Law: "Nice weather we're having, right?"
Sanji: "Save it: The last time I started a conversation like that, the dumbass I thought I loved, ended up being taken."
Law: "It's a good thing this isn't a proposal then. Don't you think so?"
Sanji: "Smooth, ink-man."
Law: "The fuck? Do I look like a squid to you?"
Sanji: "Well your camera's off right now, so for all I know, I could be talking to a Fish Man."
Law: "Good point. Let me prove my "human identity" then."
Sanji: "I have a feeling you rolled your eyes after saying that."
Law: "So far to the point where I could view my old memories in 3D."
Law: "I like that laugh you let out just now."
Sanji: "I was kind of needing one... Thank you."
Law: "Are you feeling better now?"
Sanji: "In a way. How about you?"
Law: "Somewhat the same, I suppose. So, still think I'm a Fish Man?"
Sanji: "Mmm, just a little bit."
Law: "Good answer."
Sanji: "Why?"
Law: [New Snap]
[Opened ✔ 4:00 a.m.]
Sanji: [New Snap]
[Opened just now]
Law: "Wow, no wonder you went quiet on the call. How long did it take you to edit that photo?"
Sanji: "SHHH!"
Law: "I would leave some flowers for the grass, if I were you."
Sanji: "Oh God."
Law: "So many bees are gonna be anemic now because of you."
Sanji: "How??"
Law: "You absorbed their only sunlight and source of nutrients."
Sanji: "PFFT- Shh!"
Law: "I can see blood dripping onto your screen. Just wanted to let you know."
Sanji: "Crap, my bad. It was your fault for not wearing a shirt in the first place!"
Law: "There's a difference in between lifting your shirt and being shirtless, 'Sunshine-ya.'"
Sanji: "What difference could- could- C-could... Sunshine?"
"YOHOHO! WHAT WAS THAT?!"
"SUUUUPER STRETCH! Is it morning already, dude?"
"G-GHOSTS!"
"IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER, SON, AND HOLY- HOLY SHIT, WHAT'S HAPPENING!?"
Law: "I'm hearing a lot of voices right now, but yours is definitely the most concerning. Did you go on a rampage because of the heartbreak?"
Sanji: "H-HI, I'LL CALL YOU BACK!"
[Call Ended]
Typing. . .
[New Chat]
LoveDoc: Now, I'm no expert when it comes to guessing, but something tells me that the Strawhats are all awake.
Seen ✔ 4:02a.m.
LoveCook: YOUR FAULT 😵 I BLAME THIS ON YOU AND THE ANEMIC BEES, ENTIRELY!
Seen ✔ 4:02a.m.
LoveDoc: I don't think those bees are the only anemic ones. Your hemoglobin levels must have dropped as well.
Seen ✔ 4:02a.m.
LoveCook: You're damn right, Doc. I might need a blood transfusion from you if I keep this up.
Seen ✔ 4:03a.m.
LoveDoc: I would love to, but the ink in my blood won't allow me to donate. We'll have to find you a donor ;)
Seen ✔ 4:03a.m.
LoveCook: Good luck finding someone who's O- like I am.
Seen ✔ 4:03a.m.
LoveDoc: Your blood type is rare, not extinct. But if you wanna keep those iron levels high, I suggest you put your excitement on hold for the time being.
Seen ✔ 4:04a.m.
LoveCook: I appreciate your advice, but no promises.
Seen ✔ 4:04a.m.
"ZORO, THAT WAS MINE!!"
"WE'RE TOGETHER AND YOU STILL TREAT YOUR FOOD BETTER THAN ME?!"
"GIVE ME MY WAFFLE, DARN SWORDY."
"LUFFY, WAIT! HA, YOU LOOK SO CUTE RIGHT NOW."
LoveCook: Say, Doc... Think you prescribe me some antidepressants?
Seen ✔ 4:06a.m.
LoveDoc: I only give those out to patience who have depression. Is it possible for a sun to be depressed?
Seen ✔ 4:07a.m.
LoveCook: Oh, it's possible. Trust me, I feel like a Sunnyside Down, oppose to a Sunnyside Up right now.
Seen ✔ 4:07a.m.
LoveDoc: Even the Sun and bees have moments like these. They start to get gloomy or hide just before it rains.
Seen ✔ 4:08a.m.
LoveCook: You should be a meteorologist.
Seen ✔ 4:08a.m.
LoveDoc: How come?
Seen ✔ 4:08a.m.
LoveCook: Because you just predicted my future forecast: Endless rain. Lol.
Seen ✔ 4:08a.m.
LoveDoc: What happened?
Seen ✔ 4:09a.m.
LoveCook: I'm bipolar, see.
Seen ✔ 4:09a.m.
LoveDoc: Hate to break it to ya', but any other false diagnosis could have been more convincing than you being bipolar.
