Homestar Saga

By DestroyatronMk8

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The pixens are a people without a planet. Forced to live as refugees, they eke out a living as adult entertai... More

Chapter 1: The Only Thing Worse Than a Human
Chapter 2: Madlad Mims
Chapter 3: Battle for the Big Mama
Chapter 4: Public Relations
Chapter 5: Tact and Diplomacy
Chapter 6: Crime, Commerce, and Cake
Chapter 7: Girl Talk
Chapter 8: Incursion
Chapter 9: Reinforcements
Chapter 10: Charge of the Gunzerker
Chapter 11: Suicide Run
Chapter 12: Kamikaze
Chapter 13: Everything New is Old Again
Chapter 14: Jumpdrive
Chapter 15: The Darkening
Chapter 16: Neutral Species
Chapter 17: Take Me To Your Leader
Chapter 18: Dubious Employer
Chapter 19: Analog
Chapter 20: Derelict
Chapter 21: Move Fast and Break Stuff
Chapter 22: Pressing Concerns
Chapter 23: Agent of the Xill
Chapter 24: Outcasts
Chapter 25: Hunters of the Void
Chapter 26: Bigger Guns
Chapter 27: Bigger Guns
Chapter 28: Boarding Party
Chapter 29: Scargiver
Chapter 30: Agent of Terra
Chapter 31: Secrets
Chapter 32: Code Galactica
Chapter 33: Galactica Protocol
Chapter 34: Debrief
Chapter 35: Aldara Remembers
Chapter 36: Space Captain
Chapter 37: Recompense
Chapter 38: Panic Attack
Chapter 39: There Are No More Akindi
Chapter 40: Mimsey Get Your Guns
Chapter 41: The Price of Fame
Chapter 42: Mommy Issues
Chapter 43: The Tallest
Chapter 44: The Art of Intimidation
Chapter 45: Mobs and Monsters
Chapter 46: Public Transport
Chapter 47: The Hall of Masters
Chapter 48: To Krog or Not to Krog
Chapter 49: Technically the Truth
Chapter 50: Almost Perfect
Interlude 1: Prey Animals
Chapter 51: Distress Call
Chapter 52: Literally Pirates
Chapter 53: Civilians
Chapter 54: Shoulda Woulda Coulda
Chapter 55: Conversations With Cat People
Chapter 56: Already Dead
Chapter 57: A Force For Good
Chapter 58: The Big Dirty
Chapter 59: No Cake For You
Chapter 60: Don't Get Caught
Chapter 61: Tortuga
Chapter 62: Out of Beer
Chapter 63: War Games
Chapter 64: Hostage
Chapter 65: Starlost
Chapter 66: Dark Matter
Chapter 67: Boundaries
Chapter 68: Abomination
Chapter 69: Trial of the Pixens
Chapter 70: Accidents and Stupid Ideas
Chapter 71: Time to Rock and Roll
Chapter 72: Symphony of Destruction
Chapter 73: The Fall of the Random Encounter
Chapter 74: False Alarm
Chapter 75: Fight or Flight
Chapter 76: Deux Ex Machina
Chapter 77: The Long Con
Chapter 78: Born in Blood
Chapter 79: The Crystal City
Chapter 80: Only I Remain
Chapter 81: The Peacekeeper
Chapter 82: Collective Bargaining
Chapter 83: The Pixen Technocracy
Chapter 84: City 43
Chapter 85: The Longest Night
Chapter 86: Saving the City
Chapter 87: Non-Standard
Chapter 88: Robot Army
