I am so sorry
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[At dinner]
Sneezy: Hey fellas, did you know I was once told I was a good kisser?
Sleepy: [Opens mouth, then shuts it]
Sneezy: What is it, Sleepy?
Sleepy, blushing: I.. I was gonna say 'Prove it'.
Sneezy:
5D:
Sneezy: [gets up from his chair]
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Sleepy: The best part of an oreo is the black cookie, not the frosting. Deal with it.
Happy: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Sleepy: Yo Socrates, it's a fucking cookie.
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Doc: If you do that again, I swear I will throw you out the window and- what are you doing?
Grumpy, looking out the window: Checking how high the drop is to see if it's worth it.
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Kidnapper, on the phone: If you can bring me $10,000 in 24 hours, I'll give you your little friend back.
Sleepy, tied up: Wh- YOU THINK I'M ONLY WORTH TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS?!?!
Kidnapper: uh-
Sleepy: MAKE THAT 10 MILLION
Doc, on the other line: SLEEPY YOU ARE BEING HELD FOR RANSOM SHUT THE HECK UP
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Happy: Good morning fellas!
Bashful: Good morning
Doc: Good morning!!!
Sleepy: [yawns] Good morning..
Grumpy: Please you guys sound like robots, spice it up a bit.
Sneezy, sliding downstairs: MORNING MOTHERFLOOMERS!!
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Sneezy: So do you have a crush on anyone?
Bashful: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.
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Queen Delightful: I'm scared for Lord Starchbottom.
Doc: Why?
Queen Delightful: He has no survivor skills. His need to surpass me at absolutely everything completely replaces them.
7D: what
Queen Delightful: Here, watch this.
Queen Delightful: HEY LORD STARCHBOTTOM!! I'LL RACE YOU DOWNSTAIRS!
Starchy: [proceeds to throw himself out the window]
7D:
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Dopey: Treat insects the way you wanna be treated!
Bashful: Killed without hesitation.
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Police: You are under arrest for carrying four people on your motorcycle.
Sneezy, with Sleepy, Bashful and Dopey behind him: Four?
Police: Yes, four
Sneezy:
Sneezy: [turns around] WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS TELL ME HAPPY FELL OFF?!?
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Doc: Please, when have I led all of us into dangerous, life-threatening situations?
Grumpy: [unrolls a list]
Sneezy: We have a list.
Sleepy: Double sided, in alphabetical order.
Doc:
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Kidnapper, on the phone: I have your best friend.
Sleepy, on the other line: My best frie-
Sleepy: [gasps] Sneezy! Don't kill him!
Kidnapper: I won't do anything to him if you do everything I say-
Sleepy: Bro I wasn't talking to you.
Sleepy: Sneezy, don't kill him!
Kidnapper: wha-
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Happy: Ah, it's team moments like this that I'll never forget!
Grumpy: With a good therapist, hopefully I will.
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Bashful: Awww, somebody's in love!!!
Sleepy: Pfft, yeah right! I just think Sneezy's really cool is all! I mean, it's not like I stay up all night thinking about him!
[Later that night]
Sleepy: [lies in bed, wide awake]
Sleepy: winkers
Alt. Version
Happy: Aww, somebody's in love!!!
Starchy: Pfft, yeah right! I just think Queen Delightful is really cool and admirable as a queen. I mean, it's not like I stay up all night thinking about her!
[That night]
Starchy: [lies in bed, wide awake, staring at the ceiling]
Starchy: uh oh
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Sneezy: I would die for you
Sleepy: I would die for you first
Doc, from across the room: No one here is dying!
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Doc: I never brag.
Sleepy: You once called your intelligence the proof of God's existence.
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Sneezy: What are you gonna bring to the Queen Delightful's Jollyday dinner?
Grumpy: My negative attitude and sparkling personality.
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Sneezy: Are you flirting with me?
Sleepy: Have been since we first became the 7D but thanks for noticing
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[When the youngest trio gets in trouble]
Dopey: What do we do, Bash??
Bashful: Wh- I don't know!! Why are you asking me?!
Sneezy: CAUSE YOU'RE THE OLDEST!
Bashful: NOT MENTALLY!
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[Hildy the Good in a nutshell]
Queen Delightful: You know what? Underneath it all, you're actually quite nice.
Hildy, taking off her disguise: Repeat that disgusting slander again and you'll be hearing from my lawyer.
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Bashful: I will do a lot of things.
Bashful: But admitting to Doc that I'm cold after he told me to bring a jacket is not and never will be one of them.
