Y/n: so there has been...3? Containment breaches...a horny statue that will snap necks, an obsessive plague doctor who I'm pretty sure is hunting to cure something that doesn't exist, along with one I hope not to run into...
Female guard runs past coved in blood
Y/n freezes and just stares down the hall for a second
Y/n: why did a bloody Korean woman just run by? WAIT WHY THE FUCK DID SHE HAVE FOX EARS?! *Sees something akin to a plastic playing card on the ground* OH SHINEY!!~ *picked it up* level two keycard?
953'S POV
953: 'I HAVE TO GET AWAY!!!!' *kills guard and takes on her form and takes the armor, weapon and her level 2 key card before hauling ass down several halls and running past y/n and unknowingly dropping her new key card (site personnel have a level 2 correct?)
A few minutes of running later we see an annoyed 953 checking all possible pockets for the now missing key card* where is it, where is it?!?
Y/n's pov: I'm probably going to regret this... *Peaks head only to see a female guard with fox ears looking for something*
Y/n: uhh?
953: ahhh fuck!!! *Hides ears* who are you?!!!
Y/n: you drop something? *Leans on the wall with a small grin as he watches her panic*
953: yea I did...the site director is going to be pissed if he finds out I lost another card...can you help me find it?.. I- ILL REWARD YOU OF COURSE!!
Y/n: what would you give me?
953: 'fuck normally they just agree!!' uhh..*gets into a cute pose* i- ill give you a kiss!..
Y/n: not interested *goes to get up*
953: 'fuck!!' I-ILL LET YOU TOUCH ME!!
Y/n: what?
953: 'yes I have his attention' I-ill let you touch...my boobs if you help me find my card
Y/n: nah *starts walking away*
953: 'im so going to fucking kill you for this!!!' I-ill let you fuck me!!!
Y/n with a slite glare: hell no!!! *Sighs* fine if you're that desperate to open that door *grins* let me touch your ears
953: 'this guy is we- *realizes and blushes* y-you want to t-touch my ears?
Y/n: yep *walks over to her and taps the top of her helmet* these ones more specifically
953 breaks character and frowns: fine human I'll let you rub my ears..now help me look for the damn key ca-
Y/n puts the card in 953's palm with a small smile
Y/n: helmet off, now
953 blushed again as the realizes she just got tricked by a human and reluctantly took off her helmet allowing her ears to be free as y/n got behind her and she sat down alowing him do as he pleases
Y/n starts touching her ears with a small smile and tracing small circles all the way to the tips unaware that he is slowly causing 953 to get wet and causing her to make slight squeaks as he gets near the edges
Y/n: what do you do to get the fur so soft?~
953 inhase sharply: f-fuck you humannn *y/n hits a very nice spot as 953 forces a moan down*
Y/n starts going down towards her head
953: w-what are you doing?
Y/n starts petting 953's head
Y/n: so soft!!~~ fuck it *pulls 953 into his lap and hugs her* your mine fluffy!!!~
953: noooooo let me go!!!! *Starts squirming trying to get out and starts grinding on y/n accidentally*
Y/n: haha no, you to soft to...let...go why are my pants wet?
953 frezzes and is cherry red
Y/n: and why does it smell really sweet now?.. did you do this?
953: i- wh- *starts imitating a tomato*
Y/n gets close to 953's ear: so you did cause this..*realizes* so you liked the headpats that much?~
953: let me gooo!!!!
Y/n: admit it
953 admit w-what?!
Y/n: you soaked yourself from having someone touch your ears!!!
953: f-fuck you let me goo!! *starts struggling harder*
Y/n: nah *pulls her back into my lap and causes her to suppress another moan as y/n starts playing with her ears again*
953: 'c-calm down...ahhh I came from having my fucking ears touched!!!! *Whines* I'm never gonna live this down...' l-let me go..pl-eeeease!!!~
Y/n: alright, but only cause I don't want my pants soaked *grins* nextime I'll see if you have any tails!~
953: 'I would have rather die now' *rubs thigs together* 'im fucking soaked..'
Y/n: see ya later fluffy!~ *walks down the hall while reading different door number* what to steal?... *Peaks into 682's chamber only to be greeted by an acid wave and a broken wall*
A few minutes later y/n's half melted skeleton sits up and starts regenerateing unaware that he is being recorded up till now
As soon as Y/n's jaw and throat reformed he just hummed
Y/n: hmm...that fucking hurt...*stands up and dusts of what's left of his clothing* WAIT A FUCKING SECOND!!! THAT DAMN ACID DISOVED MY CLOTHS!!!! Fuuuuuck!!!!*sits down*
Y/n: alpha!! *Nothing happens* ALPHA!! *again...nothing happens* alpha?..
Alpha: *dings* whaaaat?...
Y/n: I need new cloths....
Alpha: the fuck did you do?
Y/n: I took an accidental acid bath, hehe
Alpha: how the fuck do you do that? *Buys blue jeans some generic black steel toe boots and a black shirt, then spawns them in next to y/n*
Y/n gets dressed while talking
Y/n: something displaced the acid so it go slung to me, not to mention there is now a giant hole in the wall and an un-
Speaker: SCP 682 has broken containment!! All site personnel seek the nearest safe place, all guards have been deployed and are going to recapture i- *static sound draws out for a few minutes followed by the nearby walk shaking
Y/n: I swear if it's a fucking mole I'm going to kill it...*683 tunnels through the wall and notices a half naked y/n*
682: what are you doing human?..
Y/n: getting dressed? You?
682: killing?..'this human is weird..'
Y/n: cool, you going to kill me?
682: are you scared?
