Ch.99: Bizarre Game Plan; Doors Open to the Fetus Ghost Thief 2
"My lady?" Xie Lian exclaimed.
Lan Chang's face was white as a sheet and she couldn't utter a single word. Suddenly, it was like something in her belly exploded, and the abdomen that was flat before swelled into a large ball, almost ripping that long dress part, and rolls of black smoke were leaking out of the seams.
Many winced at the sight while some paled.
"I applaud her," Yizhen said. "it's obviously painful but she was willing to endure it for her baby."
"A mother's love is really different," Jun Wu agreed.
Some frowned at his comment.
The female ghosts were loosening their hold but Lan Chang held on to her belly with a death grip, yelling in alarm, "STOP MESSIN' AROUND!"
"...I feel bad for her, she just wants to take her baby back," Banyue said. "Will she be punished?"
"She will for endangering the entire city," Hua Cheng nodded firmly.
'And for acting badly towards Gege,' he added in his mind.
"Okay," Banyue nodded.
She might feel bad for the ghost but she knew that every action has consequences. She chose to steal the baby so she must face the consequence of it.
It was that fetus spirit in her womb that was thrashing about. Hua Cheng said calmly, "Gege, stand back."
"It's fine!" Xie Lian exclaimed.
"Your highness, you should listen to the crimson rain more," He Xuan decided to speak. "Many would be saddened if you get injured or die."
Many nodded in agreement as Qing Xuan nodded furiously, "That's right, tell him!"
Lan Chang fell to her knees on the ground, her face twisting with agony, "LISTEN TO ME! BE GOOD! JUST BE GOOD!!! STOP MESSIN' AROUND!!!"
"It's a fetus, it won't listen," Feng Xin said although his tone was, unknown to him, more gentle which caused many to look weirded out.
"Lady Lan Chang, just let it out first."
Lan Chang shook her head wildly, "NO! NONONO! I will keep him in my womb and raise him well for sure, he won't go out to harm anyone anymore!
"How can you assure that when you can't even make sure it won't harm you," Mu Qing scoffed.
My lord, please I beg you, don't take my son away. I've searched for him for centuries! Don't take my son away! Don't hand him to those scoundrels in the heavens!"
"How pitiful," Yushi Huang said with a sad look. "I hope she'd get a happy ending soon with her child."
It seemed the ghosts and demons in the Ghost City were aware that Xie Lian was of the heavenly realm after all.
"You never bothered hiding it," Yin Yu murmured.
"How did they know?" Yizhen asked but got no answer although some did sigh.
Lan Chang wailed and started rolling on the ground, holding her abdomen, as if her belly no longer made part of her body and was instead its own live creature, shrinking at times, swelling at times, and moved all around at times.
"Technically, it isn't part of her anymore," Pei Ming said, trying to lighten the tense mood.
He failed.
The black smoke was growing thicker; it must've regained some strength after having recovered some in its mother's womb, and was ready to start trouble again. The crowd of female ghosts had broken up but went back to hold her down, yet they were powerless, and all the other ghosts on the left clamoured, "WE GOT THIS!" and rushed forward to push her down.
"Not sure that's the best idea," Pei Su said with slight worry.
It was pandemonium and Xie Lian clenched his fists, shouting, "MY LADY LAN CHANG! THE POWER OF THE FETUS IN YOUR BELLY IS MUCH STRONGER THAN YOURS, IT CAN HURT YOU BUT YOU COULDN'T BEAR TO HURT IT, YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING! IT WILL SUCK YOU DRY SOONER OR LATER, LET IT OUT NOW!"
Some winced or stared in shock at Xie Lian's shouting; really, the man was always so composed so seeing the different emotions he was portraying in this place was always interesting no matter how many times they see it.
"Gege, you shouldn't shout too much, it will damage your voice," Hua Cheng told Xie Lian.
"But I needed to gain her attention since everyone's to-" Hua Cheng interrupted him.
"I'll do it for you next time, Gege, don't worry."
If Lan Chang refused to let go of the thing hidden in her belly herself, she was going to be sucked dry and ripped apart by that cruel and violent fetus spirit sooner or later, which would leave Xie Lian no choice but to personally cut it out himself. Although it might be better than watching her being ripped apart by her own son, but unless there was really no other way, it really wasn't something he wanted to do.
"Would make your life easier though," Qi Rong shrugged. "Who cares about her? It's her fault for stealing the fetus."
He didn't want to do it, and he certainly wouldn't want Hua Cheng to do it for him.
