Oneshots! (Mostly Hermitcraft)

By JadedSundragon

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Hello, and welcome to my oneshots book! I write Hermitcraft fanfiction, with a side of shenanigans from Hermi... More

Cub's UFO [Cub]
A Game of Tag (I got tagged. I hope this is entertaining)
The War of Faces (Hermittpad)
Possessed by an Idiot [Grian+the jungle crew]
Spring Prompt Challenge: April 1 - Bouquet [Iskall]
Spring Prompt Challenge: April 2 - Thunderstorm [Impulse]
Spring Prompt Challenge: April 3 - Meadow [Tango]
Spring Prompt Challenge: April 4 - Butterfly [Grian]
Spring Prompt Challenge: April 5 - Kite [Mumbo]
Spring Prompt Challenge: April 6 - Umbrella [Xisuma]
Spring Prompt Challenge: April 7 - Sunshine [Stress]
Definitely [Grian]
Song Fic: 'Bleeding Out' by Imagine Dragons [False]
The Pickaxe [Iskall, Grian, Mumbo, + Scar]
Indifference [Grian+Doc]
Fly You Fool! [Stress]
Tennis of Tables [Etho, Grian, others]
Incorrect Quotes [Hermits]
The Void Only Steals - Pt. 1 [Xisuma]
Second Loss (TVOS pt. 2) [EvilXisuma]
Rest (TVOS pt. 3) [Xisuma]
Letting Go [EvilXisuma]
They could only Watch [???]
Watch Me Fly [Cub, Grian]
Not you [Xisuma]
Regrets [Grian, Scar]
Return (Regrets pt. 2) - Mumbo
Merry Christmas!
Hiatus [Mumbo]
Tagged Again
Bound to My Enemy [Xisuma, Cleo]
Raids - Team ZIT
Toss and Turn [Bdubs]
The End of Pixlriffs [Pix]
Accio Tagged Me. [Jade]
Black as the Void [Pearl]
Attempted [Xisuma, Tango]
Never Tell Me the Odds (pt. 1) [Impulse + Tango]
This is Where the Fun Begins (pt. 2) [Tango, Xisuma]
I Have a Bad Feeling About This (pt. 3) [Tango]
Wither Heart [Impulse]
5k Special: Incorrect Quotes
Skulk Wasp [Xisuma]
The Code Speaker [EvilXisuma]
The Code Whisperer [Xisuma]
But I am Hell Bound [Impulse]
Don't Get Too Close; It's Dark Inside [Team GIGS]
At the Curtain's Call
A Hell Within My Head [Cub]
Can We Skip to the Good Part? [Tango]
Febuwhump 2024 [A/N]
Cut apart (for the sake of science) [Tango]
Alone, alone, alone (time means nothing) [Impulse]
Crossbow quarrels (please spawn proof better) [Tango]
We'll protect you (if you obey) [Zedaph]
The City on the Cliff [Etho]
Phasmophobia (a free-verse poem) [Anon.]
One More Time: From brothers into strangers once again [Impulse]
One More Time: Do I have to die to hear you miss me? [Impulse]
Cursed [Skizz]
The Code Brothers [Evil Xisuma]
10k Special (Y'all are insane)
Running to Never: We claw our way to the top [Impulse]
Running to Never: Will we ever know how to stop? (Running, running) [Impulse]
Heroes Suck. [Cub]
Glowberries (high in citric acid) [Jevin]
Seconds I wasted (I was fixated) [Impulse]
All my walls are built and on display [Cub]
For the Bad Boys (pt. 1) [Joel]
For the Bad Boys (pt. 2) [Joel]
For the Bad Boys (pt. 3) [Joel]
Off to die a thousand deaths (or until I finally rest) [Tango]
Why the helmet? [Joel]
Viva La Revolution: Out of the Frying Pan [Impulse]
Viva la Revolution: Into the Fire [Grian]
Content Warning: Last Man Standing [Grian]
Dying Coals [Tango]
Dying Coals: ALTERNATIVE ENDING
An appetite that only hatred satiates [Evil Xisuma]
Crying because you're dying (please stop dying) [Tango]
Important Author's Note (31.5.2024)

The New Watcher [Pearl]

238 12 23
By JadedSundragon

TW: That one song. You know which one.

^-^

<Unknown_Entity joined the game>

<Xisuma> SERVER MEETING

<Xisuma> SHOPPING DISTRICT NETHER PORTAL

<RentheKing> My loyal subjects, gather

I looked up from the shulker monster, disturbed by the vibrations coming from my communicator. I lifted the screen to my face, the blue light illuminating my surroundings as night started to fall. Xisuma's panicked SERVER MEETING messages kept spamming the chat, along with Ren calling for his "subjects to gather."

The urgency in X's messages seemed to penetrate my mind, causing my entire system to react. I snatched up my elytra and rockets, jumping off the hanging platform Scar still hadn't terraformed. I scrape my knees slightly on impact, rolling past the portal slightly. Scar himself appears below the massive build, somehow not smashing his face into the ground in his panic.

I follow him through the nether tunnel system, grateful once again for Tango's numbering system. Hermits emerge from each of the tunnels, flying to the shopping district portal. For once, no one complained about the amount of procrastination that's happened with the portal.

Scar and I arrive at the tail-end of the group, scrambling to join the circle that's formed around the admin. Even Ren has stepped down from his facade of king to listen to the admin.

"Alright, I'm sure everyone knows about the unknown entity that joined the server. I'll be investigating it while everyone here sets up, I don't know, defenses. Just in case, you know?" Xisuma gave a half-hearted shrug, clearly concerned. The only "problem" was that there was no way we'd ever let him do it alone.

"X, you've got to be out of your mind," Impulse declared.

"What do you mean?" he asked, baffled and in the middle of taking out his rockets.

"There's no way we're staying here and waiting for you to figure out what that thing is. We're coming, whether you like it or not."

"Guys, come on! You know it's not safe!"

"Danger is my middle name!" screams Zedaph before Tango manages to suppress him.

"Oh my goodness," the admin sighed, facepalming.

"AWESOME!!!" scream Grian, rocketing ahead. "Come on, Pearl! Let's go check it out!"

"I'm right behind you, G!" I call back, ignoring Xisuma's protests. Something about going as a group.

Grian and I circle and land on top of Scar's tree, looking at the shape at spawn. Their long black cloak obscured much of their form, although Grian and I recognized it immediately.

"Dude, is that a Watcher?" I asked.

"Yup. Is it dead? It's not moving," he replied, perplexed.

"I dare you to poke it."

"What? You poke it!"

"No way!"

"Ok, let's poke him together."

<Xisuma> Pearl and Grian, get back here!

I giggled at X's message as we glided down to the mysterious shape. We were barely 10 blocks away when it turned around.

"OH MY NOTCH!!!" we scream. "IT'S RICK ASTLEY!"

And that's when the music started.

^-^

I blame EvolvedGlitch for this.

This is your fault and mine.

But I don't want to admit that.

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