Ultimis crew
Richtofen: I hate when people ask me, 'What did you do today?' Buddy listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don't KNOW!
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Richtofen: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Richtofen: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Nikolai: Uh... what's up with him?
Dempsey: He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Richtofen: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Takeo, crying: It's working.
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Nikolai: Hey Takeo.
Takeo: *punches Nikolai in the stomach*
Nikolai: What the fuck?
Takeo: You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young....YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL!
Nikolai: What the fuck are you talking about?
Takeo: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.
Richtofen: See ya! *leaves*
Nikolai: I'm not pregnant!
Takeo: Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes.
Nikolai: I was never pregnant, Takeo!
Takeo: Are... you sure?
Nikolai: Yes I'm fucking sure!
Dempsey: I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?
Takeo: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—
Dempsey: *punches Nikolai in the stomach*
Nikolai: AW, MOTHERFU--
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Richtofen: *reading a book*
Takeo: *tears in his eyes*
Richtofen: TAKEO?! WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!
Takeo: Oh, no. It's just the smoke from the kitchen that was set on fire by Dempsey and Nikolai.
Richtofen: Oh ok.
Richtofen:
Richtofen: Excuse me W H A T
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*The gang responding to being stabbed by a sword*
Takeo: Rude.
Richtofen: That's fair.
Dempsey: Not again.
Nikolai: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?
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Takeo: Where's Nikolai?
Richtofen: Don't worry, I'll find them.
Richtofen, shouting: Dempsey sucks!
Nikolai, distantly: Dempsey is the best person ever! Fuck you!
Richtofen: Found them.
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Dempsey, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?
Takeo: *half asleep* Dempsey, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it’s for *gestures vaguely to himself* the Queen.
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Nikolai: I dropped Richtofen.
Takeo: Nikolai, what the fuck.
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Takeo: Did Dempsey just tell me they loved me for the first time?
Nikolai: Yeah, they did.
Takeo: And did I just do finger guns back?
Nikolai: Yeah, you did.