"He'd definitely be willing, though," Yin Yu mumbled, trying to act innocent when Hua Cheng looked at him.
However, this female ghost Lan Chang was stubborn as a mule, and even as she wailed in agony she refused to let that fetus spirit out. This couldn't go on for much longer, so Xie Lian would rather do it himself.
"...Did I?" Xie Lian looked horrified even though he knew it would be the right
He gritted his teeth and cried, "EXCUSE MY IMPOSITION!"
However, when he his hand reached for Fang Xin's hilt, Hua Cheng immediately held him down, telling him with a serious voice, "No need."
At the same time, a flash of golden light suddenly erupted from the centre of her abdomen, its rays stabbing at that crowd of ghosts and monsters and they all screamed, fleeing to give her room, "WHAT THE SHIT!?"
"Of course the crimson rain will save the day for his highness," Pei Ming teased.
"Naturally," Hua Cheng smiled as Xie Lian blushed a little.
Some wanted to ask what he did but didn't want to interrupt the sweet moment so they just focused on watching.
Xie Lian fixed his eyes on it, and when that golden light died down, the fetus spirit that was desperate to rush out seemed to be fettered by something, and Lan Chang's abdomen flatten down to its normal form. The thing that fettered it was a belt on her waist.
That belt looked normal and indistinct, but when Xie Lian took a good look, he was astonished, "...Why would something like this be on you?"
"Hmm?" Wu Du looked interested as to why the prince looked so shocked. "Does the fetus have something on it?"
Even if its colour had faded from wash, Xie Lian could tell that that belt was something that belonged to the heavens.
Many had wide eyes.
"From the heavens? How did a measly fetus managed to do such a thing I couldn't even achieve!" Qi Rong looked enraged.
"You suck," Pei Ming simply said. "But that is worrying."
There were many objects in heaven that were artful spiritual devices. Thus, only in dire circumstances would they show themselves to protect their masters in a moment of urgency. Also, even if the embroidered patterns on it was heavily rubbed off and damaged, Xie Lian could still determine that it must be the 'Golden Belt' that only heavenly officials could possess.
Looking at its make, it was also from one of the Upper Court!
Everyone in the room looked at each other, wondering if the father was in the room with them.
"General Pei, do you have something to say?" Qi Rong smirked.
"That kid isn't mine," Pei Ming scowled at the green ghost. "I would know."
"Like how you knew the bride stealer was your beloved fling?" Hua Cheng teased.
Pei Ming kept his mouth shut.
In the heavenly realm, to gift a Golden Belt was a trendy act of elegance, and it possessed a special meaning. If a male official was to gift his belt to another, it was a gesture of affection, and there was no need to further explain what the 'special meaning' would be.
More people glanced at Pei Ming suspiciously while he felt offended.
Really, was he the only one capable of having a romantic life in the heavens?
Thus, something like a belt would of course not be easily given away, and not so easily lost either.
Xie Lian gaped, "My lady, could it be, your child..."
He trailed off as he suddenly remembered, that no matter if this was the lair of evil,
"Pfft, he thinks your city is a lair of evil!" Qi Rong laughed as Xie Lian blushed in embarrassment.
"T-that's not true!" Xie Lian exclaimed as Hua Cheng acted hurt.
Everyone ignored the two.
to inquire such personal details of a woman in public wasn't a courteous thing to do, so he immediately cut himself off.
"Always the gentleman," Yushi Huang smiled.
Lan Chang instantly cried, "NO!"
'I haven't even said anything, what are you saying "no" to?' Xie Lian wondered.
"What you're insinuating is obvious," Mu Qing said.
He asked instead, "Did you depend on this Golden Belt to support yourself throughout the past seven, eight hundred years?"
"....Wow," someone let out but no one knew who as most people felt the same.
Hearing this, all the female ghosts were stunned, "...HOLY SHIT LAN CHANG, YER THAT OLD?!"
"DIDN'CHA ALWAYS SAY YER ONLY THREE HUNDRED SUMTHIN'?"
"NO, SHE'S EVEN SAID SHE WAS TWO HUNDRED BEFORE!! YA FALSIFYIN' YER AGE!!!"
"...Is that really important now?" Ling Wen raised a brow.
"Apparently so," Banyue replied.
That fetus spirit had about seven to eight hundred years of cultivation, then its mother would naturally be around that age too. However, that female ghost Lan Chang didn't possess that heavy of a grudge, so to be able to stay in the corporeal world for so long as a normal ghost the Golden Belt with such immense spiritual powers must've helped her out a great deal. If the father of that fetus spirit was a heavenly official, then it made sense for it to be so vicious.