Chapter 89: Reba
Chapter 90: The Homestar
Chapter 91: Agents of Pixa
Chapter 92: Head Pixen In Charge
Chapter 93: Messenger Duty
Chapter 94: The Pixen Stellar Defense Force
Chapter 95: No Mercy For Slavers
Chapter 96: Wheel Theory
Chapter 97: Stingers
Chapter 98: Trust
Chapter 99: Side Trip
Chapter 100: Crystal Communion
Chapter 101: Out of Range
Chapter 102: Klaath Queens
Chapter 103: Infection
Chapter 104: Ace in the Hole
Chapter 105: Last Resort
Chapter 106: A Nice Surprise
Chapter 107: Playing Dress-up
Chapter 108: Trade Deal
Chapter 109: Shindig
Chapter 110: Tactical Necessity
Chapter 111: New Guy
Chapter 112: First Lesson
Chapter 113: Cunning and Brave
Chapter 115: Infowars
Chapter 116: Counterintelligence
Chapter 117: Rescue
Chapter 118: Monster on Board
Chapter 119: Varma Award
Chapter 120: They Know
Chapter 121: Failure
Chapter 122: The Fall of Brilend Prime
Chapter 123: The Fifth Law of Power
Chapter 124: Running
Chapter 125: The Enterprise
Chapter 126: Invasion
Chapter 127: Fools Flailing in the Dark
Chapter 128: Annihilation Retrieval
Chapter 129: The Last Hope
Chapter 130: Still Standing
Chapter 131: Harbinger
Chapter 132: Costly Declaration
Chapter 133: Already Losing
Chapter 134: Pretending to be Professionals
Chapter 135: Operation BACKLINE
Chapter 136: Coffee
Chapter 137: Meeting of the Minds
Chapter 138: Wake Up Call
Chapter 139: The Silence of the Xill
Chapter 140: The Other Shoe
Chapter 141: Publicity Stunt
Chapter 142: More Expendable
Chapter 143: Soul Gaze
Chapter 144: Motivational Speaker Mims
Chapter 145: Doomsday Clock
Chapter 146: Insufficient
Chapter 147: One Shot
Chapter 148: Pursuit
Chapter 149: Eight on One
Chapter 150: Wrath of the Skygem
Chapter 151: Jewel of the Sky
Chapter 152: Learned Behaviors
Chapter 153: Learned Behaviors
Chapter 154: Rules of Engagement
Chapter 155: Assault on Aldara
Chapter 156: Smart Humans and Stupid AI
Chapter 157: Way of the Starfang
Chapter 158: Shell Game
Chapter 159: Tactically Unsound
Chapter 160: Monster In Paradise
Chapter 161: Gunboat Diplomacy
Chapter 162: The Privilege Of The Strong
Chapter 163: Motherless Sons
Chapter 164: Defector
Chapter 165: Spite and Spycraft
Chapter 166: Love and Loss
Chapter 167: The Return of the Klaath
Chapter 168: Connor Protocol
Chapter 169: Frame-Up
Chapter 170: A Game of Death
Chapter 171: Ambush
Chapter 172: The Nature of Revenge
Chapter 173: The Friends We Break Along the Way
Chapter 174: Old Scores
Chapter 175: Unchained Melody
Chapter 176: Immigrant Song
Chapter 177: Easy Prey
Chapter 178: Secret Meeting
Chapter 179: Genocide Agenda
Chapter 180: Expedition
Chapter 181: Where No One Has Gone Before
Chapter 182: Unidentified Flying Objects

