I FINALLY FORGOT MY TOXIC EXES BIRTHDAY (also don't mind the watermark I deleted the photos and I forgot that I had to upload them on here so I downloaded them from my tiktok)
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ophrans 🌈
Dickie
B you need to cancel the show
The whole nation watched me fall on to Damian
Bats 🦇
Let me think about it.
No.
Dickie
WHYYYY
Timbo
Bruce did you really think a reality show would be good for keeping our secret identities?
Jason almost revealed our secret.
Duke 🤴
Ew don't say it like that
It sounds like we have a underground cult
STEPH 🥳
Cause we do???
Cass 🩰
👏👏
Dami
They think I'm an ophran
They keep asking "Damian how did your parents die"
Jaybird
To be fair you do act fatherless
Also Tim I did no such thing
Dami
What's that supposed to mean?
Timbo
Jason you literally recreated your death.
Babs 👾
I like the show
It showcases my badassness
plus we can't cancel the show we have a contract
Bats 🦇
Thank you!
Barbara is the only one with a Brain.
Jaybird
Tim your just mad that we didn't let you recreate my death
Dickie
What's that supposed to mean?
I'll have you know I graduated with a 4.0 gpa
I was at the top of the class
I would've been valedictorian if it wasn't for Babs
Babs 👾
I graduated with a 4.2 gpa 💪💪
STEPH 🥳
We break contracts all the time
Like my PETA one
I just had steak last night
Bats 🦇
Listen, we needed good publicity
Dickie
Easy for you to say, you weren't even in the show
Dami
Alfred the cat was in the show more than Father
Timbo
OF COURSE IM MAD JASON
I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU
Cass 🩰
🙏🙏
Duke 🤴
Plus they cut me and Cass out of most scenes
This seems
...
suspicious
Cass 🩰
✅✅✅
STEPH 🥳
TO BAD TIM BECAUSE I WAS JASON AND HE WAS JOKER
Duke 🤴
weirdo
STEPH 🥳
NO NOT LIKE THAT
Jaybird
Tbh it was like therapy to my soul
I think we all should recreate trauma as the the person who inflicted that trauma
Dami
Ew I wouldn't look good as a ginger
Babs 👾
Excuse me?!?!
Dami
not you
Todd with the hideous ginger hair and robin costume
STEPH 🥳
OH YEAH SAME
Jaybird
Shut up demon brat you weren't even born
Plus it was strawberry blonde
Dami
Or was I?
Jaybird
Fine then. I wouldn't look good as a football head baby.
Dami
In my defense, I grew into it
Duke 🤴
Whatever helps you sleep at night
Timbo
What no comeback to that?
Dami
Fuck off Thomas
Duke 🤴
thanks?
Dami
That wasn't a compliment.
Duke 🤴
Let's rematch on mariokart rn
Dami
Bet
Bats 🦇
In case anyone cared, I broke the contract
I had to pay a 100k fine
You're all are cut off from your trust fund for a month
THE GOAT 🐐
Do not worry children.
I got you.
Dickie
You're a real one Alfie.
Dami
Does this mean I can get Bruce the Cat?
Bats 🦇
No.
THE GOAT 🐐
Yes.
BONUS
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Am I sick or am I going through a depressive episode? Either way my doctor will be seeing me
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