A heavenly official having had an affair with a mortal woman, who knows if he ended up abandoning or neglecting her, but that woman met a violent end, her baby forcibly removed from her womb. Now both mother and son had become of the ghost realm, and that fetus could very well have murdered countless others. No matter what, this affair was no less serious than the affair with Xuan Ji, and it even seemed rather similar.
"It's not me!" Pei Ming cried out.
"...I-I'm sure the general isn't that hated by his lovers," Pei Su tried reassuring but failed.
As for how to deal with this, Xie Lian had already decided. He immediately turned to Hua Cheng and said, "San Lang, this lady..."
No need for him to say more, Hua Cheng said, "Do what you must. No need to ask me."
"Isn't that always the case?" Qian Qiu murmured.
"Hn." Xie Lian acquiesced softly.
Once receiving permission, he turned to Lan Chang.
Just then, all the ghosts were demanding, "LAN CHANG LAN CHANG, WHO'S THE DAD TO YER BABY???"
"WHAT AN OUTRAGE! DID HE ONLY CARE FOR KILLING BUT NOT BURIAL? HE ONLY CARED TO KNOCK YA UP BUT NOT RAISE THE KID?"
"JUST WHO IS IT? YA GOTTA AVENGE YASELF!"
"Yeah!" Qi Rong agreed with a nasty grin, obviously wanting to watch the shit show that was about to go down.
Lan Chang gritted her teeth and glared at Xie Lian, "...Who else can it be?"
Some frowned at the woman's audacity to glare at the prince.
She hadn't said the name but Xie Lian understood, "Come to the Heavenly Court with me."
"NO!!!" Lan Chang immediately shouted.
"Is she still trying to protect the man?" Yizhen asked. "How loyal."
Of course it was useless for her to say no; willing or not Xie Lian must take her away.
"It's too dangerous otherwise," Wu Du agreed.
Xie Lian hardened his expression and said solemnly, "This fetus spirit is exceedingly violent; who knows how much blood is on its hands. The case has become too convoluted, you can't protect it. This must be confronted and reported to the Heavenly Court. If that heavenly official is an honest one, or if there was some kind of misunderstanding between you, then we can have you and your child be recognized, and have the matter with the child dealt with. If that heavenly official has wronged you or did something even worse, then there's even more reason for you to demand justice. No matter what, this fetus spirit is your son, but also his son. How can anyone else interfere if the father is ignorant of this affair?"
"Yes, the father should be responsible of his own actions," many agreed.
The ghosts all thought his speech made sense. Also, if they let Lan Chang take her son to cause a riot in the heavens, then how exciting would that be? The bigger the chaos the better, even! So they all urged, "Yea, Lan Chang, what are you afraid of?! Go settle yer score with that guy!"
"If he won't recognize you we'll burn down his temples!"
"How...supportive?" Banyue didn't know if that was the correct word considering they seemed more interested with the drama and the opportunity to burn down a temple then to help her.
Xie Lian turned to Hua Cheng, "I will make a trip up to the Heavenly Court this instant and report this affair at once."
Lan Chang however, was still objecting but knew she couldn't stop him. After snapping back from her shock, she suddenly bowed down to Hua Cheng and said, "My lord, thank you for your kindness and grace in sheltering me!"
Many looked surprised.
Xie Lian was taken aback, and she continued, "Lan Chang setting fires to Paradise Manor was out of desperation, and broke the rules of Ghost City, I am ever so sorry! Pray my lord won't hold it against me."
"So she can be kind," He Xuan scoffed.
"She was probably acting like that so no one could hurt her," Qing Xuan said, looking pitiful at the screen.
She had always been a sauntering shrew, but when she opened her mouth now, it was as if she was a different person, making many of the demons and monsters who were familiar with her watch in shock. Hua Cheng however, still appeared indifferent and turned to Xie Lian, "Gege came by in too much of a hurry this time. I'll wait for you to come down again and host you properly next time."
"Pfft!" some couldn't help it but laugh.
"He really only has eyes for one person!" Pei Ming said in glee.
Xie Lian nodded then took Lan Chang and rushed straight to the heavens.
As he walked down the main streets of the Heavenly Court, he announced in the spiritual communication array, "Everyone! Please do make way to the Great Martial Hall. There's something that needs to be discussed." He exited the array the moment he was done, and didn't waste any time, bringing Lan Chang to the Great Martial Hall. Due to the fact that Lan Chang was a female ghost and couldn't enter the golden pavilion, Xie Lian waited outside with her for a moment until Jun Wu himself arrived and gave permission before Lan Chang was allowed in.