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Happy: Just be yourself and say something nice!
Grumpy: Which one? I can't do both.
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Superpowered Grumpy: I've got this completely under control!
Doc: Is that why everything is on fire?
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Bashful: Synonyms are so weird. Because if I invite you to my cottage in the forest, that sounds so nice, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you're going to die.
Happy: My favorite is "butt dial" versus "booty call".
Sleepy, winking at Sneezy: Also, "forgive me, Father, for I have sinned," versus "sorry, Daddy, I've been naughty!"
Doc: Good news everyone; language has been cancelled!
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Happy: Thanks
Sleepy: Don't mention it.
Happy: No really, I appre-
Sleepy: Ever.
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Doc: Uhh, why are we all laying on the ground?
Sneezy: You got knocked out so we laid next to you so everyone would just think we're chillin'.
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Grumpy: Why is Dopey on the counter?
Doc: He likes to feel tall
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Doc: Grumpy, you're in charge while I'm gone.
Grumpy: Alrighty I'm your man.
Doc: Don't do anything stupid
Grumpy: Okay I'm kinda your man
Doc: And of course, keep the others out of trouble
Grumpy: You need another man
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Bashful: (about Sneezy) Come on, go tell him he's cute, what's the worst that could happen?
Sleepy: He could hear me
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Happy: If we can see water but not air, does that mean that fish can see air but not water???
Doc: Happy it's four in the morning, go to bed.
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Bashful: [starts crying]
Sleepy: What's wrong???
Bashful: [sniffling] Oh nothing, this just happens sometimes
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Doc: I trust Grumpy
Sneezy: You think he knows what he's doing?
Doc: I'm not sure i'd go that far
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Bashful: This is horrible! This the most humiliating thing that's ever happened to me!!
Sleepy: Even more humiliating than the time you-
Bashful: Can you not.
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Starchy: I drink coffee when i'm having a bad day.
Sneezy: But you're always drinking coffee
Starchy: well look who's catching on
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Bashful: You have no idea what i'm capable of!
Hildy: Don't take this personally, but i feel like i'm being threatened by a cupcake
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Doc: Sneezy, gather the others. We need to have another Grumpy-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-he-hurts-someone convention.
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Happy: Who wants to go out of the country on a road trip?
Doc: Yea, I could drink legally!
Sleepy: I could hang out with the boys!
Bashful: I could hide from the consequences of my actions.
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Bashful: Doc taught me to think before I act.
Bashful: ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.
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[When there's a spider and Sleepy, Sneezy and Bashful are left home]
*outside the cottage*
Sleepy: Where's the spider?
Bashful, crying: Over there, in the front yard
Sleepy: How big is it??
Bashful: Really big *cries* It's over there, right there, it's crawling
Sleepy and Sneezy: Where??
Bashful: Be careful! Watch your step, it's dangerous!
Sneezy: Where is it??
Bashful: It's over there!
Sleepy: Where??
Bashful: Right there!
Sleepy: W H E R E??
Bashful: Right tHERE!!
Sneezy: Oh, that!
*sees the spider*
Sneezy: Oh whoa, that actually is kinda huge
*Bashful cries again and hides behind Sneezy*
Sleepy: *tries to hit it with a bat but it moves out of the way*
*Bashful screams*
Sneezy: Hit it again! Hit it! Do it, hit it!
*spider moves farther, Bashful screams again*
Sneezy, taking the bat from Sleepy: THAT'S IT!! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!! *tries to hit it* GO!!
Sleepy: Hit it! Like actually hit it!!
Bashful: It's not dead-
*Sleepy hits it, but spider babies come pouring out*
Sneezy: What?!
Bashful: Oh my god!!
Sneezy: IT GAVE BIRTH!!
Sleepy: Dude no!
Sneezy: OH MY GOD IT GAVE BIRTH!!
Sleepy, running away down the hill with Bashful: OH MY GOD!!
Sneezy: IT GAVE BIRTH!! *looks at the spider babies* AAAAGHHHHH!!! *runs away* IT GAVE BIRTH!! IT GAVE BIRTH!! OH MY GOD!!
*they stop in the middle of town*
Sleepy: Get out of my house!!
Sneezy: W-Wait i got that on video!
*Sneezy takes out his phone, Sleepy laughs in delight*
Sneezy: WAIT WE HAVE TO GO BACK-
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i'm alive but not on the inside
being a high school student is something else these days yk
anyways happy spooky season
-Princess❤️