Seen ✔ 4:09a.m.
LoveCook: Can't I just be happy one minute and sad the next? Isn't that how a bipolar disorder works?
Seen ✔ 4:10a.m.
LoveDoc: In a way, but not in the way you make it out to be.
Seen ✔ 4:10a.m.
LoveDoc: Now, going back to your philosophy on me being a meteorologist: Let's suppose I am one and have a full seven day forecast ready for you. What then?
Seen ✔ 4:11a.m.
LoveCook: I have a feeling I'll be needing my umbrella all week then.
Seen ✔ 4:13a.m.
LoveDoc: Let's see...
Saturday: 70°F ☀
0% Chance of Precipitation☁
Sunday: 86°F ☀
2% Chance of Precipitation 🌦
Monday: 92°F ☀
0% Chance of Precipitation ☁
Tuesday: 60°F ☁
50% Chance of Precipitation 🌧
Wednesday: 103°F ☀🔥
0% Chance of Precipitation ☁
Thursday: 97°F ☀
0% Chance of Precipitation ☁
Friday: 72°F 🌤
0% Chance of Precipitation ☁
Saturday: 88°F ☀
0% Chance of Precipitation ☁
Sunday: 84°F ☀
0% Chance of Precipitation ☁
According to my forecast, it'll be sunny almost all week, so you can put your umbrella away.
Seen ✔ 4:20a.m.
LoveCook: Are the portals of hell gonna open up on Wednesday?
Seen ✔ 4:20a.m.
LoveDoc: That's because you'll be drenched by Tuesday.
Seen ✔ 4:22a.m.
LoveCook: Yeah? Drenched in what, tears? Because Valentine's Day is on Tuesday 😬
Seen ✔ 4:23a.m.
LoveDoc: Hey, I'm just a weatherman trying to do his job, here. It's up to you to decide if those tears will be of sadness or something else ;)
Seen ✔ 4:28a.m.
LoveCook: Is that an invitation or another one of your predictions. Hmm?
Seen ✔ 4:28a.m.
LoveDoc: I'm leaning more towards "invitation". Got any big plans on that day?
Seen ✔ 4:28a.m.
LoveCook: I might.
Pending...
"GUYS, I HAVE AN ATONEMENT!"
"ANNOUNCEMENT."
"RIGHT, THAT."
"Zoro, Luffy, stop yelling! We're right in front of you two, you dingbats!!"
"Sorry, Nami! It must be the excitement, nishishi!"
"What is it?"
"Zoro and I are going to celebrate Valentine's Day by the beach where... Where we became a couple."
"WOAH!!"
"CONGRATULATIONS!!"
"About time, you two!"
"YOHOHO!! How exciting!"
"SUUUUUUPER!!!!!"
Typing. . .
LoveCook: I'll be free all day long on Tuesday.
Seen ✔ 4:44a.m.
LoveDoc: Alright. What time should I pick you up?
Seen ✔ 4:45a.m.
LoveCook: Any hour works for me. Preferably sooner than later.
Seen ✔ 4:46a.m.
LoveDoc: Gotcha. Does 3p.m. work for you?
Seen ✔ 4:47a.m.
LoveCook: Yes, sir. It sure does! 👌
Seen ✔ 4:47a.m.
LoveDoc: I'll be there to pick you up then. Hopefully my submarine doesn't get you claustrophobic.
Seen ✔ 4:48a.m.
LoveCook: My eyes are so sleepy, I read that as "homophobic". Now I'm scared that your submarine might turn me straight again!
Seen ✔ 4:49a.m.
LoveDoc: ...
Seen ✔ 4:49a.m.
LoveCook: Okay, maybe BI.
Seen ✔ 4:49a.m.
LoveCook: Never mind.
Seen ✔ 4:50a.m.
LoveDoc: You would stay the same.
Seen ✔ 4:51a.m.
LoveCook: I would stay the same.
Seen ✔ 4:51a.m.
LoveCook: Well, now that everyone got up, I have to go attend to the kitchen.
Seen ✔ 4:51a.m.
LoveDoc: And I have to go see a few patients in an Island called Derlandia. My submarine docked just now.
Seen ✔ 4:53a.m.
LoveCook: Good luck in Derlandia! ♥
Seen ✔ 4:54a.m.
LoveDoc: Thanks. Good luck in the kitchen.
Seen ✔ 4:54a.m.
LoveCook: Thanks a lot. Trust me, I'll be needing it today.
Seen ✔ 4:56a.m.
LoveDoc: And supposing that "hi" is the new "bye", Hello then ~ Let's call each other again sometime, Sunshine-ya 😜
Seen ✔ 4:57a.m.
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LoveCook: Hi to you to then 😂 Give me a call later on tonight whenever you're free, Cupid 😉
Seen ✔ 4:57a.m.
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