Y/n: no I'm more interested in what you are...you look like a alligator
682: I AM NOT A FUCKING ALLIGATOR, I AM A HARBINGER OF DEATH!!
Y/n: sure..can I pet you?
682: I will ki- wait...did you say you want to pet me?!
Y/n: yes..yes I did *finishes getting dressed and starts walking towards 682 with a playful grin*
682 backs up and looks a little bit uncomfortable due to the question
Y/n: well, can I?
682: i- *Huffs* what now?
Y/n: stupid lizard...I said can I pet you!!
682: call me stupid again you lower lifeform and I'll rip you to shr-
Y/n: yah yah yah *waves it off while walking up to its side* shush ya stupid lizard, before I roll you over
682: what? *Y/n starts petting its side* ... I can let this slide...move a little more to the left please...*y/n doses and told as a small grin creeps onto the lizards face*
682: there is hope for you pathetic creatures after all...I'll keep you as my playtoy till I get board of you..be happy I don't kill you now
Y/n: what? Sorry I zoned out *hits a small nerve on 682's back causing it to collapse with a goofy grin as it's mind is flooded with pleasure and it's tail is wrecking the hall behind it*
682: ahhh, that feels great slave!!
Y/n stops and frowns before smacking the pretentious lizards side and knocking it out of its small trance
682: why did you do that?! *Stands back up* I was comfortable!!! *Hisses slightly*
Y/n: I'm not your fucking slave you dumbass lizard!! Now sit your fat fucking ass down so I can find the nerve again!!!
682 quietly: I'm not fat...am i?..*grows a few armored eyes on a few places and looks at itself* I guess I have had a few to many humans recently...
Y/n presses a small bunch of nurses causing 682 to fall back down with a dopey grin again as pleasure starts to trickle into its mind slowly and it starts relaxing
Y/n: there *sighs* don't fucking move to much and the effects will last a hour or two ...do you understand?
682: y-yesh *melts further into its brain being flooded with pleasure*
Y/n: good...boy? Girl? Ah fuck it!! Good lizard!!! (An you dicide on the gender most votes win or it can be a hermaphrodite)
Y/n smiles a little before walking down the hall and finally finding a guard
Y/n: oi!!! I need assistance back to the en-
The guard points his rifle at y/n
Y/n: trance?
Guard: hands up!!!
Y/n: sheesh *puts hands up* I deliver 507 to y'all and shit hits the fan...
Guard: what are you talking about?..
Y/n: earlier today SCP 507 warped to my current world, I took him back to his designated world and after handing him over several scp broke containment...oh yes the big ass lizard is down the hall behind me and...it's? Currently on the floor and it's mind it too far gone in pleasure
Guard: what?
Y/n: I gave the big lizard a back rub and it basically fell asleep
Guard: ... YOU DID WHAT?!?!!
Y/n: quit yelling before I slit your throat...
Guard: a-anyway what did you see?..
Y/n: -_- I saw a horny statue, big stupid lizard, plague dude who said I didn't have some disease I can't remember, some Korean woman, and a pencil thin pale dude who looked to be antisocial
Guard: you ran into every SCP that broke containment?! And the shy guy?!
Y/n: aww his name is shy guy!!! That fits him
Guard: hey *snaps fingers* pay the fuck attention
Y/n: right right, after dropping him off I was going to leave or travel around a little bit *phone rings* oh one sec!! *Answers*
Y/n: hello?
Nezu: ah Mister y/n, miss keaga told me you went somewhere, care to explain?
Y/n: oh I helped a dude that jumped too y'all's universe *sits down*
Nezu: will you be back?
Y/n looks at the gaurd: you will I be contained?
Guard: uh... probably? I do-
Back to phone call
Y/n: not for a while, besides just send me a recording of classes and send the work over the phone
Nezu alright, I hope for keaga 's sake you will be alright
Y/n: eh don't worry I already ran into death itself and gave it a back rub...pretty sure I broke it too
Nezu line went dead quiet before the faint sound of laughing could be heard followed by a door slamming upen and all mights loud voice to ring through the speaker and the phone line being cut off
Y/n: THAT FUCKER HUNG UP ON ME!!! *puts phone up and sighs before looking at the guard* can we get this done..I want boba...
Guard: who just called?
Y/n: the principal to the school I go to, well started going to...and in the same world 507 went to... *Yawns and follows the guard who is holding his head*
953 runs down the corridor towards y/n followed by a few guards
Y/n: FLUFFY!!!~ YOU CAME BACK!! *grins casing 953 to stop with a furious blush on her face and run down a nearby hall follows by a few very confused guards*
Y/n: AND THEY HAVE DOGGOS!!! I wanna pet!!!!
The guard looks at y/n: you know 953?
Y/n: no she ran into me a while back, she also has really fluffy ears!~
Guard: she let you touch her?!
Y/n: is that bad?
Guard: you must have godly fucking luck....she usually kills anyone when they get near her..
Y/n: fluffy? Nah ya probably just pissed her off she didn't try to kill me hell she was actually pretty cute
Guard: what?
Y/n: what? *Yoinks keycard* so why do y'all have these keycards and why is it level 2?
Guard: h-hey!!! *Snatches card back* if you must know it's because I'm new!!!
Y/n: congrats for not dying
Guard: why that?..
Y/n: I saw like 20 guards die before I meet you
'alpha how many rolls do I have?'
Guard: oh thanks I guess?
Alpha: three, do you want me to use them?
Y/n 'only use one for now'
Alpha: rolling, please stand by
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Ability spell weaving obtained
Y/n: 'oh!~ use the other two!!'
Alpha: rolling!
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Tickets acquired
Bofuri
danganronpa
The goddess of fate groans
The god of death laughs at what you did to 682