Mika: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Ray: Socks are Feetie Heaties
Miles: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Bose: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Ray: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Miles: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Chapa, annoyed: You are disappointments
Bose: I'm an idiot.
Mika:
Chapa:
Miles:
Ray:
Mika: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
Mika: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!
Bose: Tubular AF!
Chapa: Mood to the max!
Miles, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.
Ray, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she's a square.
Mika: You're a loose cannon, Bose.
Bose: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Chapa: I think you play by your own rules.
Miles: No way, she thinks rules were made to be broken.
Mika: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Bose: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Ray is a loose cannon.
Ray: *smashes a chair*
Mika: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Bose: Rude.
Chapa: That's fair.
Miles: Not again.
Ray: Are you going to want this back?
Mika: Are we really going to let Bose keep Chapa?
Miles: Uhm, yes?
Chapa: Mika is late, she's never late!
Bose: How did this happen? I called her at 8 o'clock this morning and pretended it was 11.
Ray: I printed up a fake schedule for her saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.
Miles: I set her clock to say PM when it's really AM.
Chapa: Oh boy. We may have overdone it.
*Mika bursts through the door*
Mika: WHAT TIME IS IT?
Bose: Chapa's refusing to wear her glasses!
Chapa: Bose, look, I wore the glasses for a day. My eyes are much better now. Watch.
Chapa: *points to Miles* Miles.
Chapa: *points to Ray* Ray.
Chapa: *points to Mika* Sasquatch.
Bose: What's the worst thing you guys have done?
Chapa: Rickrolled my teacher in 4th grade.
Miles: I kicked Mika in the shin-
Mika: -So I kicked Miles between the legs.
Ray: I burned a town down.
Bose: What?!
Mika: What the hell is wrong with you?!?
Ray: A lot of things.
Miles: No s***.
Ray: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like-
Miles, to Chapa: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual.
Bose, to Mika: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire.
Ray: There are two types of people.
Chapa: What's wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone's throat out.
Miles: Mika and Bose were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. I didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting.
Miles: You guys worried about Chapa?
Mika: Totally!
Bose: Yeah, she called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?"
Miles: And what'd you say?
Bose: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno."
Mika:
Miles: She's lucky to have you as a friend.
Chapa: Hah! 69! you know what that means?
Mika: What?
Miles: That you're a child.
Bose: HOW YOU GUESS MY IQ?!?
Miles: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?
Bose: Put spaghetti in it.
Miles: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.
Chapa: Put spaghetti in it.
Miles: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.
Mika: Put spaghetti in it.
Miles: I am no longer taking suggestions.
Miles: What's up with Chapa? They've been laying on the floor for like....an hour now?
Mika: They're just a little overwhelmed.
Miles: Why?
Mika: Bose smiled at them.
Mika, pointing to the wall: What color is this?
Chapa: Gray.
Miles: Grey.
Mika, turning to Bose: Now tell them what color you think it is.
Bose: Dark white.
Bose: *falls down the stairs*
Miles: Are you okay?
Mika: Stop falling down the stairs!
Chapa: How'd the ground taste?
Bose: Made you all playlists!
Bose: Chapa, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.
Bose: Mika, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.
Bose: And Miles has the ABBA Gold album.
Bose and Chapa: *making loud, shouty gorilla sounds at each other*
Miles:
Mika, exasperatedly: We have a guest.
Miles: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco.
Chapa: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy.
Bose: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance.
Mika: My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons.
Ray: What is wrong with you all.
Miles: We need a way to lure in new customers?
Chapa: Maybe we could have some fun, interactive events!
Bose: Mika bath water.
Mika: ABSOLUTELY NOT!
Chapa: Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside?
Miles: Not it!
Bose: Not it!
Mika: ...Neither one of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.
Miles: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Mika: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
Bose: A realist sees a freight train.
Chapa: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
Mika: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??
Bose: Microwave it for 40 minutes.
Miles: Why were you microwaving a lemon???
Mika: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots.
Chapa: Did you burn an orange too? How???
Bose: Microwave it for 40 minutes.
Mika: Oh god, she texted you 'hi.'' punctuation only means one thing, Bose. She's mad at you.
Bose: No, it's Chapa. She's just being grammatically correct!
*meanwhile*
Chapa: And then I used a period so he knows that I'm mad at him.
Miles: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'.
Chapa: I stand by my choice.
Mika, watching Chapa & Miles panic : What's going on?
Bose: Chapa is having a midlife crisis and Miles is just having a crisis.
Mika: We need to distract these guys.
Miles: Leave it to me.
Miles: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Chapa & Bose: *immediately begin arguing*
Chapa: Which country has the most birds?
Chapa: Portu-geese!
Bose: That's a language.
Chapa: Portu-gull?
Miles: Good recovery.
Mika: I think you mean good re-dovery.
Ray: TURKEY. HOW DID WE MISS TURKEY?
Bose: So Mika was just using me?
Miles: I'm sorry, Bose.
Chapa, trying to contain her amusement: You must feel pretty stupid right now.
Bose:
Miles: Ok, that's a time-out.
Bose: No, I was just trying to-
Miles: Go sit over there!
Chapa: *hands spark*
Miles: Ok maybe I'll go sit there.
Miles: What's your biggest fear?
Chapa: That I'll never be good enough for anyone.
Mika: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.
Bose: Zombies.
Chapa: ...
Mika: ...
Bose: BUT they can open doors.
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This book has come to an end, unfortunately. But fear not, I have published a new book so check out that one, I hope you all blow up this as well as that book.
For now, bye bye, see you in the next book viewer!-Willow out