It didn't take long before all the heavenly officials present in the Heavenly Court made their way to the hall, and when they saw that crude female ghost in heavy makeup who stood clashingly next to Xie Lian, they were all bewildered. A black clad heavenly official strolled into the hall, and when he saw what was in the centre of the hall he paused for a moment. It was Mu Qing. Lan Chang also glanced at him and immediately lowered her head, her lips quivering. Mu Qing however, didn't show any reaction, and only asked plainly, "Your Highness, who is that woman?"
"Oya?" Pei Ming had a Cheshire smile on his face as he looked at Mu Qing. "Could it be the unexpected person's lover?"
"Of course not," Mu Qing immediately denied with a frown. "I was probably just surprised to see his highness with a lady on his side."
Hearing the word "Your Highness", Lan Chang's face changed and looked at Xie Lian, as if remembering something, but wasn't too sure.
"She did come from his nation," Wu Du said.
Just then, both the Wind and Water Masters arrived too, a pair of brothers who looked quite similar to each other, each with their own fans fanning gently, their white robes fluttering, painting a beautiful picture.
He Xuan wanted to look away, fearful he would have a blush, but couldn't.
Qing Xuan looked extremely...majestic.
Shi Qingxuan fanned as he spoke, "Yea, Temple Master. Why did you bring up a female ghost today?"
Xie Lian was puzzled, "Temple Master?" What Temple Master? Of Puqi Shrine? Why the sudden address? Then he realized, Shi Qingxuan probably meant 'Temple Master of Qiandeng Temple'!
He didn't know how to acknowledge the title and could only pretend he didn't hear. Shi Qingxuan however, was cheerfully pleased;
Wu Du couldn't help the smile that left his lips.
Really, his sibling was the best when happy.
he greeted around then turned to the ghost,
"Eh? This female ghost jiejie has something in her belly??? Why do I feel it's..."
He said as he approached, looking like he wanted to touch. Shi Wudu snapped his fan shut and shouted, "Qingxuan!"
"That's rude," Wu Du scolded.
"Yes~" Qing Xuan pouted.
Shi Qingxuan's hand instantly shrank back, and he tried to justify himself, "I just thought there was an aura of evil, and wanted to see if there's something dangerous..."
Shi Wudu admonished, "You're a man, and a heavenly official.
"Not really~" Qing Xuan grinned. "I'm a girl right now!"
Wu Du just (fondly) sighed.
This is the Great Martial Hall, how can you do something so disgraceful? Don't turn into a woman either! Even in a woman's form it's equally disgraceful, change back right this instant!"
Qing Xuan pouted at her brother who only sighed again.
"I'll gain white hair because of him," Wu Du sighed.
"You already have some," both his friends said in unison.
Ling Wen shook hier head, folded a stack of documents and reports under her arm and approached to place his hand on Lan Chang's belly. After a moment of pause, she dropped her hand and hummed, "What a vicious fetus spirit. How many hundreds of years old?"
"About seven to eight hundred years." Xie Lian answered.
He gave an account of the two times he met the fetus spirit, and how the fetus spirit led to finding the female ghost after having harmed pregnant women. He didn't bring up the details of Hua Cheng and the Ghost City, and Lan Chang would naturally remain quiet on the subject.
Hua Cheng smiled at how caring his Gege is, not wanting to trouble him.
Well, it isn't any trouble as long as his enemy isn't Gege.
After he finished, Xie Lian said, "And that was how it came to be. I don't know if that heavenly official is still in this world or still working, or if there's some misunderstanding in all this, whether if he knew? That's why I brought this lady up here."
Feng Xin frowned, "If there wasn't any misunderstanding and he knew about the mother and child, to let them be without any communication is too irresponsible."
Many nodded in agreement.
"As long as the man knew, he should be responsible," Qing Xuan said passionately.
Pei Ming crossed his arms and commented leisurely, "I completely agree with General Nan Yang. This is too irresponsible. Don't know which heavenly colleague this discarded baggage belongs to but if he's on duty he best come forward himself."
Just as he finished, he felt countless eyes on him, and it was a blanket of silence inside the Great Martial Hall.
After a moment, Pei Ming said, "...Do you all have some sort of misunderstanding of me?"
Pei Ming groaned, "Even there?!"