Chapter 114: Game Plan

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"Here's what we know." Captain was on the bridge of the Random Encounter, along with Yvian, Kilroy, and Scarrend. Lissa was still on the Priderender, but she'd been tied into the meeting through the comms. The Random Encounter was on its way to dock with the Vrrl ship, but Mims had decided the meeting was too urgent to wait for the rendezvous. Mims typed into a console attached to the holodisplay in the center of the bridge.

"Two days ago, the Brilend Militia detected an object heading for Brilend Prime." Mims finished typing, and the holodisplay came to life. "One object. Spherical." The display showed a metal sphere. The silvery ball didn't look nearly as ominous as it should. The thing would have been almost innocuous, if Yvian hadn't recognized it as a Vore Sphere. And if the sensor readings didn't show it was four thousand kilometers wide and traveling at a quarter of the speed of light. "The Militia reported the thing to the Military, but the real panic started when they realized it was decelerating and recalculated its trajectory." The display shifted, showing the predicted course of the sphere, along with the predicted orbit of the Brilend homeworld. "It's slowing down fast, but calculations indicate it will be moving over five hundred kilometers a second when it hits the planet. Which it will do in..." He checked the time on the console. "Seventy six hours."

"The Scourge." Scarrend let out a rumbling growl. "I wasn't expecting them so soon. This will be a fine opportunity. How do we plan to kill them?"

"We don't," said the human.

"What?" Yvian stared at the man.

"We don't," the human repeated. "We're not planning to fight the Vore. Not now, anyway."

"Why not?" asked Lissa over the comm. "We've got the means."

"We're the only ones with the means," Yvian piled on. "If we don't help..."

"The planet and everyone on it will die," the human finished for her. "I know."

"Then why...?"

"Because it's too fast." Mims pointed at the display. "And we don't have enough time."

"This unit assisted the human with combat simulations," Kilroy chimed in. "Our chances of destroying the Vore with the resources at hand are zero point zero six percent."

"If we had a month, things would be different." The human folded his arms. "We could get far enough out and accelerate ourselves enough to keep pace with the bastards by the time they hit the sector. Hell, might even be we'd get the Military to work with us. But three days?" He shook his head. "We can't hit them."

"Can't hit?" Scarrend frowned. His gaze settled on Yvian. "Of course. Reaction time variance."

"What?" Yvian asked.

"Reaction time variance." The Vrrl repeated.

"Meatbag reaction times can only be calculated to within a certain range," Kilroy explained. "The interface with Lucendian technology adds additional variables as well. The range of time between when you are signaled to initiate a pulse and when the pulse is initiated can vary by up to one tenth of one second."

"Our margin for error would be a lot smaller than that," said the Captain. "Milliseconds, at the speeds we're dealing with. And we'd only get one shot. If the Pulse doesn't get them all, the whole Sphere will be operational again in minutes."

"What if I did it?" asked Scarrend.

"What if you did what?" asked the Captain.

"Yvian can ask Skygem to give me an implant," the Vrrl explained. "My reflexes are better than a pixen's. I could time the Pulse."

Mims frowned. "Kilroy?"

"Vrrl reflexes are faster than a pixen's," Kilroy reported, "but that does not affect the differences within Skygem itself. Variance calculated as seven one hundredths of one second."

"Not good enough," said the Captain.

"There has to be a way," Yvian pressed. "What about the anti-tech field?" The Skygem couldn't push a field nearly as far as City 43, but she could still shut down every computer within a hundred thousand kilometers.

"Same problem," said the Captain. "We can't match its speed. Inertia would take it out of the field in a couple minutes."

"We do not have the capabilities to halt or destroy such a large mass of Vore in that amount of time," Kilroy added.

"Especially with the field shutting down most of our tech." Mims added.

"The Empire could," Scarrend pointed out. His ears flattened. "But there's no way we could get there in time."

"Maybe there is." Lissa's voice perked Yvian up. "The Starfang Empire's already got a jumpdrive, right?"

"Yes," said the Vrrl. "But it still needs to be reverse engineered."

"But they've got the tech," said Lissa. "And we're allies now. There's no reason not to share. We've got thousands of Gladiator class fighters that have them and don't need them."

"We could outfit a fleet." Warmaster Scathach's deep rumble came out of the comm. Yvian hadn't known he'd been listening in. "With sufficient firepower to eradicate a planet. If you can shut down the Scourge for a full minute, the Vrrl Starfang Empire will do the rest."

"Ok." Mims nodded to himself. "Sounds like a plan. But that's not why I called the meeting." Yvian raised an eyebrow. The human shrugged. "I called this meeting because Brilend's not evacuating. We need a game plan to get our people out."

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