second floor to see aki leaving
Y/N: "Hm? What happened?"
Aki: "None of your business."
Y/N: "..Okay...?"
Y/N goes inside the room where the fiend was killed
Y/N: "Hey, piss hair what happened between yo-"
Denji: "I wanna feel some tits....-"
Y/N then punches some sense into Denji's brain
Y/N: "Piss hair."
Denji: "HEY! WHATS THE DEAL?! MY GOAL IS JUST TO TOUCH SOME-"
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Denji: "Tits!"
Makima: "Stits?"
Y/N would roll his eyes
Aki: "Pay attention dumbass!"
Aki said to denji
Denji: "ah."
Makima: "Anyways, i'm going to have you pair you up with a buddy."
Denji: "Buddy?"
Makima: "For safety's sakes, we have people always work in two-man teams for patrolling and missions, but.. Y/N will have to keep watch on you two because he calls you 'Retards'."
Y/N: "No promises that they won't get into trouble."
Makima: "Be careful.. shes a Fiend"
Denji: "Eh?-"
Power: "YOSHAA! BOW BEFORE ME, HUMAN! MY NAME IS POWER! ARE YOU THE SO-CALLED 'BUDDY'?!"
Denji: "WAIT, YOUR NAME IS POWER?!? AND YOUR A FIEND????! CAN A FIEND EVEN WORK AT A DEVIL HUNTING JO-"
Denji: "WELL WHATEVER! NICE TO MEET YOU!"
Y/N: "SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP!!"
Aki's mind: "RESIST THE URGE TO BITCH SLAP THEM, RESIST THE URGE TO BITCH SLAP THEM, RESIST THE URGE TO BITCH SLAP THEM, RESIST THE URGE TO BITCH SLAP THE-"
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END!!!!