"Well, your reputation is quite..." Pei Su didn't continue, not knowing how to say it without sounding offensive.
"..." Shi Qingxuan stopped fanning his fan too and commented, "I don't think it's a misunderstanding, more like we know you too well."
Pei Ming immediately countered, "It's not me!"
Everyone laughed dryly, and even Shi Wudu and Ling Wen didn't look like they were convinced.
Pei Ming shot the two a look as they just shrugged.
It was true that Pei Ming was very...loving when on earth.
Pei Ming was growing frustrated and supported his temple, explaining with an earnest voice, "Um... I did have some flings with women of the ghost realm before, but I really don't recognize this woman."
If those words were taken seriously, it was believable. How could the man himself not know who he had a past with? Pei Ming's promiscuity might have been criticized by many, but he had never denied any affairs, and never denounced anything he'd done; it wasn't like he couldn't afford it. The women who had an affair with him, unless they were like Xuan Ji who no longer wanted to follow him, they were all at least guaranteed a life of riches and care, soaking in wealth and sweetness. If this female ghost truly had a fleeting affair with Pei Ming whilst alive, she shouldn't have suffered having her womb ripped open, her son robbed, and become a vicious ghost.
"Exactly!" Pei Ming nodded proudly at the screen.
"True," many agreed, some begrudgingly.
Besides, Pei Ming had high standards when it came to women. Those who he flirted with were extraordinary in appearance, and he'd also preferred beauties with a natural look. As everyone could see in the hall, Lan Chang had such a heavy layer of makeup on, her real face was indiscernible; her general looks, class, and behaviour were all far different than the chosen lovers Pei Ming usually had, so when he claimed it wasn't him, everyone silently believed somewhat. Only, it was still just 'silently' and 'somewhat'. With such an occasion to see General Pei get checkmated, how fun was that? And so they stood by and watched him argue with a smile, amused and entertained.
Pei Ming swore revenge on those who looked at him like that. Well, those that aren't in this room at least because all of them in the room were strong.
At first, Xie Lian also thought the father was more than likely to be Pei Ming; he had a track record after all.
"Even you, your highness?!" Pei Ming looked betrayed as Xie Lian looked away.
But watching Pei Ming's expression, it didn't seem like he was lying, so Xie Lian wasn't so certain anymore. He recalled Hua Cheng saying that Pei Ming wasn't a shady man, that there wasn't anything to be afraid of,
"Who would have thought my only ally would be the crimson rain," Pei Ming slightly sulked.
"Who says I'm your ally?" Hua Cheng raised an eyebrow.
so after some contemplation, he added, "Before, the lady Lan Chang did ask back the question ambiguously "who else can it be", so I had also assumed. But, since General Pei denies such claims, maybe there's some misunderstanding. It can't be the same person every time after all, so why don't we ask around..."
Unexpectedly, Lan Chang suddenly spoke up, "It's not him."
Xie Lian was taken aback and turned to her. Lan Chang repeated, "It's not him."
Ling Wen commented coolly, "What, so it's not?"
Shi Wudu also politely commented, "So it actually isn't."
"..." Pei Ming turned to Shi Wudu and Ling Wen, "I already said it wasn't. The two of you are adding insult to injury. Just you wait."
Both Ling Wen and Wu Du just raised an eyebrow at Pei Ming, daring him to attack them.
Pei Ming scowled as he looked away.
The heavenly officials were all disappointed, but then became even more excited. After all, Pei Ming had always produced wanton scandals, so even if it was him, it wasn't anything new. If it wasn't him, however, it meant quite likely, there was another male official, present or not, who might be creating a 'new wave', so how could they not be thrilled?
Earlier at the Ghost City, Lan Chang had hinted clearly that it was Pei Ming, but now she was denying it. Xie Lian could feel something amiss but didn't make a show of it. He inquired, "Hm. Then who is it?"
Lan Chang stared at him, her eyes unmoving, "You."
Xie Lian thought she wasn't finished and asked, "What about me?"
"I said, that man, is you!" Lan Chang proclaimed.
There was silence for a moment before laughter emerged from a couple of people.
"Bwahahaha! So my dear cousin isn't innocent at all!" Qi Rong cried out.
"Hohoho, were you trying to blame me of your sin, your highness?" Pei Ming teased.
"Your highness, she was your lady?" Hua Cheng joined in.
Xie Lian was too speechless to speak as some looked at him in pity.
"She really loves to play jokes, huh," Qian Qiu frowned, knowing his guoshi won't do something like that.